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Monday, December 18th 2023

Have you done the dirty deed?

Have you done the dirty deed?

Have you purchased your partner's xmas gift yet?

Or is it going to be a last minute dash to petrol station for chocolates and flowers?

Well I have an idea.

I know its difficult to find time to get your loved one that nice special gift for Xmas.

I also know how difficult it is to actually think of something to purchase as a surprise.

So why don't you come to me and I can help you decide what to buy and where to buy it from.

One of the benefits of me being mature and a lady and British is the fact that after a good shag we can chat about the dilemma of the Xmas gifts and with my many years of xmas experience I will be really really helpful in the ladies xmas ideas department!

And because I am a real lady who loves to shop I can assure you I will have ideas a plenty!

So let me take some of the Xmas strain from you guys and at the same time you get your gentleman parts attended to by a classy mature lass with only the best of intentions ;-)

Hope to see you soon
Happy Xmas and Happy new year
Love from "REAL" lady Penny
xxxxxxx

Wednesday, July 19th 2023

Pink dildo, pink towels and a pink clit!

I think I might like pink!

I have a few sex toys to play with and I was having a sort through them the other day.

What I found was they are all mostly pink.

I think I must really like pink.

So I decided to have a look at my pussy in the mirror, and guess what?

My pussy is also pink.

Then as I lay down on my pink towel with my pink sex toy in my hand inside my pink pussy i actually decided that I must really love pink ;-)

So how pink are you? is everything nice and pink and healthy and glowing ready for me to suck it?

Then we both must like pink

you show me your pink bits and I will show you mine

Love from lady "pink" Penny
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Saturday, March 11th 2023

I made it through the rain and snow and slush

I made it through the snow and rain and ice and wind and I am here!!!....yay!!
I am rather proud of myself because i do not like driving in the snow i get really anxious about my ability to deal with the slippy slidey stuff.
So i would like to tell you that i was a big girl and i did it!
I would have like it if one of you lovely gentlemen was around to help me because i had to do it all on my own and i felt a little bit upset that i got all wet and soggy.
But its done and i made it and i am now wanting to get all wet and soggy in my lady garden area.
So if you would like to give a sexy pat on the back then please do so.
I always like appreciation of my skills and driving in the snow is now one of my skills.
I have a lot more important skills in the bedroom that are way more interesting but obviously i can show you that when you arrive.
So i hope you can make it out in the snow (and slush).
And i can pat various parts of your anatomy, not just your back.
lots of love and big warm kisses from a very brave me
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Friday, September 18th 2020

bouncy bouncy weeeeeeee

Its great having big tits, I love it and I am definitely proud of the size of my big and juicy melons.
But i flippin hate running for a bus in this heat with these big and bouncy melons.
I had to run for the bus yesterday, its warm and I am already hot and sticky.
I even get hot and sticky in my lady garden but I dont mind that.
So there I am jogging down the street running for the early bus and my big titties are just bouncing and bouncing and boucning and bouncing some more.
And the bus driver slowed down, I thought thats great, he has seen me running and wants to help me.
but no
He stared at my slightly sweaty big and bouncing melons with the doors open and watched me run the extra 100 yards to the bus stop.
He smiled and when I got on the bus he winked and said "the view was fantastic and I didnt want it to stop"
cheeky bugger
but I was happy someone appreciated my big and bouncy and slightly sweaty melons.
HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON
LOVE FROM THE BRITISH MATURE LADY

Thursday, January 17th 2019

SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND SIR?

As a busy mature lady I tend to find that i cannot always get out to play at the weekend which distresses me very much as you have been asking me out to play this weekend....
Up to now I have had to decline due to having prior commitments...
BUT..HOORAY...YIPPEE...Ive told my prior commitments to sod off because I want to play with you lot instead...
So If you have attempted to lure me into some debauchery and lude bedroom fun at the weekend and I have previously declined then I AM ALL YOURS....
YEP...I AM HERE AT THE WEEKEND FOR SOME LUDE AND NAUGHTY BEDROOM FUN AND I AM SOOOOOOOOOO READY FOR IT....

""I need to let my long golden hair down...as I havent done for some time...I have a lot of pent up sexual frustration that i need to get out"

CUDDLE HUGS AND KISSES COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE...!

Wednesday, May 23rd 2018

Its been a while since Ive had a Blog!!...HELP!

Well today I have been in the Spring Cleaning Mode.......(I hear you cry "boring"!).....but I don't mean that I've got my Marigolds on and Im scrubbing out the pantry.....tho that could be misconstrued as some new erotic fetish..lol xxxxx

I decided to have in my lingerie wardrobe and have a clear out.
But I realised that there is loads of items of sexy and kinky and wonderful lingerie that i still havent shared with you guys yet!..
How rude of me not to have new photos on....I am sorry to have neglected you like that.

It wasn't intentional, I was just never asked, and a real lady likes to be asked xx
BUT --- I have soooo much stuff I do not know where to start so I need some input from you guys please.

If i took pictures of every item of lingerie I have I would be here until Xmas (not saying which xmas haha xx).
So I need you gents to please drop me a quick email to let me know your favourite colours and also the kind of thing that you like to see a real lady wearing.

I would be VERY VERY GRATEFUL.....and when I am grateful I get VERY EXCITED .... and when I am excited I get VERY VERY GRATEFUL....so be careful because my pussy likes showing her gratitude and it can get OVER excited (if that is even possible).

SO HERE IS HOPING AND WAITING FOR ANY FEEDBACK REGARDING MY REQUEST XXXX

Wednesday, July 26th 2017

Its been a while since ive had a shag!...HELP! XXX

As you can see i havent been around for quite some time and boy oh boy oh boy have i missed you kinky lovely lot ! xxxx
So i need your help to sort out my beautiful little petite GILF=PUSSY!!..
You know what happens when gran doesnt have a man!..OR DO YOU?

Well if you call and let me explain then i might also show you if you let me, because if i dont get a man soon my vibrator is gonna run out of charge and i will have to plug it into the national grid and then the whole country might run out of electric, and then what are we gonna do?

Im a classy soothing glamour-puss who wants to behave badly (or goodly) in my private boudoir where i dress to seduce but kiss to soothe you so mature gents are a particular fondness of mine.

HOPE TO SEE A NICE MAN VERY SOON SO GRAN CAN HAVE A MAN! XXX

Saturday, October 17th 2015

IM FED UP OF BORING SUNDAYS SO CUM & MAKE ME SMILE

Yes as you have read i am a domestic goddess .......... i make a mean sunday roast and because of that i havent been around very often on a sunday as everyone seemed to want me to make the sunday roast.....every single bloody flippin sunday (and i dont normally swear...........unless im getting a good fuck..).
WELL IM ON SUNDAY ROAST STRIKE COZ I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.....
I WANT MORE THAN THAT............
I WANT FUCKING AND FUN AND EXCITMENT AND A DAMN GOOD TIME.....

So would like you to order me to be at work on any Sunday afternoon you require me..............PLEASE GIVE ME A DAYS NOTICE IF YOU WANT ME ON A SUNDAY AND I WILL OBLIGE......... im sincerely hoping one of you wonderful guys will cum over and lick my clit and suck my nipples and ram your wonderful cock into my tight granny fanny..............

PLEASE CUM AND MAKE MY LIPS SMILE XXXXXXXXXXX

LOVE FROM PENNY XXXXXXXXXXX

Wednesday, April 30th 2014

BONKTASTIC BONK HOLIDAY CUMIN UP SO BONK ME!!!

Well hasnt it been a long time since i was chatting to you all on here xxx
Sorry for the delay in catching up with all of you but i had the sniffles last week and because im only around a couple of days a week it didnt really give me much chance to chat to you but im here now and i really have missed my GILF life xxxxx
So instead of doing boring DIY in more ways than one why dont you let me do it for you which i think is DIFU or plain and simple lets have a BONKTASTIC WEEKEND xxxxxx
Ive decided to make my beautiful and glamourous granny fanny available for you on Bank Holiday monday thats the 5th of May as well as my normal shagadilick thursday so if ive missed you dont delay lets have a DIFU BONKTASTIC BONK HOLIDAY...
THIS GLAMOUROUS GRANNY WANT TO SHOW YOU HER SPECIAL KINKY KUDDLES
HOPE TO SEE YOU VERY SOON
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