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Monday, April 6th 2015

HAPPY EASTER ? YES IT WAS X

shame some think we aren't human & don't appreciate bank holidays too. so many fools ringing & texting even when profile stated enjoying easter break. example some fellow rang me at 12.38am i did picked up & explain did he realise it is a NATIONAL holiday ?????
he then rang 3 more times last being at 3.28am.......................... WHY ?
Did he think i was joking or that maybe i'll have changed my mind at this ridiculous time ?
what a tosser, his number logged,stored,barred and blocked .
I on the other hand had a lovely easter break.
Thankyou for the chocolates,champagne & flowers, much appreciated i'm sure you guys just want to see me burning off the calories. BRING IT ON lmaoxxx

Monday, March 30th 2015

A CLOSE ENCOUNTER WITH A RIGHT PLONKER.

Just had a right plonker nearly ruin my day. It goes like this,ringing for ages,finally our dates and times match. I sent him the postcode hours before he was due,as he also requested as was coming by train and no idea of the area. so i sent him exact addy plus directions......................... 20 minutes before he is due rings me, right, he says,i'm at the station where do i go ?. Well that pissed me off already,why get me to send details if you cant be arsed to look them up?????????. So once again i verbally relayed them leaving plenty of time for his appointment.
His time came and he phones,i'm at the station he says. Really i thought but you where there 20 minutes ago my mind is saying,My mouth on the other hand says well i'm terribly sorry i have another appointment not long after yours so i cannot see you. BUT BUT BUT ,But nothing and i hung up.
He then attempted to call me again NAH NOT HAPPENING BLOCKED FOR LIFE .HAHAHA

Saturday, March 14th 2015

I SHOULDN'T LAUGH, BUT HELL I'M ONLY HUMAN

OH DEAR DEAR DEAR AGAIN,I GET THE CALL TO BOOK & BEFORE HE ENDS CALL SAYS " I MAYBE LATE, I MAYBE EARLY (oh will you now,actually went through my mind )EITHER WAY I SHALL CALL YOU......................
TIME CAME, CLIENT DID NOT CALL, SO I CARRIED ON ENJOYING MY DAY OFF !!
SAID CLIENT THEN SHOWS UP AT MY DOOR IN HIS OWN TIME,I HAD FRIENDS IN SO WAS NOT IMPRESSED.SECOND TIME THIS GUY HAS DONE THIS. HE WAS ALREADY TO WALK IN EVEN THOUGH I WAS DRESSED IN MY CIVILIAN CLOTHING & HAIR LIKE A RATS NEST.
I REPEATED HIS LAST COMMENTS TO ME, TO WHICH HE WAS VERY ANNOYED AT HIMSELF & APOLOGISED TO ME.
I DID CHUCKLE WHEN HE LEFT AS I KNEW THE POOR CHAP HAD DROPPED A VIAGRA. SO MORAL OF THE TALE REMEMBER WHAT YOU TELL A HOOKER WE ARE NOT MIND READERS lmfao.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wednesday, January 21st 2015

POINT TO MAKE (AGAIN)

IF YOU CALL ME & REQUEST AN APPOINTMENT, THEN SAY I'LL CALL BACK IN A FEW MINUTES TO CONFIRM & I THEN CANNOT TAKE YOUR CALL AS I AM BUSY,THIS IS NOT MY PROBLEM.
PLEASE ENSURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING BEFORE CALLING ME, THAT WAY NOBODY GETS DISAPPOINTED.
IT'S BEEN AN INTERESTING START TO 2015,I'M LUVING IT SO FAR. BEEN GREAT CATCHING UP WITH CLIENTS & MEETING NEW ONES.
STILL NOT INTO THIS FETISH BUSINESS. DO WISH PEOPLE WOULD READ PROFILES PROPERLY, NOT JUST LOOK AT THE PERVY PICS & ASSUME THINGS. ALWAYS POLITE TO ASK BEFORE MAKING THE BOOKING I FIND.

Sunday, January 4th 2015

WHAT I DO NOT DO ,SO YOU AREN'T OFFENDED

I wake up to a bloody TEXT from some numpty sub wants me to dom him for 300 quid all night...................

I cannot put into words how fuming i am,PROFILES ARE CREATED BY US, SO YOU HAVE A VERY CLEAR INDICATION OF THE SERVICES EACH OF US IS WILLING TO PROVIDE. BE NICE IF RESPECT WAS SHOWN AND POTENTIAL CLIENT READS IT !!!!!!!!!!

Now an email for some tranny at stupid o'clock this morning saying he is dressed as a woman and been let down,would i mind going to see him ????????

What a dickhead.

I DO NOT DO TRANNY'S.CROSS DRESSERS .SUB,DOM,OR FUCKING FETISH...............I DO WHAT I DO SIMPLE AS ,REALLY HONESTLY IT IS THAT SIMPLE.
I AM THE BOSS AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY SERVICES THEN FEEL FREE TO READ OTHERS PROFILES THAT CATER FOR YOUR STRANGE BIZARRE LIFESTYLES. I CANNOT EXPRESS YOU WILL BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED IF YOU ARE IN THE ABOVE & BOOK ME, AS I WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY FOR WASTING MY TIME THEN I WILL TELL YOU TO LEAVE .

Monday, December 15th 2014

DISCOUNT ? YOU CAN F**K OFF & THATS BEING POLITE

Right this is how it started. i made reverse bid some while ago .80 for the hour. I won & business conducted. Since then i have met this man 3 times.Yesterday he text me & says 8.30pm tonight 80quid.................. Um let me think about this,NOPE . My fees are clearly stated .
He replies but you've seen me before for 80quid. Correct i did yes as i WON your reverse bid. You now want to see me & i am NOT up for bartering.
Also some muppet i have seen once text me HI then called. can i see him ? Yes but not until 10pm. Ok he says but can i pay 50 ? I told him NEVER to contact me again.
HE then had nerve to call me later on. So he has now been blocked from making contact.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME FOR A DISCOUNT AS I AM NOT CHARITABLE AS MY SERVICE IS ENOUGH. MANY TIMES I HAVE BEEN TOLD MY FEES ARE TO LOW FOR THE SERVICES I PROVIDE. Besides if you dont want to pay my fees there are plenty of other lovely ladies out there cheaper, so don't bother me in making a right TIT out of yourself .

Wednesday, November 12th 2014

NO TEXT, REALLY DOES MEAN NO BLINKING TEXT !

IF THERE IS A GOD PLEASE GIVE THESE MEN SOME COMMON SENSE !!!
HONESTLY STILL SENDING ME TEXT......................HOW MANY TIMES DOES ONE HAVE TO KEEP REPEATING ONES SELF.
MIND YOU I HOPE THE REPLIES RECEIVED HAD EFFECT HAHAHA. MY GUESS THEY HAVE, AS I RARELY GET A SECOND TEXT AS MY REPLY IS RIGHT & I HAVE ENFORCED IT IN THE PAST WITH GREAT RESULTS.

LATEST TEXT EXCUSE " I'M SHY "

LOT'S OF SHY MEN IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD THEN.
DON'T BOTHER CALLING ME IF YOU ARE SHY................WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ABOUT IT ??????????
I'M A SEX WORKER NOT A THERAPIST !!
AS I WRITE THIS I HAVE GOT ANOTHER TEXT
" MILF NEEDS THAT ARSE FUKING "
REALLY ?.................. SO WHERE ON MY PROFILE DOES IT STATE I OFFER THIS SERVICE ??????????????
& IT'S NOT EVEN MIDDAY !!. MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY SAT ON SOFA AND WATCH MIND DUMBING TV, AS TODAY IS TURNING INTO KNOBJOCKEY WEDNESDAY LMAO.

Friday, November 7th 2014

LISA'S WEIRD WORLD

WHY OH WHY OH WHY DO SOME FREAKS MAKE APPOINTMENTS WITH NO INTENTION OF EVER VISITING ?

THING IS THANKS TO TECHNOLOGY THE FIRST TIME THIS IS DONE TO ME BY SOMEONE, I PUT THE NUMBER UNDER A NAME LIKE NUMB NUTS WANKA ON THE PHONE !! THEN I HAVE FUN WHEN THEY RING AGAIN TO TRY SAME STUNT. SOMETIMES I PLAY ALONG AND GIVE THEM THE ADDRESS OF AN EX BOYFRIEND IN HOPE THEY MAY TURN UP THERE, AS HE IS A PHYSCO lmao. OR I ASK WHY THEY WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER FALSE BOOKING ? THIS USUALLY RESULTS IN 2 THINGS,THEY HANG UP OR I GET SOME KIND OF INSULT TO WHICH I USUALLY LAUGH & HANG UP.
ALSO EARLIER THIS WEEK WENT AGAINST ALL MY OWN VALUES & OF COURSE I GOT TAUGHT A LESSON.....NEVER BREAK YOUR OWN RULES EVER !!!!!!. BOOKED A PUNTER IN AFTER HE CALLED SAYING I HAVE JUST READ YOUR AW PROFILE. HE ARRIVES , WE GO UPSTAIRS & BEFORE WE GET INTO TO ROOM HE STARTS. DO YOU DO ANAL ? CLEARLY MY PROFILE STATES I DON'T. DO I DO AN HOUR ? I DO BUT YOU BOOKED FOR HALF, SO NO. WHERES NEAREST CASHPOINT MACHINE ?
AT THIS POINT I STOPPED HIM & ASKED HIM TO LEAVE.
I ASK AGAIN WHY ?...................... SUPPOSE MY QUESTIONS GOING TO BE UP THERE WITH UFO'S & YETI'S THE GREAT UNSOLVED LMAO. P.S I CAN'T REVEAL WHAT RULE I BROKE, AS SOME MAY TAKE OFFENCE AT MY OWN PERSONAL CHOICES .XX

Saturday, October 25th 2014

FOR AN UGLY BUGGER I SURE GOT A LOT TO SMILE ABOUT

Had a bizarre experience today. Gent rings for info and booking . He books. Then he makes the fatal mistake & texts me not once, but twice. So i contacted him to explain i wont be keeping our booking as he breached my rules. He did apologise so i left it at that. Then he text to let me know all the pretty ladies where busy i was his last resort !!!Such a charmer. So i told him not to take it personally about being rejected by a whore, it's not the end of the world & that in 25 years in this city i have yet to see an outstanding looking hooker & that speck savers was still open if he'd care to go visit. I dunno where these punters come from & i call him a punter as i find genuine clients tend to read the profile & blogs of the lady that takes their fancy or they could be wasting their money. I bet this punter was a right stunner,hence why he has to pay ugly whores to do him lmfao. Still can't win em all nor would i want to if they have attitudes like this dear chap lol

Saturday, September 6th 2014

I AM A BAD BAD BAD WOMAN

OOOOOOOOOOOO i got told off lmao.

Guy emails calling me BABE,so i send standard reply & suggest he reads my blogs about my utter distaste of such names.

He then replies, wow what a rude reply consider yourself blocked and a lost customer ...........................

NO PROBLEM YA WEIRDO !
Is my reply.

Why would one want to be in a room with someone who was disrespectful in the first place . I dunno there are some crazy folk out there, seem to be under the illusion one can't command starndards SHOCKER OH YES ONE CAN !! , thankgoodness most fools avoid me, makes my job a very very pleasant experience indeed xx

Saturday, August 30th 2014

Omg education time again

Can I just say when profile is saying available today I do not remove this every time I have a booking. We pay a daily rate for this to be displayed and I have yet to meet any lady that removes it each time a client books them. Seriously think before you offend me with your stupidity it isn't very SEXY lol.

Also please stop getting pissy if I am unable to accommodate you the day or time you require. I am human not a machine which is why I do get some what busy .right that's today's subjects covered...........

Thursday, August 7th 2014

TEXT GRIPE

GOT A FEW TEXT AS ONE DOES, WHEN ONE REQUESTS NOT TO HAVE THEM ,HERE ARE JUST A FEW.................. "I know your ad says NO TEXT but i am in plymouth ". DOH call then or you'll never get to see me. " I have no money to text but i want to see you ". REALLY ? Can't afford to buy credit for your phone you sure can't afford me. " are you free ? " Not to knobjockeys that text me. " Ok darling are you available ? Try calling & don't EVER call me stupid names coz DARLIN,DEAR,BABE,HONEY SURE AIN'T IT. " You look hot ". GEE thanks jerk .The classic is " i can't talk right now but are you available ? " Only if you call.
CAN'T BELIEVE IN THIS DAY & AGE MEN STILL STRUGGLE WITH A SIMPLE POLITE REQUEST. OH WELL NUMBERS NOTED & CALLS NEVER PICKED UP. SHAME THAT COZ I AM A DAMN GOOD FUK EVEN IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF,COMES WITH EXPERIENCE HAHAHAHA

Sunday, May 25th 2014

CAN I JUST SAY.....................

Well been a while since i put my thoughts on show again. So this time my topic is squirting & the question i get asked is " if i make an appointment will you squirt ?"...................... Do wish my profile was read properly ! women do not have an on off switch & i cannot believe some out there still assume women are robots. WAKE UP IT'S 2014 !!! Secondly if you know me from other places do not send me text without a name. Some fools keep doing this & sending strange text at that. So glad i will never be that lonely i have to text hookers when i get bored hahaha. Thirdly if you are blocked for my email don't try & spy on me via cam, very silly as it tells me you are banned when your name appears. Some real arse holes out there,get a grip you're meant to be a grown up. Really enjoying meeting new faces recently, very interesting & i make no apologises for delivering home truths. Some times some in this job are in it for the wrong reasons & i can't believe you guys fall for it. Remember this business is called THE GAME & some ladies play it well & others hurt,destroy & bankrupt for their own gains,yes it does still happen. If you want a partner your are using the wrong site lmao. Happy punting gentlemen xx

Tuesday, August 28th 2012

SETTING THINGS STRAIGHT

Hi, never done this before but have been informed someone has been posting fake stuff about me.Came as a suprise didn't know someone cared so much to try and ruin my reputation........Well first things first,I AM NOT RETIRING! and second my pussy sure aint plastic,i was smoothered in body oil when photos taken.So that goes to show the level of intelligence of some that use AW.
While gents require me i am not going anywhere and while some scumbags try and tarnish my good name i will continue to do as i do and thats ignore them,just makes me chuckle to be honest.Now if i just started in this business probably put me off, but after 23 years,same town, same business believe me i am not concerned.some of my die hard fans asked me to post this,bless themx