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Tuesday, August 25th 2015

From watching the birds to coming home with them.

Well my dear readers I bet your wondering what I have been up to whilst I have not been regailing you with my riveting and exciting existence and escapades. Well, draw closer and I will tell you. Not much at all as it happens. I was supposed to go Scotland but that was postponed so I was able to go on a hen party I thought I may have missed. That was good, I was definitely in need of an all girl night out. It was drawing on for 3am and the birds were singing before I arrived home. Only thing is these days it takes me a couple of days to recover. Speaking of birds a more sedate activity saw me over in the country park that is near my flat, where I discovered a visitor centre and rangers office that had a large window overlooking a secluded garden where native birds are encouraged. I sat down to watch and was mesmerised, I didn't want to leave. I have to tell you the amount of birds there were amazing. One of which was a woodpecker, never seen one that close up before.
I'm off to Nottingham again this week for the bank holiday weekend so I hopefully will meet again some guys I met last time and of course some new ones. Looking forward to that.
While I am writing this I am watching the TV and a programme called Guilty Pleasures, have you ever seen it, I love it. Showing a celebrity talking about the TV shows that they loved growing up. As most are around my age the programmes that they watched are the same as the ones I also watched. There was one I use to watch called the Singing Ringing Tree, have any of you seen it. Weird programme but I loved it. You must go and check it out on You Tube. Also while you are on You Tube check out a little song bird a young girl called Angalina Jordan, she is eight years of age and her voice is incredible. Tell me what you think of her.

Friday, July 10th 2015

Happy birthday to me

Well its that time of year again, yes the time when you become another year older. Tomorrow I will be 58, 50 bloody 8. No its not too bad, I actually feel very comfortable with my age. I have far more confidence now than I had when I was younger. Wouldn't say boo to a goose once upon a time, now I don't say no to one. Any way celebrations this weekend involve a stay in a hotel and this time I wont be working. Do you remember me blogging last year about my birthday. I actually worked it. It was fun and at the end of the day I felt elated. This year though will be spent with friends. wining and dining (those two words don't look right, is that how you spell them)? I have had a very roller coaster year I have to say. Its not all be fun in my private life. Very much ups and downs. But working life has had the added bonus of taking me out of myself. Especially the role plays. I seem to have a penchant for them and a fairly good acting ability. I wonder if I should join a amateur dramatic society. Hone my skills so to speak. I might surpass all expectations and get a part on Corrie, imagine that. I may be 58 but life isn't over yet still lots to add to my bucket list. Any way my audience awaits, I have role play to do right now. See ya laters.

Saturday, July 4th 2015

lighting up a Saturday night.

Ok, shhhh, (finger conspirituraly on lips) I am sat on the patio in the afore mentioned new seating area. After a BBQ with family, they have all gone now. It's me and the elements, and the after effects of half a bottle of rum and some blonde beers. BLISS, that's all I can say. Well maybe I can say some more, yes I can find more words it has to be said. The lights are a joy to behold, they are to me any way, after the bloody effort I put in to get them in place. I am determind to enjoy them in this new enviroment. Hence I am sat here with a fire pit and a chiminia on the go and the remnants of marshmallows and pork fat dripping down the sides of an open fire pit. Also satisfying the nature lover in me I am admiring and loving the arial show put on my behalf by the most lovely and to be admired bats that grace the area above my garden. Also I am listening to the amazing fire work display in honour of the Queen Mary 2 visiting my great city. I hope your weekend is as lovely as mine.

Thursday, July 2nd 2015

The Jasmines of my mind

You have all done it haven't you, taken the Christmas tree lights down on or just before twelfth night. (Woe betide those who left it later, on your head be it). You know what a nightmare that job is. Unhook the lights from the top of the tree and work down, or unplug and work up. Which is the best method? Walk around and around the tree till you are dizzy unwinding the string of lights as you go, or stretch your arms and pass the ever growing mass of wire and bulbs from hand to hand, or maybe your family make a team effort and stand circling the tree passing the cluster of bulbs to each other. Personaly I wind the stringed bulbs onto a piece of card as I go so come next year there is no tangle of wire and plastic blue icicles to drive me to the Sherry. (feeling smug). Well you know what hell that chore is. But let me tell you I have found a new kind of hell, far surpassing any Yule tide inferno. THE GARDEN PATIO STRING LIGHTS........yes this week has seen some of the hottest days of the year and I thought I would spruce up the patio. Moved things around and created a new seating area, but this meant the lighting I had put up a year or so ago needed moving along the fence a bit to be more central with the seating. Did I say a year or two ago? Well in that time the Jasmine climbing the fence had, like Toppsy, growed and growed. Not a problem I thought, just trace the wire back along the fence through the Jasmine and hey presto, Bobs your uncle. Glass of wine first before tackling this little jobby. On with the task in hand. Found the end of the string, or is that the begining? Any way the one furthest from the plug. Started pulling it back through the plant. Easy peasy, take it through those entwined vines. First one not too bad, second one again not a big deal. Did I mention these bulbs, which are only as big as Christmas tree light bulbs, have on them a flower like shade, no. Well they do. By now I have a fist full of wire shades, bulbs and electrical wire. I am now getting nearer to the thick of the plant and the vines are thicker, woodier and tightly entwined, I have my arms, shoulders, neck and head so deep into the under growth of a vigorous healthy Jasminum Grandiflorum, I wouldn't have minded had it been in flower, at least I could have got heady on its scent. This is where I extracted myself to take gulps of hot air. Time for refreshment. Good job I kept that bottle of Pinot in the fridge. I sat there with my chilled glass and contemplated the undergrowth. I admit I did consider giving up, but surprisingly I felt fortified after the glass of cheer, and set to once again. Dived into the lush greenery and yanked, do you know how tightly vines entwine around each other? I had to prise them apart and make a gap big enough to feed the ever growing bundle of electrical decoration through. I could hardly see a thing what with my hair needing cutting a falling over my eyes my glasses being pushed of my face by the triffid which also managed to wrap itself venomously round my face and head I mostly worked by feel and the odd glimpse of the task in hand. Then a moment of clarity and I could see into the depths of the jungle and oh my gods what did I see but the thickest biggest hugest massive spiders web ever. I think I jumped back a rather vast amount of space. But, let it never be said that after two and half glasses of wine I don't have the courage of a lion. Pha spiders web my arse. Back in I go nearing the end now and feeling rather smug, when a thought occurred to me....... Why had I not taken the end of the wire that goes in the transformer, you know the small bit you put in the big transformer thing for out door lights. Then I wouldn't have had to try and get tulip shaped wire shades and bulbs through tightly grown vines. Aargh. Give me that bottle. Have you heard the term Maltezer, blonde inside brown outside.
Anyhoos the patio looks lovely festooned with its garland of tulip shaped lights, allbeit some shades missing, lost never to be seen again.
Christmas tree lights, bring it on.

Saturday, June 27th 2015

Pebbles in the pond.

The world of weird and wonderful time wasters is a subject worthy of a university degree. They are a complex breed and need some study. They walk amongst us, blending in and are under the impression they are indistinguishable to the rest of us. Totally oblivious to the disruptions they cause. What they don't realise is there is a breed of woman who can spot them a mile away, she is called an escort and her skill is honed over many a telephone call, text message and email, it can take a couple of miss starts to become proficient at spotting them and one or two do get through the radar causing no end of upset for parties all round. What happens is that nice gentleman arranges an appointment for a popular time slot, it is not your usual TW MO. He doesn't ask what will you wear? What will you do? Can I cum 12 times in my time? What are you wearing now? He is short and to the point. So the appointment is made. The necessary preparations carried out. She then gets a call from a favourite reg, but being the proffesional that she is she upholds the original booking and declines the reg. After all she wants to build her customer base and be proffesional and not mess new clients around. Text From the guy, TW alert, lame excuse for cancelling and in acctual fact thinking back he had shown signs of being a TW but as I said some get through the radar. Trusted and favourite reg has had to make other arrangements and doesn't need that booking now. So this turns out to be free time, off for a coffee. Favourite regs arrangements fall foul of the, lets mess up the appointment system gremlins, so both end up not doing what they wanted to be doing. See pebbles in the pond syndrome. Oh I do love my metaphors. Any way TW, do you realise your best mate, brother or father could have been the trusted and favourite reg, he is at least a brother in arms, my arms, or would have been if you hadn't have buggered up his day while getting off on buggering up mine. You sorry soul you.
There we are rant over.
Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day. I have a wonderful feeling everything's going my way.

Thursday, June 18th 2015

Mad because of the add.

Sorry to have been absent from the blogging world recently you must all wonder what has happened. The power of advertising is what has happened. I decided I should put myself about a bit, well in terms of adverts that is. I put up a couple of new ads in other places as well as here on AW and wow has it paid off. The phone has never stopped ringing. I have had to turn it off sometimes. Yes of course there have been more than the usual time wasters and crazies and I believe I am becoming something of an expert on spotting them now. I love it when a friendly confidant voice comes on, they know exactly what they want, what day and time they are after and with any requests regarding attire and services. Marvellous, someone I can be direct with. Then you get the mumblers with low hard to hear voices and you just know they are shifty. Asking ridiculous questions that are easily answered by reading the add fully or my profile or web site. But as I say I can spot them within the first couple of sentences.
So as you can imagine I have been busy. I have met some really lovely people these past couple of weeks, and long may that continue. The down side of course is I have missed some lovely weather and you all know how much I love the nice weather, well who doesn't. Another negative is the gym has fell by the wayside, I am dissapointed about that because I was doing well and getting somewhere with toning up. I feel like I am back to square one again. Oh well just have to try and organise myself with time.
Any way nice chatting with you, hope to see you soon. Take care xx

Monday, June 8th 2015

Now in residence and recieving visitors.

Well it feels like it's been ages since chatting with you all. I have been busy with trips to France and family stuff t'other end of the country. France was of course excellent. I loved the Euro star, how efficient and only half an hour in the tunnel. I can see me tripping there more often. While there I managed to get a couple of museums and art galleries in although I have to confess that one day before a gallery I went to a market and wore myself out so only got as far as the cafe and had to make do with the gift shop to gen up on what was being exhibited. Cheat, I know but what can you do when your dogs are barking. On a positive note I managed to find lots of lovely french cheese at the market and found myself sitting alone on the train home.
For those of you who have read some of my earlier blogs you will know my dislike for acronyms. Any way I learned a new one today, lovely visitor today said I was DDG, confused and quizzical look on my face and he cleared things up by telling me I was drop dead gorgeous. How nice. I like that acronym.
Any way the purpose of me posting today is to let you all know I am now in situ and have stopped gallivanting and can fit more appointments in. Look forward to welcoming you and await your phone call.

Tuesday, May 26th 2015

Norah Batty look.

Do you know for years I have been a big fan of stockings and suspenders. I would wear them any day over hold ups, I had a friend who was the opposite and loved hold ups. I could never understand why, after all stockings look so much nicer especially I think with vintage style lingire. Hold ups, in my opinion looked like you were unfinished not quiet ready as it were. For me they were always rolling down and I was constantly tugging them up, not an elegant look. I put it down to the fact I must have had fatter thighs than she, and they must be made for girls with slim legs. Any way I didn't mind I liked stockings and suspenders. Then I started this line of work and changing lingire and trying to get them on in a short time was proving trying. So some times I give my self a break and wear hold ups. But I still had the problem of the roll down. Any way guess what? For all this time I have been buying the wrong size, no don't titter. It seems that they are sized by height and not your acctual size. For instance I have always bought medium because I believe I am a medium build, however I am tall ish and have long legs so apparently I should have been getting large. Funny how some if us won't admit to being a large label. So any way I got the large and lo and behold they stay put. I am now a fan of hold ups so much so that I now wear them for everyday when I am not in jeans of course. I love them and they are so much easier to put on. I do of course still love the look of stocking and suspenders but am much happier knowing I can alternate. No longer the Norah Batty look for me.

Wednesday, May 20th 2015

Pleasure Room

Did you manage to see the pics from my pleasure room, thought I would tell a little bit about what goes on there. Well as is obvious a lot of pleasure, yours and mine. but if you are into touch and massage then this is the place for you. Imagine the scene now, a warm and inviting room, low lighting and candles flickering. soft low music and the smell of essential oils in the air. Already you will begin to unwind and relax. You may of course have a shower before we proceed, together or alone whichever you prefer. Warm soft towels await you and you will be cocooned in them when lying on the massage couch. I will unrobe and prepare the oil for massage warming it gently. I will begin on your back, kneading your muscles into submission, driving out the tension that has been building there and bringing about a sense of relaxation and tranquility. Moving on from your back I will proceed over you buttocks and down your legs. Treating the large muscles of your thighs, inner and outer. During a normal commercial massage the buttocks and inner thigh tend to be ignored but these are powerful muscles and should receive the same treatment as all other muscles. Moving down to the back of the knees, the skin here is smooth hairless and very sensitive and can be highly erotic. On then to the feet and calves. As a reflexologist I can stimulate the points on the feet that trigger sexual arousal enhancing an already highly arousing treatment. Time to turn over. Moving to the head and neck, paying special attention to the ears another highly erogenous zone, are you relaxed now, are you feeling pleasure? Arms and hands. To have the hands and fingers massage is very comforting and will make the inner child very happy. Of course the inner adult is bursting with pleasure now, especially as I get to the lower abdomen and the pelvic area. But wait there is the front of the legs to do first, paying special attention to the inner thigh again. Ending back at the groin and proceeding with a Lingam massage. The sexual tension will have built to a highly charged state and you will be craving the release of the Lingam massage but this must not be rushed as the Lingam which includes the testicles perineum and sacred spot must be honored. And so we conclude the wonderful experience. You may of course wish to shower again to remove the oils but it is preferred if you can leave the oil to continue to benefit the body.
So any way that's one of the wonderful things to encounter in the pleasure room.
See you soon I hope,

Monday, May 11th 2015

Mirror mirror on the wall.

I have been scrutinising myself in the mirror lately (as you do) and noticing some big changes in my body. For years I was slim and at one point some would say skinny. But my figure was always admired, in fact when I was pregnant with my first child a guy that used to come into the place I worked commented that that the man who was responsible for ruining such a figure should be shot. Then of course I had children and the body goes through some changes there. But I was always able to snap back int my slim shape quite easily. Then I hit the big 50 and it wasn't as easy as it used to be. But I was fit and walked for up to twelve miles when hiking and that kept me in shape without any effort whatsoever ever. Since not being able to do those kind of walks I have noticed the weight sticking around. Now I always thought I would hate carrying extra poundage and were I was always a size 12 I am now a 14 and can't seem to change that no matter how hard I try. Hence the mirror inspections. Well of course my body is commented upon almost daily these days and always in a positive way. Ruebenesque some have said, and I like that description. I acctually like being rounded and curvy and I love having a bust and a bum, although I always did have a bum that wiggled even when slim. So I have decided to continue with the gym routine to make sure I don't end up flabby, yuck I hate that word, but to tone up and keep in shape. It also means I can still enjoy my food and that glass or two of wine I so enjoy.

Thursday, May 7th 2015

Should I or shouldn't I ?

So I have never done it, but I have been thinking about it for some time and just recently been researching it. What is it? Touring. I'm a bit scared to be honest, out if my comfort zone so to speak. As you know I have worked out of hotels before. It's how I started, but I do find working from hotels a bit high tension with dodging houskeeping and all that. I mean I never had a problem at any time whilst in the hotels, but I was always careful with booking times and footfall to the door. So it should be no different to those days. Then I think the clients may be scary, eh what's that all about? They are the same lovely gents from my own neck of the woods. Get a grip girl. So what makes me apprehensive, what if it's a big failure? What if it is, not the end of the world. Right I need to give myself a good shaking and talking to, because I am going to do this.
I was thinking around August, my family commitments will be less then and a lot of folk are on holiday so my regulars may be away themselves that time so I would be less missed here at home. Destinations, that has been part of my research, obviously, and here suggestions greatly recieved thank you. I have looked at Notingham as that is a place I would like to visit and during my research as far as AW there are few of my age in the area I was looking, though I must extend my research regarding this. Yorkshire, not decided upon an acctual location though York may be good. North East another idea. Anyway I have lots of information I need to still find out. Scary for me but also exciting.

Sunday, May 3rd 2015

Bucket list.

So do you have a bucket list? I don't but feel I should, after all it is the done thing now isn't it? But what to put on it. Hmm if I'd had one I suppose becoming an escort would have been on it and that's that one ticked. I want to go to Istanbul so I would put that on, but that's not very exotic. Oh yes I want to see the northen lights so that can go on it. I also want to cruise up the Fjords and I would love to go whale watching. Ooh this list is growing nicely. What else? Ok I would love to go on the Orient express, that's a biggie would have to save hard for that one, or as they say in my neck of the woods, flog my arse. Titter titter. I would like to see Andre Rieu in concert preferably in Vienna but the UK will do at a push. Go skiing, I have never gone skiing. I should put that one right before I become to old for that. Get some sort of sailing certificate, I did nearly do that one but had to cancell the course. I should get myself back down to the sailing club. To follow on from that I would then like to sail around the Greek Islands. Gosh I didn't know I wanted to do so much. Better get my skates on, no I don't want to do ice skating I have already done that. Every weekend when I was a teen saw me down the local rink. If you haven't already got one I sugest you start one now, it's suprising what hidden desires you have till you sit and think about it. Go on get bucket listing.

Thursday, April 23rd 2015

Sunny rooms

I don't know about you but I am just loving this weather. My bedroom is west facing and from just after mid day the sun is streaming in through the blinds. It makes it lovely and dappled light coming in. It makes me all dreamy and relaxed. Well I suppose I shouldn't be to relaxed when I have visitors coming, I do need to be a bit on the ball. I have noticed though my massage room doesn't have the same amount of light coming in even though it is situated the same. I think it must be the large tree just outside the window blocking some of it. Still it is a nice calm room in its own right. So any way the nice weather seems to have brought every body out and put everyone in a good mood which is lovely. So nice to see happy smiley faces. I was meant to get round to taking some more pictures today but somehow never got round to it. Well the rain is due the weekend I believe so I suppose that will be as good a time as any. Nothing worse than a rainy weekend.

Tuesday, April 14th 2015

Full of the joys.

Well it's lovely to be back in the land of the living. I am a bit miffed I missed the lovely sunshine last week, Sod's law of course I was feeling better as the rain came. Never mind I am looking forward to this glorious summer we are supposed to be getting. Thank you so much by the way for all the well wishes I recieved and the understanding from those who I had to cancel on. I am of course recieving gentlemen callers once again. So in those immortal words, why not come up and see me some time.

As a result of abstinence during my forced bed rest I have decided to go on a bit of a health kick, bets on how long this will last, i am cutting down on all the bad stuff and increasing all the good stuff. Oh dear, doesn't that sound boring. Oh well I am full of good intentions. Did I tell you I had got back into walking, I had done a wonderful walk at Trefriw by Llananwrst in North Wales, it's an easy one to get back into it and takes about four hours. The weather was fantastic and I had only a vest t shirt on, but you know the saying 'ne'r cast a clout till May is out' well I should have took head. Not only that but as it was lovely we took the roof down on the car, and of course I payed the consequence. But the walk was just the thing and I can't wait to increase my level once again. I suprised myself at my level of fitness and did it with stamina and breath to spare. I thought that after such a long time not walking I would struggle, that's why we chose an easy one. I am looking forward to this weekend to get another one in. Should try and drag myself away from Wales and try the Peaks or the Lakes. The trouble is I love the cragginess of Snowdonia.
Any way don't forget come up and see me sometime. You know you want to. Xx