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Thursday, October 31st 2024

Samhain blessings and happy Halloween!

Samhain blessings and happy Halloween to all the ghouls and boys out there! Are you in the mood for a jump scare? Ready to eat sweeties until your teeth ache? Perfecting the scary story you’re gonna tell at bedtime? Pumpkins and turnips glowing by the door? I hope so!

I’m trying to distract myself from the thought of spending the start of my day at the dentist for the kind of filling I don’t want… So I’m here to tell you a story about one of my most memorable dates that took place on Halloween 5 or 6 years ago. It was a second date with a guy who on my first date with him, I’d actually expected to kinda hate him but we got on really well. So well that I still have fond memories of making out throughout the journey back to mine and falling in the door taking each other's clothes off. Those were the vibes of date number 1 so surely date number 2 was gonna be great?

We’d spent an evening at one of the most Halloween appropriate bars in Edinburgh and gone to a show for Edinburgh Horror Festival. After the show, we began slowly walking back to mine and we happened to be talking about philosopher David Hume and I mentioned that the graveyard with his memorial wasn’t far away and it was worth seeing for someone interested as my date seemed to be. Well didn’t he just jump on the idea and he wanted to go right there and then so off we went to Old Calton hill Cemetery…

It was the back of 9pm and the area was busy enough with folk going about which made the cemetery seem all the more calm when we walked in off the street and found it empty more or less. I led the way to the memorial which even in the dark is hard to miss. Leaving my date to check it out, I sauntered along the path and ended up going into one of the open mausoleums. It wasn’t long before my date joined me, standing behind me with one hand slipping up my thigh and under my dress while I tried not to react too loudly. I think you should suck my cock came his dulcet tones. Ever obedient, I immediately got on my knees and pulled his cock out.

Now this date was much more of a giver. I felt like his cock was barely wet before he was telling me to lie down and spread my legs. I barely even noticed the cold stones sticking into my ass as he went down on me. Struggling to stay quiet with his tongue on my clit, I still remember how the cold night air felt so good on my bare legs and how much I loved pushing his face harder into my pussy. It was so easy to get lost in what was happening and not even notice the voices that were gradually getting louder… Were they talking Spanish?

I stopped stargazing and looked out the doorway of the mausoleum over my date and to my shock, I saw a group of tourists with torches coming along the same path we had. I grabbed my date's shoulder which initially I think he took as encouragement rather than a warning but when I started giggling instead of moaning he got the idea pretty quickly :p! We both got up and pulled our breeks up and left the cemetery as quickly as we could but not without walking along the same path the tourists were stood on getting told about the very memorial we visited. It wasn’t long before we were back at mine and enjoying a little more privacy ;).

I genuinely have no idea how many of those tourists would have spotted us. It would have been pretty obvious we were up to no good if any of them looked in the doorway of that mausoleum. And for those carrying torches, given that my date was on all 4s going down on me with his pants around his ankles, there was more than one moon to be seen that Halloween!

I hope you have a gorgeous day however you spend it. Happy Halloween!

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Wednesday, October 9th 2024

Autumn road trips

I’d like to start this blog with a horrifying hello this Halloween season to all my Harloteers reading this ;). How is your October? Mine has had the most gorgeous start. 4 nights away with my favourite folk in a big funcy hoose.

On my trip, I didn’t actually leave the house the whole time. The house and gardens were so gorgeous I just didn’t want to! But on the journey to and from, it’s really motivated me to try and fit in a final road trip for the year. I really love driving in Scotland but since having to say goodbye to my beloved little Pugsley 4 years ago, I just don’t get to do it enough and have to hire cars from time to time to scratch that itch. One of these days I’ll buy another car but for now, I’ll just have to make the most of it when I can afford to hire one :).

So I’m here to ask you, do you have any gorgeous road trip ideas for me? Any scenery that demands attention, especially during these Autumn days?

Last September, I had to be in Banchory for an event and the best way for me to get there was to hire a car. I could only afford 48 hours so I decided beyond the event, I was going to make the most of it! After the event, I only had about 26/27 hours to drive around and catch some sleep somewhere. Those hours included making it back to Leith to drop all my stuff then make it to the airport to drop the car off in time. Bearing in mind I had to start in Banchory, where would you have gone? I’ll tell you my route…

I didn’t really have a plan. I’ve driven around a lot of these roads before and I just knew I wanted fun roads to drive on with gorgeous scenery and the odd spot to stop and stretch my legs on a wee daunder. I had an idea to head to Torridon but the gorgeous roads of Assynt were calling my name to get north of Ullapool. And of course there is Glencoe. It’s popular for a reason after all! I have incredible memories driving round the very north coast of Scotland but time was really against me. I’d thrown my tent in the back so I had some flexibility. Funds were tight, this trip was about the road and not about comfort. Not in the wee orange fiat 500 the car hire place gave me!

From Banchory, I decided to hit the snow roads. I love the open landscapes you get to enjoy as you tackle the climbs. A brief stop at the Watchers did have me concerned that the little fiat (named Pumpkin) would manage the rest of the climb but we made it and eventually landed in Inverness! I stopped here and assessed what my options were. Dusk was approaching and I knew the sensible thing would be to get my tent set up before it was completely dark but I just wasn’t ready to stop so I decided to head for Ullapool. By the time I was there, it was completely dark and the town was quiet. I abandoned my tent and opted for a cosy layby instead. Thankfully I’m good at sleeping pretty much anywhere and it’s certainly not the first time I’ve tucked myself in for the night in a wee car like that! I found a cosy spot for me and Pumpkin between two campervans and settled in.

If you’re anything like me and struggle to get out of bed in the morning, sleeping in a car really helps because when you wake up, you are probably desperate to get out and stretch your legs a bit! After a wee freshen up in the public toilets in Ullapool, I decided Torridon was the destination for the day after a couple of stops along the way at Lael Forest Gardens and Corrieshalloch Gorge. I absolutely love the road to Torridon, the single track and scenery coming at you from all sides. I had hoped that from Torridon, I could head to Fort William and head home via Glencoe but time was not on my side and I opted to go back via Inverness to make sure I hit the drop off time.

And if you’re curious if I hit the drop off time? I did! By the skin of my teeth which is how I do most things in life! What do you think of my route? Have you driven these roads, was it a wasted journey or did I make a good choice? Personally, I loved it! It gave me the freedom and adventure that I was after! I would love to hear any road trip suggestions because I definitely need to get out on those roads this month and see how far I get :).

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Monday, September 23rd 2024

Autumn is here :)

Have you noticed the nights coming earlier? The leaves starting to change colour? The temptation to stick the heating on? It’s Autumn baby and this harlot is delighted! :)

I hope you’ve had a gorgeous September so far. Mine has mostly been lovely. A wee trip to Aberdeen where despite a few issues here and there, I had some really fun sessions and met some lovely folk (as well as seeing some old favourites ;)). Thank you to everyone that came to see me in Aberdeen, it was a great wee trip! On top of sessions, I managed to fit in a wee cinema excursion to see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, an evening of comedy seeing Nish Kumar, meeting my friend’s adorable puppy for the first time and a trip to soak up some Dracula vibes at (new) Slains Castle. I loved it :).

It’s got me thinking about where to go next. I was hoping to get back to London in October but that is definitely off the cards sadly. I’ll make it to London month of the dead one year! But it does free me up a little to come to either Glasgow or Inverness in October and maybe do the other in November. What do you think? I’ll be having a wee look at dates and accommodation options soon!

Another wee thing to note is that I am taking a week off! Well 6 days really but close enough. So if you were hoping for a session on the last day of September or first 5 days of October, you are out of luck I’m afraid. I will be off for a few days soaking in a hot tub, drinking cocktails at all hours and playing daft games with my closest friends and I really can’t wait. Speaking of hot tub… I have posted my first piece of erotica on AW and it’s hot tub themed! If you’d like to give it a nosey, you’ll find it on my profile under the Erotica tab. There will be new stories to come when I get a chance because writing them really turns me on :p!

Now if you’ll excuse me, I actually have a surprise Halloween birthday to organise, I’m sure there will be a mention of how it goes in a future blog ;).

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Sunday, September 1st 2024

New month, new blog!

Did August really happen? It sort of passed me by in a blur, between Fringe shows and friends coming to stay and trying to keep up with day to day life… honestly did it happen? My bank account definitely thinks so. But I made it to my 40 shows! And honestly, most of them were pretty good. There were a few that were a bit pants but none that I thought were awful which I think is good going! Since I did a run down of my first 16, it feels only right to do the same for the final 24 ;).

In the second half of my Fringe run, a few of my favourites were Larry Dean, David Alnwick and Marjolein Robertson. I think it was my third time seeing Larry Dean and I swear his shows just get better and better! He has such a knack for being funny and daft while also talking about some more emotional stuff too. My friend and I really loved his show. I’ve tried to get into David Alnwick’s shows the last few years but never quite managed it as he always does the free fringe so you have to get there early enough to queue for a seat but this year we finally managed it and I am so chuffed we did! His necromancer show was so much fun :). We actually saw another magician do some of the same or similar tricks that he did but I much preferred Necromancer, just the style and the way it was all put together!

Then finally, one of my all time favourite shows this year was definitely Marjolein Robertson. I loved her. I’d only seen her once before at a comedy club and was excited to finally see a full show and she did not disappoint! She had a wee disclaimer that folk had already fainted or had to leave the show early which only added to the intrigue. If you get a chance to see her show O, absolutely go! My last wee fringe shout out is to my lovely client who took me to my final and 40th show! We went to see Chloe Petts and her show was such a great way to end the month. My 39th show was good but not totally my thing and I was glad to see “How you see me, how you don’t” for my Fringe 2024 finale. What a great month. I’m sad that it’s over and can’t believe that despite seeing so many shows, there are so many comedians I didn’t make it to see but I guess I’ll just have to keep an eye out for tours!

September is looking a little quieter for me. I need to let my bank account recover and get back to the gym as the routine has definitely slipped over the last 6 weeks between trips and the Fringe! I will be doing my first tour in a while this month and coming up to Aberdeen! You can find details on my profile or drop me a message to make plans. I’m excited for a few days out of Edinburgh and to come up north!

I’ll shuffle off for now, I’m excited we’re in a new month though and it’s time for Autumn to start creeping in. I’m craving evenings with horror movies and candles everywhere while the dark nights draw in!

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Saturday, August 17th 2024

My London Adventure

For anyone that’s kept up with my blogs in the last year, you’ll know I was trying to get a trip to London organised and I finally made it happen in July! It was my first time in London in 11 years and I had a lot to pack in over my 3.5 days…

I arrived on a sunny Sunday afternoon and I was weirdly nervous about getting the tube by myself for the first time. Can you tell I’m a small city girl? But I got into the swing of it soon enough!

My first stop was the Natural History Museum. I thought the building was so gorgeous! Beyond the building itself, I did enjoy the displays although I ended up cutting my visit short. Lesson learned. Visiting this museum on a weekend in July is not the move for someone that doesn’t like being around screaming brats! I left and headed for Hyde Park which was a deviation from my agenda. Don't worry though, I got back on track with the spreadsheet the next day ;). After a saunter about, I made it home for an early night to be fresh for my first full day!

Monday was the highlight of my trip because it was cemetery day! I had three of the magnificent 7 in the programme, Highgate, Kensal Green and Brompton cemeteries. Highgate was up first and I’d booked a tour of the West side. Holy fuck, is Highgate not an utterly magical place! I’d thought there was no way it could live up to my expectations but it absolutely smashed them. The tour was excellent and the definite highlight for me was getting to go into the catacombs and being shown Robert Liston’s grave (if you like medical history, I’m sure you’ll have heard of him but if you haven’t, look him up!). I made sure to have a solo daunder on both sides of the cemetery after the tour ended and honestly, I could have spent a whole day just there but I had more to explore!

Kensal Green was an interesting cemetery and while it doesn’t have the same feel as Highgate, I wished I’d spent a bit more time there. Something weird did happen while I was there and walking near some mausoleums. There wasn’t even the whisper of a breeze and I looked up and saw something falling through the sky. When I saw it, it must have been falling from at least two stories high but I saw nothing that it could have dropped from. I eventually realised it was a newspaper! My final cemetery of the day was Brompton and I thought it was gorgeous! And ironically so alive with folk walking their dogs, running, cycling and chatting. I just thought it was a really gorgeous space and one I’d definitely like to visit again. I made sure to stop by Emmeline Pankhurst’s grave and was happy to see the Suffragette colours on her stone.

For Tuesday, I’d scheduled in a walking tour, two museums, a tarot reading at a witchy bookshop and then at the end of the day I decided I needed to walk across Tower Bridge and check out dead man’s hole (another one to google if you’re interested in macabre history!). I definitely want to visit the Tower but a walk around it was as close as I got on this trip, there was just too much to fit in! My favourite of the museums I visited was definitely the Grant Museum of Zoology. It’s not a huge museum but they have loads of pieces to see! The elephant heart and snake skeleton were probably my highlights but honestly, there is so much to see there like one of only 7 quagga skeletons in the world!

That brings us to my final day and honestly, if you’ve made it this far in the blog, I appreciate the effort! I’d booked a train home for 8:30pm to give me the full day to fit more things in and the first stop was the Hunterian museum! Despite enjoying medical history, I really didn’t know much about the Hunter brothers and this museum was a great way to learn about them, particularly John Hunter and see what is left of his collection.

Then for a wee change of pace and to leave all the dead stuff behind me, I headed out to Kew Gardens! I did enjoy my afternoon spent in the gardens, probably my favourite part being the treetop walkway because who doesn’t love being up in the trees! Admittedly though, I think I’ve visited way more interesting or impressive gardens closer to home so it wasn’t what I was hoping it would be. Add on to that the nightmare I had getting home after two tube lines had long delays and I missed my train by 5 minutes… Annoyingly, mine was one of the only trains to leave King’s Cross on time that night and of course by this time, I was sort of desperate to be heading home and definitely having a panic about being stranded for a night since the only trains going to Edinburgh were sold out until the next morning. My only affordable option ended up being the overnight bus, a mere 9 hours on a packed bus but hey, it got me home in the end and another lesson learned ;).

So what do you think of my trip? Would you enjoy it? Or is it your idea of hell? I think I packed in as much as I could have while still enjoying it all… Going by my aching feet at the end of it I might have packed in too much. At the moment I’m still hoping to come back in October but I think it’s unlikely I’ll try and work. I found looking for accommodation too stressful and expensive to risk touring there so I think London will remain a holiday spot for me! Thank you for bearing with this extra long blog and I’ll be back with more Fringe chat soon enough!

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Saturday, August 10th 2024

An impartial Fringe review from a lady of pleasure

Hello… is anybody there?

There certainly is in central Edinburgh just now with the Fringe in full swing! I’m having a couple of days off shows after a busy start to the festival but after the chaos of being in London then in the thick of the festival, my flat feels very very quiet!

It’s been a few busy weeks since my last blog and it’s gone by in a bit of a blur. A gorgeous camping trip to my favourite place, a busy London holiday with a bit of a travel disaster and then the kickstart to an August filled with comedy! As promised elsewhere, I will be writing a blog about my London trip but you’ll have to wait. I’ve made it to 16 Fringe shows and I wanna share them!

My friend came to visit me for 2 days at the start of the week and we managed to cram in 12 shows in 48 hours which was a great start to my aim of 40 shows for the month. My favourite so far has been Ryan Cullen which I would really recommend for anyone that appreciates dark humour. If you sit near the front, you might get to read out one of his jokes although try not to mess it up like I did by laughing throughout! I can’t promise you’ll have the same experience I did at his show though… an audience member claimed to be the voice actor for Hello Kitty and hearing her voice some of the dark jokes was an experience in itself.

A few other shows that I’ve really loved have been from Daniel Delby, Dr Kate Stephenson and Katharyn Henson. Daniel Delby has been a bit of a Fringe favourite for me the last couple of years and I loved his 69 and under date night show. If you go and share a bad dating story, I’d love to hear it! I put mine in about the time I went on a first date with a guy who went on a 15 minute rant about hating tattoos on a woman… While staring at my big chest piece *eyeroll*.

Dr Kate Stephenson was giving one of the lectures in the Underground Lectures series of shows and hers was all about the history of sex in Edinburgh including of course a look at sex work which I loved hearing about! I would totally recommend looking up Ranger’s impartial list of ladies of pleasure if you’re interested in the history of sex work in Edinburgh and seeing what has (or hasn’t) changed in the 249 years since it was published. Another sex themed show was about Katharyn Henson’s time working as the manager of a sex dungeon in NYC. I loved this show and whether you’re interested in BDSM or not, I think if you’re reading this blog, it’s one to check out :).

I’ll wheesht for now about shows and my next blog will be all about my London trip to give you a break from festival ramblings ;). But if you’d like to chat to me about Fringe shows or have any recommendations, do drop me a message because I’d love to hear them! And if you’d like to treat me to a show you can tip me through AW or you can even take me to one. Check out my tab on my profile dedicated to Fringe dates for inspiration!

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

PS if by some happy accident Huge Davies ends up reading this, I loved your show and you’re my absolute Fringe crush this year! I would totally recommend checking him out for musical comedy fans.

Saturday, July 20th 2024

Holidays and fringe dates :)

So much excitement, so much planning, so many spreadsheets!

Where do I even start with what I’ve been working on since my last blog? Firstly I had a lovely couple of days at the start of the month where two of my besties came for a visit to see comedian Sofie Hagen, drink cocktails on a canal boat and generally chat nonsense for 2 days. It was gorgeous :).

Ever since, I’ve been busy making plans for a wee holiday I’m taking at the end of the month and of course, the Fringe!

You might have heard/read me talking about a trip to London before and it is finally happening! For most of last year/this year, I’ve been trying to organise myself a wee trip south but between the cost and finding the right accommodation, it’s just never come together but I finally said fuck it and just booked something! This trip is more of a holiday than a work tour but this week I finally settled on a wee schedule of attractions for my 3 days and it looks like I’m going to be available in the evenings for some sexy fun. If you’re interested in seeing me while I’m there, check out my profile and get in touch to plan something. If this trip doesn’t work for you, I am hoping to come back in October if I can afford it so keep an eye on my profile!

Now a wee mention of the Fringe! I’m writing this blog in a bit of a hurry because I’m supposed to be packing for a camping trip right now so I’ll write a more in depth Fringe 2024 blog when I get back but as per the last couple of years, I am available to be a fringe date to anyone that fancies some company to see shows! I love the Fringe and I love seeing a mixture of shows although admittedly I am mostly interested in comedy! I’ve had a great time attending shows with folk before and it can be so lovely to share time together like that! Here are a few shows that I’d love to see and I think would make for a fun wee date before we slink off for another kind of fun ;).

Ask a stripper
John Robertson’s The Dark Room - I have been recommended this show so many times, I really need to see it this year!
Dreamgun: Film reads - I’d especially love any of the dates where they are reading Dracula or the Silence of the lambs (7th/8th/21st/22nd)
David Alnwick Necromancer

I already have 33 shows scheduled to see with friends and I’ve a long list of folk I want to see. The target number of shows is 40 this year… If you’d like to help me make it there either by taking me to a show or helping me with my fringe fund, I hope you’ll get in touch. And if you also love the fringe and just fancy a blether or to compare notes over what shows you’ve seen, I’d love that too!

But for now it’s time for me to pull out the waterproofs and get ready for a few days of midges and seeing what the elements have in store… and I can’t wait!

Frightfully yours,
GothHarlotBBW x

Wednesday, June 26th 2024

For my harloteers

Hello my harloteers!

Anyone still upset over the Scotland results or should I not even mention it? Moving on… this blog is going to be a little less sexy than the last one and a bit more administrative. As we approach the end of June, one of the quietest months I’ve ever had, we’re launching into two months where my personal life is looking potentially hectic and as usual, that will affect my availability :).

For anyone looking for touring updates, I had hoped to come through to Glasgow in summer but when I looked at accommodation prices I just could not take the risk of booking it. For now I’m hoping to make it back to Glasgow in September. If you check out the touring tab on my profile, you’ll see my plans that aren’t booked yet but what I’m thinking about. The good news is that I did finally get round to booking a trip to London! I’m coming down at the end of July for a few days and I’ve decided to make this mostly a holiday because there is so much I want to see and do in London! I think it’s at least 11 years since I was last down! I have limited availability for evening bookings while I’m down but I’m holding off before I take any bookings until July while I settle on my own London itinerary. If you have any recommendations, I’m excited to hear them :).

Other than my London trip, July has a few other dates that are booked up with visits from friends, a camping trip and a few other plans that are currently in the works. If you are looking to see me in July, I would definitely recommend arranging sessions in advance. As usual though, if you see my available today/green light on then I am happy to take same day sessions where I can.

Finally, the countdown is on. The programme was finalised earlier this month and I have started making my way through it. The Fringe is back, bebe! Or it will be in August and I cannot wait! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you might like to scroll back to some of my blogs from last summer or the summer before. The Edinburgh Fringe is the biggest arts festival in the world and I absolutely love it. Last year I hit 37 shows and this year my goal is 40! This means during August, I also take time off here and there to see shows. I have friends staying with me for a few nights throughout the month and this all affects my availability so like with July, advance bookings are recommended.

I will no doubt be writing more about the Fringe in the run up and during August, live comedy is just one of my favourite things! If you’d fancy going to a fringe show with me, I would absolutely be up for it. Next month I’ll likely post some shows I’d like to go to in case any appeal but I’m also open to ideas from you :). And if you’d like to treat me to shows, the fringe website does offer gift vouchers that you can email me and I can’t tell you how much I’d adore that!

For now, I need to shuffle off to the dentist which I hate but at least there are exciting things to look forward to!

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Wednesday, June 19th 2024

I don't mean to be sexy but...

Writing a blog with the taste of cock still fresh in my mouth and the echo of being told what a good slut I am is my ideal writing condition. I said last time that my next blog might be a bit sexier and here we go… Today I want to talk to you about edging and what cock worship means to me ;).

I’ve always been a bit of a slut. In my years before joining AW and the world of sex work, I like to think I put in the time that led to the curvy cock hungry whore you see on my profile with the skills to make you weak at the knees. My wee tagline on my profile has always mentioned cock worship and after a recent session where I was asked for a long teasing and edging session, I started to wonder where I think edging and cock worship meet.

One of my favourite types of sessions is for you to lie back and let me play with your cock. I want to stroke it, lick it, kiss it, suck it, gag on it, tease it, slowly wank you off while my tits sway, building up the intensity until I can’t help but choke on it some more. I want to touch every part. If your balls are smooth, I want them in my mouth, I want to use my tongue on them and I want to play with them. (But smooth only, hairy things don’t go in my mouth or anywhere near my tongue!) I want to make sure you feel my tongue bar all over your hard cock. I don’t mind if it’s 15 minutes, an hour or more. The kind of session where I get to play and play, only thinking about your pleasure and how close I get you to orgasm and when you’re ready, I absolutely cannot wait to bring you there!

Now you might be reading that thinking that’s a perfectly adequate description of edging and I think it probably is but I’ve only recently realised this because in my head, this is exactly what cock worship means to me! Maybe it’s because my default mode is submissive and everything I describe above is meant with absolute adoration of cock and excitement over getting to please a man until he says it’s time to cum. Whereas I’ve always thought about edging as denial until I’m ready for him to cum while I tease the fuck out of this mystery man in the process. But are these sort of different sides of the same coin? I’m sure I’m late to the party on this or maybe I’m just missing something entirely here, answers on a postcard please.

As I said, my default is submissive and I think that’s always where I’ll be my best slutty self. But do I increasingly have switchy dominant ideas coming into my head? Absolutely. The idea of inflicting pain on someone, beyond a little light biting or scratching, really makes me uncomfortable. And I’m still not going down the road of pegging. But edging and taking control of your orgasm is definitely a playground I want to try out.

If you read this and want to explore a cock worship session with the submissive harlot or an edging session with a more in charge BBW, I hope I’ll hear from you soon. Or even just with what you think the difference is between cock worship and edging. Is what I describe neither?

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Friday, May 31st 2024

It might make you cringe.

Hello handsome, how you doin’?

Rate that blog intro! Where 1 is it makes you cringe so hard you’re going to scrub your brain and soul so clean that the words goth, harlot and bbw never enter them again! Up to 10 where it made you blush and you’ll have a boner the rest of the day :p.

Awkward greetings aside, how has your May been? Mine has been pretty great. A second camping trip of the year, a trip to one of my favourite places, some live comedy and some extra chill time at home thanks to no touring :). I’m sitting with hair dye stewing, waiting for my leftovers to heat up and thought I’d take the time to tell you all about it.

Remember that weekend everyone was going crazy for the sky and posting pictures all over social media for the aurora? I was lucky enough to be camping that weekend near Inverness and we had a pretty great night watching the sky with the campfire crackling in the background. I maybe shouldn’t mention that me and my friend almost forgot about the whole thing until we looked up and tried pointing our phones at it for a better look! The rest of the weekend was fairly chill, a very slow hike and a visit to a gorgeous arboretum. I was a broken woman on Sunday for no real reason, guess that’s just life when you’re 30+ :p.

A week to recover and I was off to Arran for a night with my bestie :). It was their first trip so I got to plan a fun wee taster of the island for our 30 or so hours that we spent there. Brodick Castle Gardens are some of my favourite gardens to daunder about so that was the first stop. A drive around the north side of the island to get a feel for the place. Checking in to our adorable bnb before heading to the pub for food and a lot more drinks than we’d planned for… the walk home definitely took us longer than the walk there :p. The next morning started with a great breakfast and I got to drag my friend up to see one of my favourite waterfalls, Eas Mor. I think being able to stand at the viewpoint and watch the waterfall while looking over the treetops is just one of the most magical feelings (and if that makes you cringe harder than my intro, just wait until I write a blog about tree hugging ;)). A quick stop at some shops before we had a ride in a unimog to see even more of the island before eating pizza on the beach before our ferry home. I know I’m biased but I think I can plan a good trip :p.

Anyway, my leftovers are ready and this hair dye needs to be washed out. If you notice my ears are stained in the coming week, be polite and don’t mention it :p. My next blog might be a bit sexier, I’ve been thinking lots about edging recently. And cock worship and what that means to me. And maybe I’ll eventually get round to booking some more tour dates…

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Tuesday, April 30th 2024

This Harlot's wholesome week off

Hi-de-hi! Look who’s back after her week off feeling all refreshed and ready for shenanigans! It’s me, your (hopefully) favourite plus size gothic harlot!

How do you imagine I spend a week off? I bet it was a lot more wholesome than you think it was you wee perv :p. Here’s how I spent my week…

For my birthday this year, my closest friends got me a voucher to feed the giraffes at Edinburgh zoo. I love giraffes! When I went to the zoo with my friend last year, I was so taken with seeing them that she knew what I was getting for my next birthday and honestly, it was fucking awesome :). I had such a gorgeous time with them, the keeper was amazing and was not put off by my questions and chatter about them! You are given instructions not to pat them and honestly that was pretty hard, they look perfect for giving a wee boop on the nose but I contained myself! Overall, it was a perfect start to my week off to spend lunchtime feeding them and then the rest of the day at the zoo with one of my besties who came for a wee visit. I felt so lucky :).

I’d been swithering over a few nights away because honestly, as much as I love life in Edinburgh, I just need time out of the city and to be more remote! After much procrastination, I finally booked a hire car and decided I was going to go camping in the Borders which I’d never spent much time in before. I ended up in a gorgeous campsite and the extra bonus was that I had the whole place to myself for the first two nights! There was nothing to listen to but the birds and lambs, nothing to see but the cherry blossoms and fields by day and the full moon and stars when the night was clear! It was so dreamy. Add on to that a visit to some gardens, a forest hike, ruins of a castle and two abbeys plus two museums… It was an awesome few days! Sitting next to the fire, watching the sky turn dark across the evening with a cheeky wee cider in hand, that’s a pretty great evening to me. Sure, layering up with multiple jumpers and a hat and gloves to go to sleep in wasn’t ideal but that’s camping ;). And I fucking love it :).

I ended my week off with a gorgeous day spent in Glasgow with another bestie! We went to a witchy market where I spent way too much money, a visit to the Hunterian museum for the first time, cocktails and food and then a new set of nails. It was such a great fucking week and I feel awesome after a wee refresh and some time outdoors doing my favourite things and seeing my favourite people!

After such a wholesome week off though, a girl does desire some debauchery. So who is coming to make this week more about holes than wholesome? :p

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Monday, April 22nd 2024

Touring troubles and a week off!

Hello!

I’ve been a bit behind on the old blogs the past few months and this one is really going to be a quickie. I actually really enjoy writing them when I find the time for it but I definitely don’t have the time right now. Obviously I have things to do that I’ve left to the last minute because why change the habit of a lifetime!

Since my last blog, I’ve been on tour in Inverness and Glasgow. I’ve said it plenty of times before but I love going up to Inverness for tours, it’s one of my favourite places to visit but while I love Glasgow, I just never seem to do very well there and am often left feeling a bit unloved. (I know, can you hear the begging for sympathy :p!) But on these last two tours, it ended up being the reverse!

My Inverness trip felt plagued with problems! Phantom deposits, short notice cancellations, travel fuck ups and 3 no shows in a row on a perfectly lovely day that I would have rathered spent my time daundering about. For the guys that did show, I had a great time and I really appreciate the folk that made the effort to see me :). The way my year is looking and because I’ve been increasingly quiet on my Inverness trips, I don’t think I’ll be back until November. My plans are not set in stone though so who knows, especially if a camping trip brings me back north, I might be able to make a wee detour ;).

Glasgow on the other hand was probably my best tour there yet :). I met some really lovely guys and genuinely just had a great few days and now I can’t wait to come back! Originally I was thinking of December but I think I’ll try and come back in summer depending on how my plans go :). I was swithering over taking a break from tours for a few months because as much as I love it, I want to focus on getting out camping this summer. I’ve said that the last few years and only made it on 3 trips but this year I want more time outside. (If anyone has campsite suggestions or areas to explore, hit me up! Bonus points if it’s accessible by public transport because hiring a car gets expensive!)

Speaking of camping, I’m taking this week off and optimistically thinking I might go camping for a couple of nights. It’s still a bit cold overnight which has been putting me off a little bit but I feel like I really need a few days in nature. When I’m back, I’m going to try and plan what tours I’m doing over the next few months. London is still a plan, I’m just procrastinating hard over accommodation options! There are so many choices!

I guess that wasn’t such a quickie afterall…

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Thursday, March 14th 2024

Procrastination fodder

Ahoy-hoy!

I’ve been trying to get a new blog written for ages and I just haven’t found the time but here I am… So don’t worry, now you’ve got something to read when you’re struggling to sleep tonight or need something to aid procrastination ;).

February felt like it absolutely flew by. And the start of March too! What have I been up to I hear no one ask?! Here’s a wee run down of the main events since my last blog!

My first live poetry show. My first duo with a domme. A hellish train journey from Glasgow to Edinburgh surrounded by drunk folk and having to stand for half the journey. Overnight ghost hunting in the Edinburgh vaults! One bestie visiting for a long weekend. A broken shower. A tour to Aberdeen where I got to see some lovely clients and catch up with friends! My first spa break with my other two besties. My first massage. My first steak. An overnight in Glasgow featuring a visit to an alternative/fetish market, delicious food and more delicious bedroom time ;). Embracing the gym again! A wee issue at home.

When I type it all out like that, it felt like quite the month and quite a few firsts. I hardly know what to write about… What would you like to hear more about in a future blog? I can’t fit it all in here. Or I could but I do try not to make my blogs too long so how about if there is something listed above that you’d like to hear more about, you drop me a wee message and tell me and I’ll make sure to write more about it in a future blog! This goes for anything, if there’s something you’d like to see me write about or share stuff about, please drop me a message because I love hearing ideas! Also, I can’t tell how many (if any) people read my blogs so it’s always nice to hear from folk that do :).

Before I shuffle off to polish my favourite dildo, a quick shout out to any Aberdonians that might be interested! I have some social plans in the granite city at the end of the month and I could make myself available for a session or two. Check my profile for details and drop me a message if you’d like to arrange something :).

And if you haven’t seen it yet, I’m on tour in Inverness this month! Details on my profile. I’m currently thinking about where to tour in April and May and I’ve a wee poll going on my twitter :). That’s it for now though, I hope this sends you off to a peaceful slumber or you realise that task you’ve been putting off isn’t looking so boring after all!

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x

Saturday, February 3rd 2024

Birthday celebrations & an orgasmic overnight!

Did you cope with January? Does it feel like the storms blew you straight through to February or did it last forever and you were glad to see the back of it?

For me, January had a peaceful start and since my last blog, I’ve had lots of fun stuff going on! In my last ramblings, I mentioned I had a weekend ahead of me with friends and the plans were all a surprise for some early birthday shenanigans. It ended up being such a wonderful weekend, just me and my three besties :). We started out with Mexican food and a visit to the Absent Ear in Glasgow for cocktails. I had no idea where we were going when my friend told me to ring the bell and gave me the entry code for the day… but I was chuffed to see where we ended up and we spent the night drinking cocktails before going back to my friends for more drinks and blethering late into the night!

Saturday was for playing drinking games inspired by Taskmaster and Tiktok before a trip to the Glasgow Stand for their comedy lineup. This was honestly the perfect thing for me because this year I’ve decided I want to see more comedy throughout the year (and not just pack it all in at the Fringe in August… not that I won’t still be packing in the Fringe shows!)! It left us with a chilled out (and a little hungover) Sunday. Just a really great weekend with even better company :).

The other exciting plans I mentioned in my last bit of chatter, was my first overnight! For a number of reasons, I’ve never said yes to an overnight before but with this client, everything felt right and I knew I’d love to spend more time with them. He arranged everything from the gorgeous hotel with a bath for me to enjoy a soak in, to dinner and breakfast out. I felt so spoiled and taken care of in all the best ways :). Knowing we had all night to spend together definitely made for some fun teasing and a build up to some intense fun… But I’m keeping all the juicy details for the two of us ;). But one thing I’ll say is that I forgot how great it is to both fall asleep then wake up with multiple orgasms. I couldn’t have asked for a better first overnight experience :).

Before anyone gets excited, I’m not adding overnights to the menu just yet. But I’m happy to cater to longer sessions than my profile suggests if we’ve met before. Just drop me a message to discuss and we can take it from there :).

I want to say a massive thank you to everyone that wished me a happy birthday, gave me a card or a gift, sent a tip and just genuinely anyone that takes the time to read these blogs too! I had a lovely birthday and I feel thoroughly spoiled and I appreciate everyone that helped make that happen :).

I better wheesht now but before I do, Aberdeen I am coming back for a tour! You’ll find the dates on my profile and please drop me a message to arrange a session. I love a wee trip up the road and having not been up since August, I’m hoping for a fun filled week in the granite city!

Frightfully yours,

GothHarlotBBW x