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Friday, January 13th 2023

challenge of the day ,lol.

Yep I made it to another year lol. Right I'll get right on with todays challenge are you ready ? So a gent calls me the other day ,said found me on adult work & could he make a booking for Saturday. Of course thats not a problem, so he chats a bit and informs me he is married, I have no desire to know this type of thing but hey ho he thought I might ,lol. Anyway to cut a long story short, I say the usual " ok to text you the postcode ?"........ This is when it gets a bit beyond me .So he says can you email it to me as I am married ? Me being me thought sure no problem, so checked every day on this site for a message from him. Then he sends me not 1 but 2 text basically asking for my personal email address......... In all these decades I have been in business never ever married, single,straight,gay or bi has anyone ever asked for my personal email, why would they ? Kinda makes me a bit nervous of his intentions as if he can text and call me ,me sending him a postcode shouldn't be an issue . Needless to say I wont be making any contact with him now or in the future, just all a bit odd lmao. So hope you are all keeping well ,take care xxx

Tuesday, November 8th 2022

OOPS HE DID IT AGAIN.

Oh dear I thought I'd got lucky with gents finally getting the no text business, but oh no I get a barrage last night & this very morning from the same person.
This is the reason i HATE text ,they are for time wasters that simply do not bother reading the text, then try & pin it on me !!! lmao.
Nah it was you, you fool your dick is blocking your phone screen as you can't seem to see 8 PM from 8 AM .

One has got to laugh at these types, & he can't call only text, which involved insulting me when I was unwilling to meet as he wouldn't call to confirm. Thats a shame as I don't text, only sex .

To be honest sounds a right wrong un & I had a lucky escape, judging by a grown mans text to a sex worker & the level of ignorance shown by texting. Thankgod rare breed one is rarely subjected too.

On another note, gentle reminder - if you take a lady away, it's not for free ALWAYS a fee......... You be needing dating sites for that & this is most definitely not a dating site, I read the terms & conditions .

Sunday, September 4th 2022

IS IT OR ISN'T IT ?

Well Hello again, got to share one the funniest things thats occurred for a little while that made me chuckle. So today I book a new client in, he gets here 7 minutes late. I open the door let him in, he didn't even make eye contact & said " You're not the girl in the pics " & promptly left. I stood there for a second & then laughed ,I laughed as I am probably one of the only females that does look exactly like her pics, i haven't changed in forever & 2 I am not a girl that was a few decades ago lmao. If the gentleman is reading this may I suggest a trip to speck savers it may help your cause dear ,lmao. Other than this nutcase once again I'm having an absolute ball ,meeting,greeting & getting up to mischief in the bedroom. Looking forward to new adventures with you guys xxx

Saturday, July 10th 2021

EXCUSES EXCUSES EXCUSES

Hello ,just a reminder if your phone speaker doesn't work it is not a green light for you to text,it's a clear indication you can't afford me . Well if you can't afford a phone that works ,your def jumping out of your league trying to engage with me. The other excuse ,i'm in a meeting unable to talk.Can't be that important if you're texting hookers during this meeting .Another, sorry for text with company .So the company you are with is that boring you text hookers too ? Really gentleman i didn't just wake up i'm very old school if you can't be bothered to call me then why on earth would one bother entertaining you ?? Works both ways i can be just as fussy on the gents i spend my time with too. Oh the classic,Sorry to text but it's late. Yes & profile clearly states call morning noon or night i just might. Anyone have a problems understanding that needs to stay away from me ignorance is sooooo UGLY !

Sunday, September 22nd 2019

WELCOME TO MY WORLD

Crying with laughter here. Took a booking ,, before I could give address, he text, "forget it, just rude" . Baffled I contacted him and to be honest the conversation was somewhat odd. He called me a prostitute !!! Yes one you tried to book dear. Then he rambled on and on about how my family should be ashamed & made himself sound a right COCK & I suspect has learning difficulties judging by his ideals of us ladies. Honestly some men watch to much porn . Women are real too hunnie . Whoever ends up with this oddball jolly good lucky lady, he sounds very very damaged & probably has a micro penis lmao xx

Wednesday, June 19th 2019

Pi*s Taker.................

I met the worst type of client on monday. Been seeing the guy for over 4 years without any trouble, then monday he did something he was told NOT to do time and time again. I had a variety of choices at hand 1.smash him straight in the face, 2. bite his cock 3. throw his clothing out the window 4. keep my dignity. As it was a fast decision i decided to keep my dignity & told him to leave right away. Would you believe he asked me if i was sure !!!! Mate you broke the rules, i am very very very sure you need to leave. He then had the balls to say i'd better give you some money then.............. I told him to keep his cash. Again he asked if i was sure !! I told him ,there is no money in the world can compensate for what you just did to me . I promptly escorted him out the door with a big slam when his foot hit the pavement. MORAL OF THIS STORY MONEY DOESN'T BUY YOU EVERYTHING ,GET YOURSELF SOME PRIDE MAN !! He seemed rather bemused by it all .I'm a believer in karama and it will come to him full force. Shouldn't piss off a nice lady....... Off on a my holidays & travels 23/06/20191 i'll be sure to tan my tits & bits xxx

Saturday, December 30th 2017

ENDING OF 2017

An amusing end to an uneventful year. So far had a young un booked then text "what colour is your hair ? ".
Of course i cancelled this booking as he had stated got my number off this site,which clearly has my pics.

Next booking from some guy been ringing me for years, but makes the constant error of calling me " Linda" after saying he got my number off this site ,which once again has my name clearly.
Like my hair it has never changed. This gentlemen then reels off what i am to wear & he may stay longer if i'm up to standard...............

Guess what ??.............. i cancelled his appointment too.

Up to standard ??

Now if i based my work on these ethics i'd be a great actress but as it is i'm just me not a performing monkey. So take your standards & have fun you must be a right stud muffin ladies beware,lol.

Looking forward to having plenty of adventures in 2018,shame i lost some dedicated followers but times move on as does life. The gentlemen who have departed i salute you & thankyou always been a pleasure.
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Friday, October 13th 2017

DENTING EGOS ME ?... OOPS I DID IT AGAIN,lmao.

Update,recieved a rather sinister text from the person referred to in my previous blog.Funnily enough prior to sending me original mail this person had infact made his own appointment to see me via bookings on AW,which i cancelled in plenty of time as i was already busy on the date.

So if you are employing this person ladies as he states some on here are,be very careful indeed not to dent his enormous EGO, as he isn't nice & friendly,but a dangerous predator that wants to be involved in others business & now personal lives .

At least with technology i'll get no more text as you can only annoy me twice then it blocks,once again technology i thankyou lol.

People that know me are aware i have no time for wombles in business or leisure.

I know the person reads my blogs, So 007 intimidating an old lady wont get you far dear, just a look of amusement...............

Ah yes coz rejection by a happy hooker is soooooooooooooo soul destroying lmao.

As for your powers of observation WOW yes i sell myself on here due to it being an adultsite,THE ONE YOU ARE USING TOO !

My question to you is WHY are you hunting escorts to work for ?
Do you have some kind of mental disorder or just a fetish thing or possibly to ugly for normal society ?lol.

Oh no thats right you brag to your mates ,as you state in your text. Soul of discretion this person is ,with a boring real life to actually care what lil old me has to say.

To the people that do actually know me i bet you know what i'm really doing right now, apart from being naked & smokin on my bed ...................Yep killin' myself laughing then off to m&s to get good food lmao.XXX

Thursday, October 12th 2017

SSSHHHH,SOMEONE MAYBE WATCHING US 007,lol.

Had a very amusing TEXT message from someone off here offering to be my security & driver !! REALLY ?

I kinda get the impression this guy thinks AW is some kind of underground movement,james bond meets hot maidens in distress.lol. He went into how he was fit for his age, lmfao,(his ego must be bigger than his dick ) that he was in the services,he is loyal & an all round good egg. In his own opinion !

Does he actually think plymouths finest ladies require his services, as he calls them ?
NO we sure don't buddy lmao.

Look hun if you want free sex ,other lesser quality sites for that. I for one don't need a dirty old man looking for a freebie in any capacity. Gave me a my friends a good old laugh thats for sure.

Tuesday, May 9th 2017

WHAT A TRIP lol

I was headed for my town house residence in dorset via train on friday the 5th of may,The carriage i ended up had 18, 25 year old guys coming up from cornwall land celebrating a friends birthday,so as you can imagine alcohol was flowing. I took my seat 2 rows behind,got my book out head down minding my own. Suddenly my ears pick up,one of the group said have you heard of Adultwork ? ................ chorus of no,swept the carriage. At this point i'm starting to slide down in my seat ,as i was wearing the same baseball cap on my main profile pic !!!
The guy who mentioned AW then told the entire carriage about this very site,all this before midday lol.
As i got off i spotted one leaving the toilet,so i got a bit brave pulled him aside and said " this has been a very pain journey for me as if one of you had checked out AW i'd have been busted" ,then jumped off train with a big smile. Think the lad must of thought what that sweet lil old lady ? lol.
Hell yeah.
So big thankyou for breaking down whats usually a very boring journey lads, & hope the birthday bash went well,sounded fun ,lmao.

Friday, March 25th 2016

HAPPY EASTER

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND I FIND MYSELF IN THE OFFICE,DOING WHAT I DO BEST hehehe.

THIS BOOKING YOURSELF AN APPOINTMENT IS A BIT OFF, AS YOU CAN SEE BY MY FEEDBACK. I NEVER SPOKE TO THE PERSON, HE JUST DECIDED WHAT TIME SUITED HIM REGARDLESS OF ANY PRIOR ENGAGEMENTS I ALREADY COMMITTED. TO THAT EVENING.............
I HAVE SINCE DISCOVERED THE PERSON LEAVING THE FEEDBACK USED ANOTHER NAME AND PULLED SAME STUNT WITH ANOTHER LADY. WHY ???? IF WE HAVEN'T MET DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING ON FEEDBACK,UNLESS OF COURSE MY REPLY WAS IMPOLITE lol. WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE.
I ALSO STATE IN MY PROFILE I DON'T CHECK AW EVERY FIVE MINUTES SO MAKING YOURSELF A BOOKING IS A TAD POINTLESS.

HAD A SURPRISE PREZZIE FROM AW THE OTHER DAY............... YES AN ICE CUBE MAKER IN THE SHAPE OF COCKS !!!
THE GIFT CAME WITH NO NAME..,HOWEVER I GUESSED IN A FEW SECONDS WHO SENT THESE,COZ THIER SO 1980'S. THANKYOU WILL BE INSERTING ON YOUR NEXT VISIT, BURRRRR I FEEL FOR YOU lolxx.

HAD A LOVELY VISIT TO TORQUAY. BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN FOR SURE.

RIGHT DUTY CALLS, BACK TO.
ENJOY THE SUNSHINE I'LL BE MAKING HAY DON'T WORRY lol.xxxxxxxxxxx

Friday, December 4th 2015

GETTING IT OFF ONES CHEST (again) lol.

Been having a fine old time introduced to some good stuff on the old sex front, so you can teach an old dog new tricks lol.

Still getting the usual calls " hello i've just seen you profile,can i have details ?"
One assumed my profile contained all the info one would require before booking me................ By golly gosh i just checked via lap top & phone & holy smoke it DOES state all my info,well fancy that !!!

REMINDER if you book & pay for half an hour of MY TIME thats NOT 45 minutes or an hour of YOUR TIME .

I will be charging the extra or just stopping & leaving the room.
So lets play fair,this is not a charity & i enjoy the services i provide , so don't spoil it for me,it does effect my performance. I may have another booking which means i have to rush & i don't like to rush thankyou very much.

I sound like a real whinge arse but if you knew me you'd know i'm far from it,i just like stating my point,again & again & again.

Right what have i been up to ? Indulging in tie & a tease, i had clit pump,pussy pump and some rather interesting insertions this past week lmao.

I grew my pubes for 4 weeks & could take no more,it was like a wild fungus spreading over me . not my best look.

Had some great times in Alicante,can't wait to return & explore some more wink,wink,mr h get that beach trolley .

I also hear a dear gent has become unwell & in hospital,hope he makes a speedy recovery,don't force me to come up, you know i'll have to administer a bed bath.

I also learnt how to make a guy come using only an ice pole lmfao, cheers mr A.

For all of you that know my good friend kelly,she actually set her sock alight today, whilst it was on her foot!,she wasnt injured just bewildered at the fact she put a lighter to it & wondered why it caught a light !

I luv coming into the office always someone making me smile

right thats all for now folks xxxxxxxx

Friday, June 19th 2015

FUNNY KIND OF WEEK & IT AIN'T OVER YET XX

Well it's been a funny old week as only some clients can confirm,lost mobiles,blood in spunk,power tools left behind,some right freaky arsed text requests ( & i do hope they liked random calls at silly hours,piss me off i'll do it right back at ya) & then just now i get an email off some bird off here that i have never heard of or met, wants to know if i'll give her a hand with some random client of hers tomorrow,some OLD bloke,her terminology just did it for me lmao................. WTF ??? Do i look like i do care in the community work ? This bird really don't know me at all & blatantly hasn't read my profile where it does state i am STRAIGHT ! Some people do anything for money,not me hunnie.
Off to bed & see what tomorrow brings. Good start that, i can be assured, got a fun luvin' dirty perv in a 11am for an hour ,he's a lucky guy................ Wonder if he remembers to bring the chocolate this time ?lol.
Night,night gentlemen xx

Tuesday, May 19th 2015

I'M SO TERRIBLY RUDE, APPARANTLEY lol

I had a right keyboard warrior on my case yesterday. So thought i'd share it with you.
Phone goes ,very polite gent on the line,asked when i was next available. An hour from the call. So he say's " ok,i'll take that,but i'm a car salesman so i may have to cancel "....................... Ok i thought so you are in fact telling me this isn't a confirmed booking, but you want me to take my chances you may show up so i get paid ????

I explained this wasn't really the way i worked & hung up.
Then i received the following text message .

" WELL THAT WAS VERY RUDE. PERHAPS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS A MARRIED MAN HAS TO GO THROUGH TO SEE YOU ! WE ARE YOUR CUSTOMERS ! SHAME."

My advice marry someone who sucks your cock and you wouldn't have any problems buster . Oh & i have clients NOT customers I'M NOT THE SODDING CO OP lmao