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Sunday, November 11th 2012

Playing with strap ons

I spent last night in a hotel with a female friend with benefits playing about with stap on sex, 4hrs of playing about with both of them in order to learn who teach others . Now one is already pictured on here as my cock, which is a strapless version but the other is a haness and dildo set up that is very pretty from a womans point of view.

We really were doing a road test session rather than get our rocks off one, though orgasums were had. We were trying both from all points (each as ther wearee and the fucked) as well as what positions worked best for us both giving, getting and cumming.

It was awesome!

Saturday, September 8th 2012

I have a new phone YAY

Due to my old phone being many years old battered and broken with some faults, I now finally have a new one. Which means that it is shiny new :) lol everything works as it should and most importantly - I can now hear you clearly, well provided you speak clearly and aren't whispering when you call that is.

I'm thinking about offering a voicemail service so you can call and listen to me and if you want to leave me a voice message back. On reading what the site says about it, the number to call is a standard landline number - a fact I like about this whole site as it means no hard to explain 08 or 09 numbers.

I need to think about what sort of message I shall leave and I think I shall do them regularly so it is something different often, of course with some content to make it worth calling also ;)

Thursday, August 30th 2012

Scat and watersports???

I'm considering add these to my list of alternative services you can book with me. But they won't be cheap to offer to you, due to the nature of what is involved. So cost would be by the booking.

I have been aprehencive about these two for a while and I'm not sure why, nervouseness I suppose and maybe a pinch of feeling self-conscious. But there are conditions where I would be happy to I suppose. Namely those wanting it would be blinfolded and possibly restrained in some way - in keeping with my bdsm side.

For those interested in scat, I do go reasonably regularly. Which I guess is a bonus for those wanting a real life experience.

As for water sports that one is far easier, essentially, all I have to do is carry on drinking.

Well if this intrests any I guess come seek me out on the site to discuss via a method to suit you and I will take it from there.

Wednesday, August 29th 2012

Strapless strap on sex fun - beginner style - True

OH MY!

I have owned my strapless for a while now, but had not found anyone to try it out on. I could wield it myself and I could also take the size and firmness of it too - BUT I could not fuck myself with it lol, well not in the way I wanted to.

So having tried it on and off a few times with willing ladies and not having much success, as they found it too big or too hard :(
For me it is about right.

Last night for a second attempt with my favourite lady, we tried again with much pleasureable success :D
Firstly I fucked her, starting off on top ... it was nearly everything I imagined it to be, I know it will take some practice but GONE is my cock envy as I rammed (as I can't yet pound lol) my purple cock into her OH so sexy body to total wimpers of delight. Then we tried her on top of me, and fucking hell is being ridden by a girl HOT AS FUCK phew amazing.
Then we swapped round and miss sexy became my cock, trying the same positions with her fucking me - now I know that missionary can be considered unadventurous but this was our first successful attemps with each other - We finished with me riding her. It seems that my strong pelvic muscles were giving her real delight as I pulled up and slid back down her body, the the gripped end she had insider her was being moved to orgasum as she queeled delight.

The vedict was fast in that we need to do more and practice to get better ;) not to mention I get my new harness strap on in a few weeks :D JOY OH JOY.

Picture of one used purple strapless and my favourite spanking ruler attached.

What I haven't told you is this session followed an extreamly kinky play session involving nipple tourture and knives amonge other things ;D

Saturday, August 25th 2012

Where are all the horny girls & guys for paid chat

Where are all the horny girls & guys for paid chat gone? Are you all out there still? It seems to have gone all quiet since I went away for a few days, a week or so back.

I'm here horny as hell dying to talk about it all, even spill the beans about an all girl threesome I had (amazing and very wet!)

I am in need of full on sex off load for your pleasure! I've been getting a few chats and calls but all have been for those who know what they want already, or their credits run out as I get to the good stuff :( which isn't good at all.

I warm up to things if its what you want, and telling me what your after will speed things up. Or if it's what I want straight to it :D

Hot hard cocks, super wet pussies, bulging clits, tight muscle control cunts, huge tits oe small ones, rock hard nipples, long legs in stockings and 6" heels, blow jobs, pussy licking mmmmm, nipple sucking, finger fucking, strap on sex, .... come read or hear what else!

Friday, August 10th 2012

RANT If your going to be rude don't waste my time!

If your going to be rude don't waste my time or yours!

I have NO time and zero patience for inderviduals who think that being rude and insulting is an acceptable way to behave! Now if that is what gives you kicks or helps get you off fine but discuss the details first and then PAY for my time ... DO NOT expect me to tollerate that shit for free ... HONESTLY some inderviduals have no respect ... I think that those of you who even bother to read my profile will see that this is one of my rules, I have them for a reason.

RANT OVER

Wednesday, August 8th 2012

Back and with a husky voice to boot

Well I've been away on a bit of a jolly for well earn't me time. Now I'm back to the run of the mill day to day life that is mine - So not really that much in the way of normal lol ... well if you have read any of my other posts you would know that already.

So after consuming copious amounts of alcohol every day I was away, restarted smoking (only until I have smoked the packet, I don't plan a long term habit again simply can't afford it). Such activity along with screaming shouting and singing, has left me with one hell of a husky voice ... So if that’s your thing then give me a call while I still have it so you can benefit ;)

Friday, July 27th 2012

Computer glitches grrr

I hate it when little fuckers see fit to attempt to hack my computer! It slows stuff down to the point of needing a slap upside the head and forces me to sign out from this site, the internet etc to prevent further issues. Then I have to wait for security to do its job and make sure nothing has been left on my computer by the worthless lifeless shits.

Fortunately this time I was not mid chat with anyone.

On a plus side for today, I found £10 while out today and bought me some new sky scraping heels for all you little foot sluts out there to admire. They make me head and shoulders taller than my man! lol so that's 5'10" + another 5" which = 6' 3" !!!

Wednesday, July 4th 2012

I fucked her in the night club - true story

I went out for a date recently with the cutest girl I've met lately, we went to see a Burlesque show then went to club after.
As we were leaving the show we disapeared behind some parked up minibuses on the car park, and proceeded to snog grope and grind against each other for about 5 mins at least until we were called to rejoin our group of friends. Clearly the alcohol and girls we had watched on stage has got us going a little :)
Well we went on to the club, more drinking some dancing in the cage and more public snogging, eventually I dragged her to the ladies. Where we half dragged and shoved each other into a cubical and were all over each other with lust, hands down tights and pants, tits being pulled out of corsets, eventually in turn on our knees as we tasted each others pussies - she was like sweets and I want more!
Well let it be said club toilets are so no big enough or open long enough for what we had in mind lol ;)

Monday, June 25th 2012

Finally sorted out my internet connection

Hopefully I have now sorted out my shite internet connection. I changed the router yesterday and so far all is well, but never say never lol.

So for those of you who wish to chat online, I hope I wont continue to get randomly cut off if the signal crashes. It was SO annoying and not at all professional when it was doing that.

Next on my to do list is to change the freeview box over from one that is old and doesn't get all channels to another one that should. I know that the problem is nothing to do with reception as the other two in the house get all channels, so the change over should fix it as with the internet router issue.

Friday, June 22nd 2012

story of my first photo time for AW

Well I inlisted the help of my man to take some revealing and full on pictures of me for both our ammusement and maybe yours too.

I handed him my phone to take pictures from a mans perspective as I undressed to wash myself. As he is an ass man that is why there were more pictures of my butt, from undressing it to soaping it and of course other pictures. I was suprised at how comfortable I actually was with the idea of doing this, especially as it has taken me weeks to even want to.

Well of course we got a little carried away when I asked him to dry me off, he was toweling my leg one minute and fingering my pussy the next. Now I love to fingered from behind, there is something about the sensation of a hand reaching forward :)

Then we ended up in the bedroom with more pictures being taken of me, again mainly with an ass theme. But it was very clear he was totally getting off on taking pictures as he fucked me doggy style, as I could feel the extra stiffness of his cock from his enjoyment (it was what I call a raging hard on).

Anyway by then end of it all we had fully enjoyed ourselves and we edited the choice of pictures. I would like to get some from a womans perspective next time and there will be a next time as the whole thing added to the sexual excitement.

Thursday, June 14th 2012

One hot day in the life of me - True Pervy Story

So I figured I should write something about what I get up to when I'm not online here, 1 because I love it and 2 it may wet your appitites for wanting my services.

Yesterday was FUCKING AMAZING!
I spent the morning getting myself ready, shaving my legs and the pubic hair of my male partner (who knows I'm here on the site and that I'm writting about this, so no worries there), I love shaving him groping him as I remove the disgarded hair and gently malling his cock and balls :)
He then shaved my pubic hair for me - which makes me SO hot and horny, the fact that my pussy is out on view, the vibrating of the shaver we use, his gentle touch as he brushes the hair off or pulls my lips appart to access the inner folds *shivers with recolected excitement*. I then made him watch me shower, as I soaped over my enormouse boobs, running my hands between my legs to wash away the reminants of hair, washing my butt (which apparently is rather fine, if your into big butts lol), turning with my back to him as I washed the full length of my long legs - knowing he was watching my soapy bottom as I moved, I showered the soap suds off my body slowly to allow attention to linger on my wet tits and ass. I asked him to dry me off with my towel, as I love to have my body caressed in any way by him - makes me feel wanted loved and adoured.
By this point I was hot and wet as hell and I spotted posative movement under his towel :) I moved in for a passionate kiss and grope of his warm body, now frustrated that I could go no further with him but satisfied that I had made him horny.
You may be wondering as you read this. why get ourselves so turned on and do no more about it. Well on this occasion it was to be a very special day for him - I was off to pick up one of my female friends with whom I also have sex with myself; today however was to be his turn to fuck her.
I travel to fetch the lovely lady friend of mine from her mornings work, where she had been working very hard at being an evil bitch of a Mistress to some worthless man. On arriving she answers the door still in her work clothes - in order of noticing - a teeny weeny excuse of a skirt well belt really, the most revealing lacy pants (that let me watch her ass as she walks up the stairs infront of me), oh yeah and a corset presenting one hot boob shelf to my vision. I watch pervingly as she changes into street clothes suitable for the journey to my house.

We arrive at my house where the plan is, that I am to leave my male lover with my female one for their first encounter together with no pressure. I realise I'm now too late to make my appointment due to traffic getting back, so head out to do some chores and still allow them initial alone time. When I get back it is clear that nerves and double submissive nature had stopped anything from happening past loads of chatting. I feel a need to help them along, as I'm still hugely turned on by the whole plan of events and what had happened earlier. So I suggest that me and her go get it on and he can come watch or join in - this worked :D

Me and her were on the bed starting to undress each other as he entered the room, so we removed his clothes too. I started to kiss her, then licking and sucking on her lovely nipples :P while he watched on as we started to enjoy each other, I told him to take up a boob and start by giving her a snog. We then got tangled up in sesation triangle of the two of us kissing and licking her nipples, she was wanking him and we both had a hand either in her pussy or on her clit. He went down on her then I did, she gave him a blow job while I licked at her clit and fingered her pussy. Then he tells us he doesn't know where to start "what with four boobs and only two hands", I respond with "pick one of us and get going". We get told to bend over on the bed for him with our asses in the air, we both get a handful of lube slapped at our pussies and in to our asses and are subsequently finger fucked in both the ass and pussy similtaneously with one of us on each of his hands. We kiss each other and play with each others tits, while we both get off on the sounds of everyones enjoyment. Position changes I'm underneath her with our legs apart almost sissoring, while he continues the assult and invasion of her ass and pussy with his hands and rubbing his cock against her lubed up ass hole. Every time he pushed her, her pussy would rub against mine, so I would push back in enjoyment and we all had a rythem of pleasure going as the room filled with building sounds of enjoyment. The view I had of her tits on mine was fantastic, then he desided it was time for a smoke and left the room.
We swapped positions and I was now ontop of her with our legs positioned perfectly so our pussy and clits touched, all lubed wet and wanting with excitement. We started to push and rub against each other the wetness of the others pussy against our own making a wonderful sensation as we lay there tribbing to the point of climax - WOW heavenly doesn't begin to discribe it. My lucky man re-enters the room as we are still tribbing, while he watches with enjoyment.
My lovely lady ask him to show her how he makes me squirt repeatedly using only one finger as she has a voyer moment to watch as I repeatedly soak my bed to the point I was lying in a puddle of my own cum and a first happened one of them was just because he growelled at her (no idea what else was happening, I was too estactic) and she whimpered with such turned on enjoyment.

.... for the moment I am going to end this here, as there is so much more yet to type and my hands already hurt lol >>>COMING SOON THE NEXT INSTALLMENT<<< (I've found the erotica section so all future real life kiss and tells, such as this one will go there)

Thursday, June 14th 2012

Shit sodding internet connection!

Someone please get me a better quality connection that doesn't drop out every hour or so! FUCK it's annoying.

Sorry to anyone who comes to paid chat if this happens while we are talking. I can only ask that you be patient for it to come back online.
Please please be patient and forgiving of your Mistresses crappy internet connection, as it messes me about at the most untimely or un predicted moments. .... You could always call me instead!

I'm going to try changing my router tomorrow see if that helps - how unprofessional and there is nothing else I can do about it :( well not on my income.

Monday, June 4th 2012

Yay :D

Seem to have finally managed to get everything up and running all at the same time, and verified my account so you know I'm really me. Just need you lovely people to come use my services now, as it all seems a little slow - I'm keeping my credits down (or at least I think I am) until I get into the full swing of things, but this in no way detracts from what you will get from me!
I'm eager to get started now, and if you have any pointers feel free to message me I have no problem with learning from my mistakes.

:P