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Thursday, November 30th 2023

St Andrews Day Admin

Hello and happy St Andrew’s Day if you happen to read this on the day I’m posting it! This blog is mostly because I have a little admin to catch up on so whether you’re a regular or someone new looking for a meet in December, it’s a good idea to read this one. I’ll try and keep it concise :).

Phone Number
I’ve decided that I’m going to trial advertising a phone number on AW on days that I’m available. This is a brand new phone number I’ve got on a temporary basis. If you have my current work number or would prefer to contact me through AW messages, please use this. I will always prioritise people I’ve met before and people that contact me through the messaging system. The number I’ll be advertising is a temporary number to test out to see how it goes. I’ll give it a month or 2 then decide if I want to keep it advertised. But I will prioritise my current number so regs - please don’t switch phone numbers, just keep using the number you already have for me :).

Glasgow Tour
I am going to be in Glasgow next week! There are more details on my page or drop me a message if you’d like more info but I’m looking forward to coming back for my last tour of 2023 :).

December Availability
December is typically a crazy month for folk. Work night outs, catching up with relatives you only see a few times a year, that weird limbo period between Christmas and Hogmanay where no one knows what the fuck is going on. I will be taking a little time off this month, not for any Christmas shenanigans but because I’m getting a hefty bit of tattooing done! My tattoo artist has advised I plan to take off a few days to a week afterward to allow for healing. So at the moment I’ve left a chunk of time between the 20th - 26th of December off my availability. On those dates, I’ll be waiting to see how I feel and updating nearer the time :).

I’m very excited about this next tattoo project and if anyone is feeling extra generous and fancies contributing, I would love that so much :). Every time I get tattooed, I feel a little more comfortable in my skin, a little happier, they really are a big part of me :). Otherwise, hopefully you’ll be able to admire my new addition in the flesh!

Bah Humbug.
Christmas ain’t my thing. I wrote more about this in a blog last year, check out “C-bombs away!” from last December if you’re interested to hear what I think about this holiday but for the sake of this blog, it’s just not for me. (No hate on folk that love it though ;)!) So if you’re looking for a little respite from carols, the twinkling of decorations or just the boring old question of have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? Then my place is the place to be! I promise not to mention the dreaded C word and the only trees spotted here are the ficuses growing all year round.

I think that’s me caught up with the admin for now. Hopefully it wasn’t too much of a snooze ;).

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Tuesday, November 21st 2023

No ingredients for waffles. Just waffle.

Hello, ahoy and welcome to the latest edition of my shite patter! I hope you’re as comfy and cosy as I am writing this. The vibe is a big hoodie, candles lit on every available surface and the low growl of my belly since I’m currently procrastinating over what to cook. Maybe I’ll have decided by the end of this blog, is that enough to entice you to read the whole thing? The suspense has got you hooked.

I’ve been up to all sorts of fun since my last blog! Personally and professionally which has made me pretty happy after having a bit of a pants time (another story for another time). Honestly I think the most exciting thing was my very first trip where I travelled to see a client! I don’t just mean an outcall to some other part of Edinburgh, but an actual other city. It’s not something that anyone has made a (genuine) enquiry for before and I was so excited to be asked, especially having had such an incredible first session with them earlier this year! The session was planned well in advance and by the time the day came along, I was so ready to get into that hotel room and have some fireworks of our own ;). I’ll leave the details between us but needless to say, our second session was just as intense as our first and I am keeping my fingers crossed for a third! Grabbing dinner before catching the train home was just the icing on my favourite kinda cake :).

Talking of… should I have cake for dinner? No… I’ll keep procrastinating.

The next exciting stop this month was my trip north to Inverness! I love visiting Inverness. I find it such a peaceful city to spend time in. Although my tour was quiet, my sessions were fun and I’m already looking forward to next time! (Probably spring 2024) I was home barely a weekend before I was through spending a night with one of my best friends. A few cocktail cans, cuddling her dog and sharing some gossip makes for a good Monday night. All this before a wee jaunt to Dundee the following evening for a tour down to the vaults. Yes, Dundee has vaults! I’m yet to talk to anyone about them that’s heard they exist before! If you like nerding up on history a bit, I would say it’s worth a trip. If you’re a fan of the Edinburgh vaults (guilty!), then it’s not the same vibe but really interesting and cool to learn some local history :).

I accept I’m waving my nerd flag here and some of you are just clinging on the cliffhanger of what am I going to make for tea! Soup? I’ve had too much soup recently. Noodles? I love noodles.

The last bit of waffle before I sign off from this blog (and greet over not having the right ingredients for waffles), I have posted details for my last tour of 2023 and I’m coming back to Glasgow baby! Check out my profile for the details :).

I think that’s everything I had to say. Time for the all important sign off…

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

PS I'm making toasties :p

Tuesday, October 31st 2023

Halloween hauntings and Samhain spooks!

Welcome to my creepy corner of the internet where all year round, I like to lurk in the shadows and get a little ooky spooky, probably with my boobs out ;).

In my last blog, I was talking about getting some Halloween content made with grand plans of posting it over spooky season. Has it happened? Has it fuck. I don’t know what happened to October but something did. Maybe a ghoul made me lose all sense of time or a witch cast some sort of spell on me to make me forget all my plans. Whatever it is, I’ve decided I’ll still be making Halloween content… just not for Halloween. I want to live the ooky spooky life all year round baby!

So other than losing all sense of time, where have I been since my last blog? I know there are at least 2 people just vaguely interested in hearing about it. That might be putting it too strongly, politely curious? Willing to waste some time reading this waffle?

October has been a busy month for me! A weekend away with friends and another friend visiting for a weekend. Throw in a couple of night outs, dates and daily life and it makes for a busy harlot! I loved my weekend away with my friends. Hot tub, failing miserably at pool and watching some truly daft horror films, including one partly filmed in Aberdeen where we had fun trying to spot places we recognised. It was the best kind of weekend :).

On the weekend just passed, me and my bestie were looking for some Halloween horrors! I love scary stuff and the kind of nonsense with jump scares and anything a wee bit spooky! One stop on the weekend took us to a horror walk through in Dundee. I jumped just at the desk for booking in! Back in Edinburgh, we went on a couple of ghost walks that took us down into the vaults. Well worth reading about if you’re interested in that sort of thing. I didn’t see any ghosts but I was suitably enthralled ;). Throw in a couple of graveyard visits and a lot of time spent just blethering, I loved it!

Talking of blethering, I’m shutting up for now :p. If you read this in time, have a gorgeous Halloween! It’s a beautiful time of year to drink in nature and relax, get cosy and of course find a naked body to cuddle ;). And if you are looking for such a naked body, I can promise mine gives the best bosies!

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Thursday, September 14th 2023

I’m a friendly kinda spook

Halfway through September, are you feeling spooky yet? I’m always a little spooky, it’s for life not just for October :p!

I wanna do some Halloween content this year and I’ve started thinking about it because these things do take time and planning. Last year I wanted to go all out but then just ran out of time, money, inspiration? All the stuff you need!

So while I’m thinking about it and what I’m gonna do for next month, I’d love to ask for your ideas! Is there a horror character you’d love to see me dress up as? Fancy watching me carve a pumpkin while I chat a little filth? Maybe there’s a classic halloween costume you think I’d look fuckable in? I would love to hear what you think! I have some ideas that I’m working on already but I’m still looking for more. If you have an idea that you think would suit me, drop me a message!

And content aside, I’m down for all things spooky! If you’ve got some spooky chat for me, I’m here for it. And if this blog has you scared of coming to see me, I promise I’m a friendly kinda spook ;). More casper than Bloody Mary. A little hocus pocus rather than the Blair Witch. I’ll always be the wannabe Morticia before I’m Annie Wilkes!

Before I wrap this up, I just wanted to add a quick comment about touring! I’ve had a few messages about Inverness and Glasgow recently. I had wanted to try and make it to either or both in September but unfortunately accommodation was either really booked up or just too expensive for me in both places. I’m hoping to make it to Inverness in November and maybe Glasgow in November or early December.

I’m still hopeful I’ll be able to go to London next month. It’s been a really expensive time for me recently so I’ve a few barriers between me and booking travel or accommodation but as always, AW will be the first place I post any touring info so keep an eye here :). I should be in Aberdeen from the 21st - 23rd of September though and I still have availability for anyone looking to see me then :).

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Thursday, August 31st 2023

It's all over :(

The pop up bars and seating areas are being dismantled. The food trucks have scuttled off to the next big event. The stages have been cleared. The Edinburgh Fringe 2023 finished this week. That’s it for another year.

But it’s not so sad, I had the most incredible month packing in 37 shows! And cheese eating aside, I’m glad to have seen all of them! So bear with me for one final fringe blog before I shut up about it for another 10 months or so ;).

In my last blog, I mentioned some favourites so far but now that I’ve got a much bigger list, I’ve been trying to whittle it down to a top 5! I’d say I saw a bit more of a mix of shows this year. Definitely heavily comedy based but with a little cabaret, theatre and drag thrown in too which was great to get a little variety. So here is my top 5… in no particular order as they were all fucking great:

Daniel Downie: Jacobite
Sofie Hagen: Banglord
Susan Morrison is walking funny
Nish Kumar: WIP
Ask a Stripper

I saw Daniel Downie at the Fringe last year for the first time and his show was my favourite and honestly, I have to say his show this year was my favourite too! My friends and I were all in the front row and got picked on a wee bit, which I kinda love :p. Sofie Hagen is one of my favourite comedians and this is the 3rd time I’ve seen them live! I would so recommend them if you like left wing comedians that talk about fat phobia, feminism and trans rights all under their benevolent dictatorship!

I spoke about Susan Morrison’s show in my last blog, it still stands out as one of my very favourites from this year and I’ll definitely be trying to catch one of her shows again! Nish Kumar is probably one of the best known comedians I’ve seen this year, I’ve seen him live a couple of times before as well and he’s probably my favourite political comedian. I was so chuffed I got to catch him on the short run he did this year and will definitely try and catch him on future tours!

In choosing my top 5, I was split between two other comedians so instead of making myself choose between the two, I put in a different show altogether, ask a stripper! I wasn’t sure what to expect from this show, especially when we turned up at the venue which was a yurt. But I really loved it! Hearing two women from a different sector of sex work talk about their experiences and openly answering questions (completely naked) was so great! I love sex work and I love hearing about all the parts that I’ve never ventured into! (Because no, I will never be a stripper, I have zero coordination :p!)

And if anyone is wondering who the two comedians that I couldn’t decide between were, it was Joe McTernan and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd. But really, I could list more of the shows I saw this year! Even the shows that weren’t as good as I was hoping they’d be, none were a disappointment and I just had a fucking great time in August :).

Time for a much quieter, more chilled out September though. It’s time to welcome in Autumn and get ready for spooky season!

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Monday, August 14th 2023

Is this your cheese?

Well we’re just over a week into the Fringe and mine has had quite the kick off with 16 shows under my belt! So here I am with a wee roundup including my favourites so far and one that I’m still asking myself if it really happened…

I’ve really enjoyed 14 of my 16 shows! (Which is pretty good going when you like taking a wee risk here and there with your choices!) My favourite so far has been a history walking tour with Susan Morrison! One of my favourite things about Edinburgh is the history, it really speaks to my inner nerd :p. In her show, Susan Morrison talks about some of the more illicit history of Edinburgh including some relating to sex work which obviously I just love hearing about. I would definitely recommend it even if you’re just vaguely interested in history because she is super funny.

One of my other favourite shows was Joe McTernan: Life advice that won’t change your life. I’d seen a few of his videos online but they were more sketches rather than stand up and I wasn’t sure how much I’d enjoy his show but I fucking loved it! It manages to be funny and endearing?! Definitely a nice one to fit in to pick you up :). For something a little more risque, The Confessional was a lot of fun! And if you’re reading this blog, there’s every chance you have a confession or two waiting to come to light ;).

So… what were the 2 that let me down? Well, one of them wasn’t actually bad. It’s just that it was very similar to the show we saw last year! So I’m not going to complain too much about it, it’s just that for a show that calls itself unpredictable, you may expect a little more variety but it’s still a fun show to saunter along to at 1am ;).

And show 16 of 16… I think I’m still processing! My friend and I had left the comedy striptease (definite recommend!) and thought we’d have a look to see if there were any late night shows we could get to and what do you know, there was one! Heading along to our beloved banshee and making our way to the cinema room, we spent over an hour watching what my friend called the fringiest fringe show she’d ever seen! I’m not going to say much more because I don’t want to spoil it for anyone that might like to stumble across it like we did. I thought it was awful and I would have left in the first 10 minutes. But my friend loved it and we stayed to the very end. So if you find yourself looking for a little late night curiosity, head along to banshees and let me know whether you were on my side or my friends. I was glad to be several rum and cokes deep at that point of the evening :p.

My goal this year is 30 shows so I’m halfway there. If you read this and fancy a wee blether about fringe shows or think you have a good recommendation for me, I’d love to hear about it! I’ve got some friends visiting for a Fringe weekend this week and I’m planning a few solo trips too so there is definitely time to fit in some more. I fucking love this festival :).

That’s enough of me gushing over comedy for now, time that I retreat to my newly decorated crypt ;).

Frightfully yours,
GothHarlotBBW x

PS The blog subject is a reference to one of the shows I mentioned. If you know, you know ;)

Saturday, July 29th 2023

There's a spreadsheet involved.

Are you ready? Can you feel it? Is Fringe fever set to take hold? No? Just me? :p

I’ve spent a chunk of time since my last blog coming up with schedules. There’s a spreadsheet involved. I had pages of notes. Who has their heart set on what show. Who has to be on the last bus home. Who needs to eat every 2 hours on the clock to avoid a hangry tantrum. Who will complain if they have to walk more than 10 minutes between venues (and drinks!). But I’ve done it. Everyone is catered to and I think I’ve packed in a lot of shows for two trips for friends visiting!

Every friendship group has a planner, right? It’s definitely me in my main circle. Sometimes I have a wee moan about it but not when it comes to the Fringe. If you haven’t gotten the gist by now, I’m a fringe fanatic and it’s gonna be the main topic of discussion for a while. #sorrynotsorry. (Is that still a thing?)

Coordinating a weekend of comedy, cocktails and catching up is absolutely up my street. And you can bet that during the days in question, I’ll be putting on my best tour guide impression manoeuvring my friends around the tourists and irritated locals!

“But Holly, that must mean you’re all fringed out? 2 weekends of Fringe shows? And an extra evening here and there?” I hear you ask… Of course not! :p My energy and enthusiasm for the fringe cannot be diminished! So here is the part where I remind you that I am available as a date to check out some shows. My tastes are predominantly comedy, anything spooky and I enjoy the odd cabaret or magic or burlesque shows too! Here are a few shows that haven’t made it into my schedule yet:

The Stand-Up Horror Show
Pierre Novellie: Why are you laughing?
Board Game Smackdown
Arron Jones (either show)
Alex Farrow: Wisdom of the crowd

If you like the look of any of these (or any of the shows on my last blog), or if you have any ideas for other shows just drop me a message. I’m totally up for being a date to a show or just blethering about what shows I loved and what was keich! Also, if you just want to support my love of the fringe and help me out with buying a ticket or a wee drink while I’m at a show, drop me a message to find out how. It’s so appreciated!

Before I disappear, since I’ve had a few messages about this recently. I don’t have any updates on my touring schedule after August but I’m still hoping for an Inverness and London trip. Things are a bit tight just now so once I can afford to book stuff, I’ll confirm dates. I am definitely coming to Aberdeen next week though! I’m ready for a rowie!

Time for me to scuttle off and find some old clothes to do a spot of DIY this weekend. My creepy crypt is getting a wee makeover!

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Friday, July 14th 2023

Fringe Fever: 2023 Outbreak

August is only a couple of weeks away and what does that mean? The Fringe is almost here! Unlike some of my fellow Edinburgh locals, I fucking love the Fringe! If you read any of my blogs from last year, you’ll know I like to get stuck in and see as much comedy as I can handle.

I’ve taken some time to go through the programme and I’ve a long list of shows I’d love to see. Some are comedians or performers I know I love and others are just shows I like the sound of. I think the Fringe is a really great experience to explore and see new performers you might not usually. Plus the energy in the city is just addictive :).

I’ll be taking a few days off here and there in August to catch some shows with my friends but if anyone is looking for a date to a show, I am totally up for it! I know going to shows solo is sometimes intimidating or just not as fun so I’m totally game to be a plus 1 and scope out comedy with you. Here is a wee list of shows I really fancy seeing but I’m also really open to suggestions:

Billy Kirkwood: Show me your tattoo
Confessional
David O’Doherty: Tiny Piano Man
Ew Girl, You Nasty
Huge Davies: Whodunnit
Sex Job
David Alnwick: Necromancer
Seance

This is really just a small selection of shows I’ve picked out that I’m interested in seeing. As I said, I’m totally open to other ideas too :). Give me a shout if you’d like to talk about all things Fringe, whether that’s to go to a show with me or if you have recommendations or just a general blether :).

Now, a wee shout about touring before I disappear for a weekend of cocktails and shenanigans ;). I’ll be in Aberdeen at the start of August if I get enough advance bookings and genuine enquiries. I cancelled my Glasgow tour at the start of July because I didn’t. Honestly, I really love touring but sometimes I can’t afford to risk the loss in money on expenses if sessions are quiet.

I am hoping to come to Inverness in September and I was hoping to try and get to Glasgow too but my accommodation options are looking quite expensive and the dates are limited so I’ll try and figure that out soon. I’m still trying to make London happen in October! Drop me a message if you want to help me towards my touring costs or make any plans for sessions.

That’s it from me for a few days. I have a rare few days of socialising plus hopefully a bit of tree hugging ;). Maybe that’ll be a topic for a future blog!
Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Monday, July 3rd 2023

Farewell June.

Ugh. June. I’m glad she’s gone. While it was a month with some definite highlights, it also had plenty of shite moments! I should have known it was going to be a shitshow when my phone packed in and I had the expense of replacing it…

So what’s been going on? Excluding the phone fiasco, it actually had a pretty strong start. Reacquainting with someone special, seeing a few of my favourites and making plans with more plus a camping trip to look forward to. What more could I ask for? Cue me waking up ill. Some exciting plans got cancelled and I spent a few days in bed.

But I bounced back! I had my Inverness tour and my camping trip to get me back on my feet! Even a 4 hour bus journey in the sweltering heat with aircon that only seemed to blow hot air around was not going to diminish my enthusiasm for visiting one of my favourite spots and I had a lovely few days in Inverness albeit if it was a bit quiet with a few cancellations along the way. I’m so grateful to the folk that did come to see me and really made my trip :).

On the Friday I left, I was sitting by the river enjoying some shade when Frankie Boyle walked past me… As a bit of a comedy groupie, it had me more than a little excited! It felt so random. (Although since he was doing a gig there that night and given the size of Inverness… I guess it's not so random :p.) I spent most of the weekend naked on a beach further north and I even made it for a dip in the sea when it was warm enough. It felt amazing. I love getting naked in nature!

What didn’t feel amazing was waking up on the Sunday rough as fuck. I honestly didn’t know if I had a mad hangover or a sudden rush of allergies or what but I can tell you the return bus journey to Edinburgh was even worse. By the time I made it home, I crashed into bed and stayed there for about a week!

I’m happy to say though that June did end on a high with some fun sessions and an afternoon of cocktails and nattering with one of my besties!

July is off to a great start and I’m excited, the countdown for the Fringe is on and if you read any of my blogs from last summer you’ll know I’m all over it! Prepare yourselves for some Fringe fever coming soon!

But for now, I hope your June was better than mine and until next time…

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Tuesday, June 6th 2023

Back in business!

Following my last blog, I am happy to confirm that I have a phone again! So far, the only snag I have is that I have lost some bits and pieces off my old phone that wasn't properly backed up. There were also messages in the couple of days I didn’t have a phone that seem to have been lost to the ether so if you’ve tried contacting me Friday 2nd/Saturday 3rd and I haven’t replied to you, please drop me a message or give me a wee chase up and I’ll get back to you now :).

But I am happy to be more easily reached again and I am hoping that it’s going to be a bit of an upgrade to my future content too… Keep an eye out for that!

While I’m here, a quick note on touring! I’ve started keeping note of usernames when folk drop me a message enquiring about touring somewhere. This is mostly for me to gauge interest when deciding where to visit. This info is just for me. When I book dates for a tour, I always message people I’ve met in that location before to let them know that I’m coming back. This is always done through AW messages. I will do the same for people that have shown interest in a particular area. So if you’re reading this and are thinking that you’d like me to tour somewhere near you, do drop me a message and it’ll help me decide :). I am still really hoping to make it to London in October and maybe somewhere else I can stop for a couple of nights between London and Edinburgh :).

Speaking of upcoming tours… I’m in Inverness next week and I can’t wait! Also, I’ve booked my next Glasgow and Aberdeen dates and I’ll be posting them soon once I’ve been in touch with people I’ve met before :).

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Friday, June 2nd 2023

RIP Phone

Don’t worry - this blog is just a quickie!

So my phone has finally given up and shuffled off this mortal coil. Lucky thing. I have ordered a replacement but I'm not sure how long it’ll take to arrive so for now, if you want to reach me, the best place is through AW.

I do have an email address on my AW profile too for those that want to contact me there. You’ll receive an auto reply. If we’ve met before, please make that clear in your email and confirm your AW username for reference. If we haven’t met before, give the auto reply a read but in short, I’m currently only taking new clients via AW and not through email.

And if you want to help me out with this unexpected expense, I’d be beyond grateful! Just drop me a wee message to find out the best way to do that. I’ll update here when I am with a phone again :).

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Monday, May 29th 2023

Nature is the perfect tonic

I love camping. I love daundering about among trees and listening to whatever is going on (or not going on). I love the simplicity of being sat round a fire pit with friends and just enjoying the fire and the chat. Or simply just enjoying the fire. I love going to sleep after watching the sky darken across an evening and knowing that there are only some layers of canvas between me and everything around me.

Does that surprise you? If we haven’t met or maybe we’ve just not gotten to the topic of the great outdoors yet in our chats, it often does leave folk a little surprised that the sun-phobic goth girl loves skipping about the forest trails, hugging trees before settling down in a tent for the night! Or maybe I’m falling deeper into some sort of alt girl cliche for you? Either way, I love it!

I’ve just spent the weekend on my first trip of the year. And it was everything I needed it to be. I love living in a city but I need to escape a bit more often. Get that fresh air in my lungs and get my hands on bark and moss and grass and all that good stuff. It feeds my soul a wee bit :). Not to mention… usually leaves me feeling energized and somewhat frantically horny :p !

Speaking of frantically horny, I’d like to drop a wee thank you here to the guys that came to see me on my recent trip to Glasgow! It was a lot of fun :). I’m thinking of trying to make a Glasgow trip every 2 or 3 months :). My next planned tour is back to Inverness!

That’s me for now, better go pack away all the kit from the weekend and start thinking about where I’ll be pitching next time…

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Saturday, May 13th 2023

Time for a catch up, where have I been?

Hello! It’s been a while… have you missed me? If you haven’t, just pretend you did for my ego's sake :p.

So where the fuck have I been and why haven’t I been filling my corner of the internet with my shite writing? Well what can I say… It’s been a busy year so far! Plus… I might have gone through a lazy spell for some of my absence but I’m back and I’m gonna tell you what’s been going on with me since my last blog!

Early February was taken up with planning a weekend away for my friend’s birthday. We went to York and it was such a great trip! Cocktails, spooky stuff and lots of mooching about the old streets and did I mention cocktails? So many cocktails. It was a great couple of days and I would love to go back again this year. Wandering round the shambles and exploring the walls is a gorgeous way to spend some time. In between aforementioned cocktails.

After a couple of weeks to recover from York, I was packing my bags again for my first tour of the year to Inverness! After feeling disappointed over cancelling my Glasgow tour in January, I was absolutely ready to get up to mischief in a change of scene and Inverness is my favourite place for that! It was a great tour and I’m excited to be back in June!

In March, I had another birthday weekend to plan. Yeah, in my close group of friends, I am generally the social planner so I often get tied up with making arrangements and coming up with ideas. This weekend was Edinburgh based which might make you think that makes life a bit easier for me but I have an awful habit of reorganising my entire flat when I have guests coming to stay with me and for this weekend, I added to the stress by building some very wobbly flatpack furniture! So far it’s still up but it definitely wobbles! But after dodgy flatpack building, panic cleaning and making what felt like 100 different reservations, my friends arrived and we just had the best weekend. More cocktails, creepy stuff, spooky themed cocktails, a trip to the zoo and a show at the stand. I do know how to plan a weekend ;).

Literally a day after that weekend of shenanigans ended, I was off on another tour. It was a fairly sleep deprived few days to be honest but totally worth it. I had a great time in Aberdeen! Got up to more sexy fun and fit in a few socials with some friends which was just the ideal way to spend my time there. I am hoping to be back in July for anyone that fancies seeing me in Aberdeen :).

By comparison, April was pretty quiet yet somehow time still flew by! Originally I’d planned to be in Glasgow in April but I procrastinated too hard on booking so by the time I decided my dates, finding accommodation was just not happening! But it meant a whole month at home and I got to chill a bit which I really needed. I love socialising and spending time with people but I need that downtime too, don’t we all? I did get my ass in gear a bit and started taking the gym a bit more seriously. I joined a gym last year and I’ve not been the most consistent. I’ll have a good few weeks then I’ll lose motivation. I know, it’s a common story! But in the last couple of months, I’ve been trying harder and getting better and I feel like recently I’m finally starting to feel some progress which makes me feel so fucking good!

Ok, that’ll do. If you’ve made it all the way through, you’re a real trooper. I promise I’ll try to be more interesting in my next blog and not just chatter away about my shite furniture building and weekend planning skills. Maybe there’s something you’d like me to chat about? I’d love suggestions if you’ve got them :). For now though, I hope you’re having a great day and I’ll be back soon!

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

PS This blog is dedicated to my favourite golfer, thanks for the encouragement :) x

Tuesday, January 31st 2023

It's my birthday!

It’s my birthday! Or it is at the time of writing… As always, I’m never quite sure how long moderation takes…

I love birthdays! I basically just think that birthdays are a great excuse to be the centre of attention, to get spoiled and just treat yo self! I love being spoiled and I love spoiling my friends and folk I care about. For example, in between birthday night outs and redecorating birthday cakes for myself (check my latest free video for more on that!) I'm planning a surprise trip away for my friend’s birthday next month and I can’t wait to treat them! So it’s not all about me.

But today… it is :p!

All month I’ve wanted to write a blog about resolutions and goals and plans for the year, I think I even said I would in my Hogmanay blog but January has just passed me by in a heartbeat! But birthdays are kind of like your own personal new year aren’t they? A good opportunity to take stock of where you’re at and where you want to be. Things you’ve done, things you haven’t, things you want to.

No? Is it just me that treats birthdays like some big event? I’m sure I’ll grow out of it one day :P.

In honour of hitting a new age, I’ve decided to set myself some fun goals for the next year. Experiences I’ve never had but want to check them off before I complete another orbit around the sun… 3 sexy and 3… less sexy? But feel free to find them all sexy! Here they are in no particular order:

Get fucked in a castle - ruins, NTS site or one that’s been transformed into a fancy hotel, I don’t mind!

Get a (professional) massage

Get DP’d by 2 men - I love using toys but honestly… The thought of two dicks at once is a huge turn on!

A (professional) boudoir photo shoot - Maybe this sounds daft since I (try to) take sexy pics of myself all the time but I’d love to do a set with someone that actually knows what they are doing! And before anyone offers, I have a photographer in mind already :p

Get dominated by a woman - I would accept being dominated by a couple or with another male sub too!

Get naked in a forest - I love being surrounded by trees and I loved getting naked on the beach last year so what’s not to love about some naked forest bathing?!

If you share any of these goals or want to help me tick one off the list, I hope you’ll drop me a message and we can have a chat about it! Other than that, I’m looking forward to another year of being a voluptuous gothic harlot and seeing what shenanigans I can get up to and I’m sure I’ll be reporting at least some of them on this blog along the way :).

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x