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Tuesday, March 31st 2020

Nostalgic but will need a shoot once this is over!

So I'm working from home! Do you know the problem with working from home?

I don't actually do any work! Let's just say I have wandering mind!

Being stuck in isolation actually is not all negatives.

I've enjoyed the lack of stress that I normally deal with in my career and I am lucky I live in a lovely area and get to have a pleasant hour's walk every lunchtime.
Everyone is really sticking to the 2 metre rule and I'm finding people so much more friendly! Rather than the normal reserved British head down, you get a nod and a hello!

Have also become rather nostalgic with plenty of time to kill. I'm not one for writing diaries but one year when I was 19 for some reason I kept one and happened to find it while having a clear out of the loft.
As I read through it one minute I was laughing uncontrollably the next I was crying.
The failed dalliances with girls, the drunken nights, all that teenage angst!
Memories of friends I still know all grown up married, some divorced, kids, all life's baggage. I'm there I have plenty myself. Then friends I no longer know and tragically one who went down a different path and passed away last year.
The wisest words anyone ever told me when I was that age, if only you know now what you will know later in life. It is so so true!

Anyway as part of all this nostalgia and having too long to think my mind wandered to the hobby I took up after my life hit a bad patch. There are three things that are the most stressful in life and I got hit with all three in one year. After a period taking a break from work, travelling round Australia and having kept my sanity I decided life was too short not to have fun at the same time I discovered adultwork!
Before this honestly I had led quite a sheltered normal life, the ultimate Mr invisible!

We know the story I only meant to shoot one video for the experience but oh the buzz, the nerves, the anticipation had me coming back to do some more!

What I now can't believe is that was 10 years ago and I've been doing this on and off since then. I've lost count of the wonderful young ladies I've met, every single one an absolute superstar.
Never like saying I have a favourite girl/shoot but I've always thought who would my top ten girls/shoots be if I had to select as in the personality of the girl/how hot she was and how much fun it was!

I've had a go and these are my favourite ten, in NO particular order!
Lola Lily, Natasha, Jessica Pressley, Lucy, Chantelle Foxx, Peaches, Poppy, Cherry (the blonde one!), Josephine and of my more recent shoots the lovely Annabelle!
Who is your favourite?!

You may have noticed my output has lessened in recent times, mostly due to other things in my life and I've become super choosy before I commit to a shoot.
I've had my share of time wasters over the years that I used to shrug off but now I don't need it, hence the super choosy bit!

What I have started doing in the void that is now my weekends is looking at my old content as I had loads of stuff I never used, so I may start putting some long videos up of this to share with you. I told you covid-19 is not all negatives! The only down side of this is seeing how much my toned slim body is not quite what it was but is has held together reasonably! My little tum is still not too out of control! A few more wrinkles and a few, a few grey hairs maybe!

All I know is when this all ends and who knows when, I'm going to have a complete blow out! I can't wait to meet my friends down the pub, I'm going to get very very drunk!

As part of my isolation release clause I am definitely going to need to do a couple of shoots and I'd travel anywhere to do one, even the moon! So are there any volunteers to help me with my big blow out shoots............?!!

Until then everyone stay safe and hang in there, will see you on the other side.

Saturday, March 7th 2020

I've been trolled!!

So I decided to enter the world of social media to see if I could perhaps find some new models to shoot for my profile on here.

The medium of choice was twitter!

Now those that follow me and read my feedback can probably work out I'm not only a smart guy, I have a very very good career but also I'm a pretty chilled guy with not a malicious bone in my body. Too nice some would say.

This makes the fact that I have the hobby I have even more fun as no-one would ever think I could be so naughty.

Anyway back to my entry into twitter!

So I started following quite a number of girls on there and kindly retweeted a lot of their posts to give them more visibility to my followers.
Look I'm no Stephen Fry in terms of followers but I have over 800!

It seems 95% of the female population between the ages of 18 and 23 have accounts on twitter with an onlyfans page. All trying to outdo each other.
Along with webcamming the new choice of career for girls seems to be laying on a bed rubbing themselves and using weirder and weirder toys!

I'm guessing getting into teaching, nursing, engineering, science just isn't profitable anymore!

Purely in the name of research (!) I subscribed to a few of these onlyfans pages. I have to say I was amazed at how poor the content was even on it seems popular girls pages. Not much content,mostly solo and clips no longer than 30 seconds filmed on poor equipment! One thing that alarmed me is where a boyfriend was involved they were always referred to as Daddy! Now maybe I'm an old fart and don't get the latest slang such as yolo, fam and it's peng but Daddy, really? Oh dear!

Back to the story. So I decided to politely DM a few of the girls to see if they fancied a paid shoot plus copies of the content for their pages. No luck, mostly the replies were polite but some were borderline rude for no reason at all.

Gave up on that but still kept kindly retweeting their stuff.

Then I did a couple of tweets, total fun. The gist of the tweet was I've been dreaming again of shooting with these girls but then I woke up. So all fun and I was expecting a stream of likes from the girls.
Instead a couple of the girls accused me of not having respect, of being some kind of fantasist and then others piled in! How could it not have been taken as fun, especially with smiling faces, plus more twitter coverage for them.

Even more sinister I then got one of the girls male followers retweeting informing me I should be looking for girls on street corners as that is what my hobby entails.
Now every and I mean every girl I have ever shot with either through adultwork or well known models have been the nicest, most clued up friendly, sassy, lovely, gorgeous, ambitious, know what they want from life young ladies I have ever met.

But then..... he started sending me DM's, now these were pretty sinister and disturbing. Even though I know this person is hiding behind his pc and I'm a rational guy, it sent shivers down my spine.

So I have cleaned down my twitter and I'm staying off it!
Who I do now have sympathy with is those famous people that get trolled for no reason. Never understood it really I always said if you put yourself out there then what do you expect. Now I totally get it and it is unacceptable in all cases especially when it is related to gender or race.

Has anyone else had any bad twitter experiences?

I'm all tweeted out now :-) Hang on it's asking me if I want to post this blog to twitter. Hell why not!!! lol Freedom of speech!!

Sunday, February 16th 2014

My movie page is sounding like a fruit shop!

Yes my movie page is now very much like a fruit shop after my last two shoots with Cherry and Peaches!

Anyway I guess it was about time I blogged in.

Following on from last time my camera problems as you can tell have been resolved. A massive shout out to all my fellow togs on here who offered unwanted equipment!

Also what a touch I have had with my latest models, Taylor and of course my two pieces of fruit already mentioned! All blonde, stunning and very naughty!

There I was bemoaning the fact of how difficult it was to find cracking girls to film, especially blondes and wham bam I'm hit with three in a hurry!

Not forgetting alt model April with her bright red hair and absolutely massive tits, that I enjoyed fondling! lol She is proving very popular!

What they have done is re-kindled my filming bug as I've had so much fun making them, I just want to make more!!! Now some stunning brunettes would be good to even it up a bit!

Hope you are enjoying the content anyway.

Always on the lookout, so if you are a girl who fancies some filming fun please get in touch, especially if you are called Apple or Banana!!!

Thursday, May 2nd 2013

Camcorder Malfunction!!!!

Now I haven't got to do many videos recently due to being busy, losing interest and not being able to find anyone who wants
to be filmed! Just no fun anymore, what happened to the wonderful girls I discovered when I first started doing this!

Then I thought I need some more content so happily arranged a two girl shoot with a well known girl and a new girl who are in the
professional porn business. They will remain nameless!!
I'm never really fond of filming with professional porn actresses as they already have loads of stuff out there,
hence not unique content and plus they are normally up their own arse so to speak!! Amateur girls are much more fun and vids
always look more genuine and enjoyable!

Anyway I arranged a shoot and as I hadn't filmed for a while thought I'd better check camcorder was in order, film etc! So imagine
my horror when I turned it on to discover the viewfinder was blank and no controls on it working!!
Now I hear the tuts and laughs for still using such an antiquainted piece of crap but it had served me well!!
So I thought I'd wield the screwdriver as on googling it appeared to be a nice design fault with this model and perhaps fixable.
Too much fiddling and twiddling of my viewfinder was just too much for it, impotence had set in!
See photo after my DIY, ummm in technical terms it's now really f*%@ed as opposed to just f*%@ed!

So now I have to inform professional porn star that my camera is broken and shoot next day might not be good. What I wasn't
expecting was a reply along the lines of "you are a fucking joke,I'm going to tell everyone in the industry about you".
Now I'm presuming this is not the industry I'm in for my day job but the porn industry of which I know jack shit people anyway.
So a slightly idle threat!
How charming was that?! About as charming as an arrow through the head with a final tax demand on it!

Before I purchase a new camera can I be reassured there are still nice girls out there wanting to do some videos?

If so does anyone know of a cheap and nasty camcorder I can get hold off, preferably not made by s@@y!

Tuesday, November 6th 2012

Quality not quantity and hotel lift embarrassment!

Greetings again from the Dave looking for fun world!!

As my followers know I was getting fed up with being let down and messed about girls who I'd arranged to shoot with.

Well as I've been told by my loyal legion of fans it's all their loss not to meet the "legendary Dave and his camera"!!
Someone else said "f*** them Dave". Ummm yes that is the point I wanted to but they didn't turn up :-) Oh I guess it wasn't meant
that way but I got the general idea of where they are coming from!
Thanks for all your kind comments on my vids!

Have also decided to go for quality over quantity, somehow I've got over 200 videos on profile (how has that happened!!) and boy have I
had some quality recently with Rebecca, Mishka, Lola and Hayley!

Which leads me to another story of amusement all in the name of making naughty amateur videos! The shoot with Lola was in a nice
hotel in Birmingham! Checked in OK by a lovely girl behind desk, was tempted to ask if she fancied taking part in my shoot, then again
a night in a police cell in Midlands didn't appeal!! Although you never know!! She asked if it was just me in room, a sheepish
yes followed!!

Anyway was in touch with Lola and got to the room but on the way realised you needed a room card to operate the lift!!! When Lola
arrived I detailed I'd have to come down and meet her near lifts!! On way down lift stopped and in got guess who.... the girl who checked
me in!! Nicities exchanged we get to ground floor and she was the perfect member of staff!
"After you sir",
"No ladies first after you",
No "guests first after you",
"No you need to be getting on with work, after you"
"No it's fine sir after you"
"No I think I've left my mobile in my room so will have to stay in lift"

By which time Lola was worrying where is the guy and proceeded to ring me and where is my phone, of course in my pocket!

"Looks like you've found your phone sir" exclaimed hotel cutie and she laughed her arse off walking away as Lola walked into the lift!

I haven't been that red in the face since my early teenage years, didn't realise my face could still burn that much!!

Anyway that didn't last long once I'd set my eyes on Lola's gorgeous face and legs that well they were so long I don't think she need to take the lift, could have saved my embarrassment by just stepping through window on 14th floor from outside. OK they weren't that long, maybe the 10th floor!

As you can see from the pic, Lola made the blood pump away from my face to another part of my body!

Stay safe all and catch you soon!

Wednesday, July 4th 2012

Dave's retirement vow broken by a cute brunette!

Predictable moments of 2012. How about it will rain all summer? England knocked out of Euros on penalties? There are always a few you can rely on but the one that was always going to be most likely was davelooking4fun to come out of retirement! lol

I've had a great break, done lots of other stuff in my life but just missed the thrill of doing my naughty videos!!!

So when the chance came along to have a shoot with the sexy Mishka it was time for me and my trusty camera to once again swing into action!!

As soon as Mishka started running her pierced tongue around my hard cock and I looked at her sexy and cute face with my cock in her mouth I realised what I had missed so much!!

All ended with me unloading a massive facial all over her sweet face, which she seemed to enjoy quite a lot!!!

So hopefully I will be doing a few more in the next two or three months before another break!! I hope I've made a few people happy as I know my vids are enjoyed by a few!!

Definitely have another couple lined up. Watch out for a shoot with a stunning 18 year old blonde I have in the pipeline! Looking forward to that very much, just hoping it will happen!! Will be her first naughty film and she will be wearing eye mask to protect her id but it could make for some red hot vids!! Keep an eye out for those :-)

Take it easy

Saturday, November 12th 2011

To fans & girls I've filmed thanks but I'M DONE!

As a follow on to my last blog I'm sorry to add that I'm hanging up my camera for good as of middle of December this year!

I have two final shoots arranged that I will do, so you will see some new content into the New Year and I'll leave existing for you to continue to enjoy!

When I started doing these my aim as per my profile id was to have a giggle, meet some nice people and have some fun. If I'd wanted to meet timewasters I'd have called myself Davelookingfortimewasters!

The final straw my third timewasted shoot from the last four goes as follows. I arranged a shoot in Birmingham with a model (no names but if any of you other togs I've been friendly with on here want to know drop us a mail). She had something more professional in the evening had travelled from north and had hotel booked, so perfect chance for a shoot in daytime and location to do it from.

Travelled up, more expense, arrived at time agreed. Was actually greeted by her agent/boyfriend/whoever outside hotel.
In the time he had walked to meet me the model had texted him to say she now wasn't feeling well and didn't fancy shoot!
So on a drive down she was fine, into hotel just fine, then just as I'd arrived umm not too great. Or could it be there was a bigger much better shoot in the evening to prepare for. Again just accepted it in my phlegmatic way!

On reflection on the train on the way home I decided that this is consuming and wasting too much of my life and time.
I have other interests and more importantly people close to me that are getting neglected as a result.
As I've had a number of very close people to me pass away at both young and old age I know how important this is.

Also explains why I try to grab a lot of laughs and just treat life as fun. I have seen in all too clear reality the end game!

Sorry for being so philosophical, you will have to read my earlier blogs for lighter relief!!

Would really just love to say a massive thanks to my fanclub on here for your kind words and feedback and how much you enjoyed my vids. As I said there will still be some new content coming for a while.

Also I want to say a massive thanks to all the genuine girls who have let me film them :-) I've had a blast and met some fantastic girls and had some great giggles!! Special thanks to my three favourites, Jess P, Lucy and Natasha. Not often I went back for second shoot!! So big hugs to them!

Au revoir
Dave

Sunday, September 25th 2011

Being mucked around & perhaps its time to retire?

This is not going to be one of my normal cheery fun blogs, this is going to be a RANT!!!

One of life's lessons that I've learnt is never make plans too far in advance!!

Now on my last blog I mentioned two forthcoming shoots that I had planned that I was looking forward to having a brill time and
getting some great content!

First one I had was with a professional model (no names mentioned!) which was arranged well in advance and a location in London.
So there I was on the day travelling when a text pings in, "Hiya, my cars broken down, I might not be able to make it".

Now that is no problem, thought I'd ring to check if it was worth it to keep on travelling. No reply, voicemail! Texted, no reply.
Two hours later just before shoot was to start, finally get a text, really don't think I can make it today!!
OK so that is a whole day wasted, costs etc. Also I feel like I was treated with real contempt! Now I'm not talking about
an amateur here, this was a pro model! Obviously some small time amateur with his camcorder is nice and easy just to dismiss as a
no-one!

Anyway on to my next planned shoot, a two girl, again with two pro models. This time it is a real long distance from me.
Was planning to stay with a friend nearby and start the shoot early so I could get home in good time! All arranged and models
detailed they had somewhere to shoot from, perfect! Two days before I'm confirming and it's oh sorry can you arrange
a place to shoot from, we don't have one now!! Arrrrrghhhh! Now I could try to scramble to get somewhere at short notice but again
it's the feeling of being mucked around that wasn't nice! So not going to take place!

The amazement is these are professional models and all well paid shoots! For me this is just fun, I'm not making a living!

Now I must outline none of these models are on my profile already, every girl you see on there are totally terrific both
the amateurs and professionals :-)

This has got me thinking about going forward with this now as I'm just wasting too much energy and time! Also notice there
are a lot of guys on here doing similar things so maybe I should step aside and retire from doing my movies?!

Sorry to all who may have been looking forward to some great new content!!

As I said perhaps it's time for the slippers and to head off into retirement?!!!!!!......... Let me know?!

Sunday, September 4th 2011

Who needs viagra?!

The man with the camera reporting in!!

Now I've never ever given this viagra a go so I can't really explain what may or may not happen once you have popped one! Always kind of just about been able to get some bood pumping in the right area. Especially with a knowing female tongue on the case but not especially after 6 pints of beer!!

I think I may have some idea of the feeling though after a visit to do some videos with kinkydirtybitch! Never has an adultwork profile been so aptly named. Then again she is awfully well spoken and polite, that is until she got my cock in her hands and mouth!! My cock had the most incredible seeing to! Now even though I completely emptied my balls over KBD's face the whole experience just seemed to leave me how should I say UP for the whole of the next week!! I couldn't lose an erection. Is KBD the new viagra?!!

I would have thought it's great having an erection all the time but then there is that girl at work that has been after me for a while and I have no interest in. I think she believed the new short skirt was having the desired affect on me! I spent most of the week walking around with a newspaper in front of me. Think it was presumed I'd had an accident on a loo visit!!

I've finally bashed it out of me and returned to normal service but what a week!!

As a final update I have a couple of shoots that I hope will come to fruition soon. My first Asian girl filmed for all you who likey!! Also a two girl shoot with a blonde and brunette, neither I've filmed before! Doubt I'll need viagra or KBD for that shoot!!

Have fun :-)

Friday, July 15th 2011

Memories that don't fade!!!

I keep saying to myself I really should give up making my naughty movies and concentrate on my real career!!
Trouble is every time I take a break from doing them I miss the buzz, the fix, they seem to have become my drug of choice!!

It's the rush of meeting a sexy female, a stranger I've never met before, knowing we are going to get very intimate and naughty so soon after meeting!!
I always have a big rush of adrenalin and nervous energy on my way to the meet!

It's always an interesting relationship with the model. We meet share a moment in time, maybe an hour, maybe two.
You find a bit out about each other but never the full story! Sometimes you would like to know more! Then you say goodbye and you become strangers again!
Although this seems to be my drug I never experience a coming down feeling. I always have a big smile on the way home, thinking if only my work mates knew how I really spent my day off! But the memories normally fade really quickly as life goes on!

A classic case of the above was my last shoot with a gorgeous sexy English rose Josephine, shown in pic!
We meet, she is sexy, tall, intelligent, funny, we have a lovely chat and although we had never met 10 mins later she is now sucking my cock like it's going out of fashion!

Then it is all over, that fascinating and short lived relationship has come to an end!

Now it's time to find my way home and I'm standing waiting for a train on platform 1 but why am I because my train is leaving from platform 3?!
Why, because my mind is scrambled, I'm staring into space and all I can see is the vision of the gorgeous English rose Joesphine walking towards me in nothing but black stockings and suspenders! Her lovely soft large pert young boobs moving up and down slightly, her legs that go on forever and her soft smooth olive skin! Then the rush of a train racing through brings me to reality!

The next thing I hear is a voice, it says 'Sir, this train has terminated here 30 minutes ago, I'm sorry but you have to leave and go home now so we can clean'. I was staring at the platform but all I could see was a sweet young face with my big cock sliding into a gorgeous welcoming mouth and big dark eyes full of desire giving me the sexiest look ever!

Now what's that sound two days later, it's the blasting of car horns, I'm sitting in my car, the traffic lights are green, why am I not moving?.

I'm transfixed, I couldn't see the lights, all I could see was Josephine in front of me, my hands caressing her toned body, feeling those soft breasts and running my hands up her nyloned legs and teasing her sweet trimmed hairy pussy!!

So now I've realised that although the relationship with model is brief and fleeting

SOMETIMES THE MEMORIES JUST DON'T FADE!!!

Wednesday, May 11th 2011

More confessions from a man with a camera!

Since I last spoke to you it's all been about old friends, cumming too soon, my inability to work my own camcorder and filming a gorgeous new girl!!

As for old friends, well I'd done different shoots before with the lovely Jess and Jay. Now I seemed to find myself in the same room as both of them with my camera! Would have been rude not to do some great vids! Jess as usual really seemed to love wanking me off and seeing how much I was going to cum! Don't think I disappointed!

What was I saying about cumming and disappointment! Leads me on nicely to a shoot with Katie. Now even if I cock up most of the videoing I love to catch a great cum shot! Katie had been giving me a nice blow job, I was moving the camera and she kept on stroking! Now the message from the brain was you are going to cum. Another message followed detailing you are supposed to be filming this! Cue all this farce caught just about on camera. Check out the pic, lots of you seem to be pissing yourself over the vid! Go on then laugh at my expense!

Next up a shoot with Mandy on the sunniest day of the year. Best natural light ever! What does muppet do, turn on the camcorders back light! Vids still came out OK but oh sooooo bright! Looks like we are filming three yards from the sun! lol

But then there was light! I arranged a shoot with a gorgeous brunette, girl next door type who'd never done any vids before and we had a blast. She was a natural and this time I didn't f*** up the cum shot.

More confessions coming soon..........

Sunday, January 2nd 2011

I've discovered the joy of tit wanks!

Firstly I would like to say a happy naughty New Year to all!!

Hope you are sticking to all those New Year resolutions?

Well haven't blogged for a while so thought I'd report in!!

My big news is that I seem to have discovered the joyous pleasure that are tit wanks! lol

For some reason these seemed to have passed me by and I never really got them or had them! I tend to find smaller pert tits more attractive (umm female ones by the way!). A bit tricky for those kind of boobs to get my cock fully between.

Then I did a shoot with the most incredibly attractive Natasha and I mean she is stunning (almost asked her for a date she was so attractive physically and personality wise!).

Anyway she suggested we did a clip of my cock between her massive tits. Gave it a go and OMG was it good! It's a short clip as had to stop as it would have been a little premature cum shot and curtailed the shoot far too early for my liking! Attached pic is from this clip!!

So then I'm doing a shoot with another very well endowed in the breast department girl, stunning blonde Scarlet!
I'm filming a blow job video with her and what do you know she takes my cock and shoves it between her incredible tits! Now this felt incredible and this time I thought fuck it, let it go!!
And I did and did and did and did and well didn't think I was going to stop, it was a big load all over tits!
Trouble is now I think I've become addicted to them!! I need counselling, Hi my name is Dave, I have a problem, I'm addicted to tit wanks!!
Both Natasha and Scarlet seemed to love giving them, anyone else have thoughts on these?.......

Saturday, May 22nd 2010

Fun with sexy blonde glamour model!!!

Hello all you sexy peops out in adultwork land! Hope you are enjoying the sunshine and finally warmth! Feels like it's been freezing every day since forever! I'm definetely a warm weather sort of guy and I'm also a love receiving blow jobs sort of guy as you can probably tell!!

Anyway I promised to tell you about my shoot with a real life glamour model Alyssa!! Now when I organised the shoot her pics looked fantastic and I knew she had been in Nuts, Zoo etc but you are never sure until you meet in person. Part of the fun and buzz of doing these vids!!

Then she turned up and OMG how sexy and cute was she!! Now I'm normally pretty chatty but this vision of wonderfullness (is that a word?) had me completely tongue tied. When I started videoing Alyssa asked if I would like her to leave her bra on or take it off! I managed to stutter out "Please take it on, no in fact please la la la leave it off, I mean on" lol
So I decided to just be quiet and let Alyssa tease and suck my cock while she looked at me with that sexy doe eyed look!! I managed to incredibly get quite a few clips before I shot a massive load all over her fantastic boobs!!
All I can say is I had a beaming smile on my face for about 2 weeks afterwards! My work colleagues were most perplexed trying to make out why I was even more cheerier than normal! If only they knew, he he!
Right off to get some warmth!!

Friday, April 2nd 2010

My first shoot of 2010 with the lovely Ash!

Well yes it was time to dust off the camcorder but only when I remembered where I'd left it at the end of last year! Also my tripod has now decided it's only going to stand up when it feels like it which sounds rather like a certain part of my anatomy! Yes it's the man who put the word amateur into amateur porn!!
Anyway I managed to organise a cracking shoot with a 19 year old by the name of Ash who is indeed cracking as well as gorgeous, sexy and fun!
I normally like to shoot at the models place but this time it was the good old Travelodge. Still I think they would probably have gone out of business by now if it wasn't for porn shoots and the bosses afternoon shenanigans with his secretary!
It of course involved negotiating the token middle aged women on reception as we appeared to be the only people in the hotel that day and left a couple of hours later! Still I'm sure she got a months worth of gossip out of that for her coffee mornings!
Got some great blow job clips and had a real up close and personal lapdance where I got to feel Ash's wonderful tits! Then I shot a massive load over those juicy boobs. I was so turned on I didn't think I was ever going to stop cumming! Imagine that, umm I think I'm going to need a late check out of the hotel, I'm still cumming, another 2 hours should do it!
Ash was of course a British babe as per most of my vids. I know I'm biased but British babes rock!
I've travelled the world a lot and nothing compares to our British girls, they are the sexiest in the world. There is a certain something about them that just makes them special! :-)
Talking of which next time I'll tell you about a shoot I had with a stunning British glamour model, until then...........................