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Monday, September 9th 2024

I Love 'Hanging Around' For Cock!

Whilst I'm quite used to younger guys wanting to meet-up with me as the thought of having sex with an experienced older woman (especially an ex-porn star MILF!) is irresistibly appealing, I do still see plenty of more mature guys who appreciate the finer things in life (like me!) and value the opportunity to spend some time in the company of a classy, sexy & uninhibited female. Of course, one of the disappointing aspects of life that some older chaps find with advancing years is that whilst they still have a head full of horny ideas, sometimes their 'equipment' isn't quite as up-to-the-job as it used to be! I regularly see guys in their seventies and eighties (personally I find more mature men to be stimulating both intellectually & sexually) and I'm quite used to such clients popping a 'little blue pill' in order to be able to 'rise to the occasion' in order to be able to give my pussy a good porking (and Amen to that!)

However, those pills aren't always 100% reliable and they don't work for everybody, so one of my mature clients (Terry - a lovely guy in his mid-eighties who's been cumming to see me regularly for several years) has come up with a rather novel solution - he's invested in a pair of flesh coloured latex pants which incorporate a hollow realistic 'cock' which he uses to fuck me! Terry can manage to get a semi and (after spending quite some time licking me out and sucking my tits) he pulls on the tight-fitting latex pants, inserts his semi-stiff dick into the hollow 'cock' and proceeds to penetrate my cunt with it, just the way he would if it were his actual erect cock. The 'dick' is very realistic (and rather large as I presume he was being somewhat 'ambitious' when he selected the size!) so when he looks down it appears as though it is his own cock that he's pumping in & out of my tight sex-hole. Despite his advancing years, Terry's not short on stamina and of course the latex 'cock' never goes soft, so he gives me a serious pumping with it and (whilst he can't feel much himself) he gets to fuck me and enjoy seeing me cumming on his 'cock' as he pistons it into my squelching fuck-hole! I must admit that it does look really kinky when Terry's pulled-on his 'cock-pants' and I do get off on seeing his 'dick' standing proud & ready for action knowing that he'll soon be fucking me with it. Terry's favoured position is to screw me 'doggy-style' as this affords him a perfect view of his glistening rod disappearing into my fuck-hole between the twin globes of my arse-cheeks as he grips my waist and pumps his tool into my body until I cum.

I was so impressed with Terry's 'fuck-pants' that I've splashed-out and invested in a pair myself, which I'll have available for use by anyone wishing to try them out during future liaisons. I'm also often asked by guys "What if I cum too quickly?" - which I quite understand as the sensation of having your stiff cock buried balls-deep in a hot-bodied ex porn-star MILF can be somewhat overwhelming! Well it occurred to me that these pants would also be ideal for a chap to wear to pork me before he does so with his rea dick, thus extending the pleasure for us both - I'll keep you posted on how that goes.

My Movie Gallery continues to be as popular as ever, with randy chaps watching me having kinky sex with well-hung guys and wanking themselves off many times every day. However, I'm often asked why I don't upload many new videos nowadays and the answer is simply that I'm concentrating more on producing Fem-Dom themed content for my 'Mistress Carly' Dominatrix persona, in which I use & abuse submissive men for my amusement (including using their erect cocks as human dildos for my pleasure!)

To round-off, I'll just remind you that it's not too late to treat yourself to an al-fresco fuck before the summer finally fades away. I've enjoyed some seriously good sex in my outdoor 'Sex-Sling' of late (see photo'). Chaps seem to like it as it's at the perfect height for me to lie back naked and present my pouting sex-hole to receive a kneeling gent's oral attentions, which generally seems to get us both in the mood for some energetic cock-in-cunt action! All a chap has to do once he's worked me into a froth with his tongue, is stand-up and slide his throbbing tool balls-deep straight into my tight, hot little quim and piston his stiff rod into my body as I lay back suspended with my thighs splayed wide and enjoy fucking me 'til we both cum! Another advantage of being suspended in mid-air is that it leaves a guy's hands free to grope my tits as he fucks me and the slight swinging-action means he can bang me really deep & hard - I love it!

Of course, this being Britain, mid-September means we're rapidly approaching autumn, so if you fancy having me suspended in mid-air ready for you to enjoy (just as in the picture) I'd advise you to 'cum & meat me' soon before al-fresco fun is relegated to the sidelines until next spring!

Toodle-Pip!

Monday, September 2nd 2024

Fancy A Champagne Fuck In My Sex-Sling?

I'm still making the most of the summer weather (whilst it lasts!) with plenty of al-fresco fucking in my secluded garden and my 'sex-sling' has been seeing lots of use of late as chaps seem to enjoy porking me in it every bit as much as I get off on it too! My 'sex-sling' is a leather 'sling' which I suspend on chains from my pergola that affords me the opportunity to lie back and present my pouting sex-hole to a gentleman at the perfect height for both enthusiastic tonguing and energetic pumping with an engorged cock!

One of my long-time regular visitors (Rob') had seen my earlier Blog entry inviting chaps to cum & film horny scenes with me and had also read my last video upload in which I demonstrated my 'Champagne Shower' idea, so came-up with the idea of combining both aspects into one horny liaison. Rob' bought with him a very nice bottle of chilled Veuve Clicquot Rose Champagne and explained what he had in mind whilst we enjoyed the glorious sunshine in my garden when he arrived. I was wearing one of My minimalist 'Wicked Weasel' bikinis whilst Rob's had stripped-off almost as soon as he'd arrived and was sitting naked with a stonking stiffie (well I say naked...he was wearing a bright yellow silicon cock-ring which he'd slipped around the base of his cock & balls that made his erection & balls look really f*cking sexy!) I'd already set-up my sex-sling at Rob's advance request, so, after giving his throbbing stalk a good suck (I just couldn't resist!) I led him across my garden to where my sex-sling was waiting. I slipped off my bikini and settled back naked with my ankles in stirrups to splay my thighs wide, exposing my shaven cunt for Rob' to enjoy.

Rob' popped the cork off the Champers and began to pour the chilled fizzy liquid all over my body. The cold sparkling liquid made me gasp with pleasure and Rob' immediately set about sucking & licking it off my tanned 36"DD breasts before pouring some over my cunt and turning his attentions to licking it from my most intimate little place. The combination of the cold fizz coupled with Rob's hot mouth & tongue working eagerly at my tits & cunt felt so good - I almost came off on his face right there & then! The sensation of licking expensive Champagne off my tanned naked body seemed to be doing it for Rob' too, as he soon set the bottle down and positioned his throbbing tool against my pouting opening before gripping my thighs and thrusting himself into me. I gasped as his thick meaty shaft stretched my cunt but then just lay back and enjoyed the sensation of Rob' pumping his tool into me with long slow strokes, gradually building up the speed & intensity until he was fucking me like a true porn-star! Rob' had to pause a couple of times as I could tell he was on the verge of unloading in me (and he'd already asked if he could finish off on my face - to which I'd agreed). I must admit that I was in absolute Heaven - lying there suspended in my sex-sling, covered in Rose Champagne with Rob's gorgeous thick cock being stuffed unrelentingly balls-deep into my hot little sex-hole!

After probably twenty minutes of banging me in my sex-sling, I led Rob' across to my garden boudoir (with wobbly legs from the shafting he'd just given me!) and rode his cock for a while so he could suck my big tits as they dangled in his face, until I could tell he was ready to squirt. I rolled over onto my back so that Rob' could kneel and finish himself off by hand in my face as he'd said he wanted to. Once he'd milked his balls off into my face & mouth I was ready for what I know Rob' likes to do to round-off a liaison and we enjoyed a long spunky kiss (Dirty!)

Now if you enjoyed reading about what Rob' & I got up to, you can go one better and actually see it, as we filmed the whole thing and the pic's & video are available for your own delectation & delight in my Movie & Private Pix Galleries! If you fancy fucking me al-fresco in My sex-sling and/or licking chilled Champagne off every inch of my naked body, then get in touch soon to arrange an appointment as we're into September now and who knows when the balmy summer weather will finally give way to autumn and al-fresco fun will be on the back-burner until next spring. And if you want to film it with me, then that can be arranged (see my profile for details).

Right, that's all for now but I'll sign-off with a horny still from the video of Rob' porking me in my sex-sling. Squeak soon!

Monday, August 26th 2024

Carly's Champagne Shower

With the steamy summer weather continuing, my solar-powered outdoor shower has been seeing plenty of use as when a randy guy & I work-up a sweat fucking al-fresco in my secluded garden, we can hop under it naked together to cool off - although the sight of my wet naked body strangely seems to have a stiffening effect on most guy's cocks, so further energetic pussy-porking generally seems to ensue soon afterwards (not that I'm complaining of course!)

However, one randy guy (Alex) this week came up with a twist on that idea, when he arrived with a bottle of extremely expensive vintage Champagne housed in its' own cooler-bag to keep it nicely chilled. He explained that it wasn't for drinking - he had the idea of pouring the entire bottle over my body as I lay naked in my garden, then set about licking it all off - making sure he lapped-up every drop from all the little nooks & 'crevices' that it had found it's way into! I must say, the sensation of having chilled Champagne poured over my body in the hot sun was pretty exhilarating - and the feeling of Alex's tongue flicking & probing across every inch of my body was a real turn-on. I can only think that quite a lot of the golden liquid had somehow found its' way into my cunt as Alex seemed to spend quite some time down there, licking & sucking eagerly at my succulent little slit! The act of licking all that liquid off my naked body seemed to do it for Alex too as by the time he'd finished, his cock was stiff as a school ruler and he wasted no time in sinking it balls-deep into my hot little hole and pumping me to an extremely sticky climax - lovely! If you fancy doing the same as Alex did, then let me know and I'll have a bottle of chilled fizz in the 'fridge in readiness (although if you'd like it to be vintage Champagne, I'll ask you to bring a bottle along with you).

Being a Bank Holiday I've decided to forego the opportunity to sit in a traffic-jam somewhere and have opted to undertake a shoot for Giantess Productions at my place instead. They've been asking me for ages to shoot for them but my diary has always been so full (nice problem to have I guess?) so when the option to shoot on Bank holiday Monday cropped-up I decided to go for it. It's a weird & wonderful fetish involving the viewers imagining that they are a tiny little person being 'played with' in various ways by a giant woman - possibly being pushed up my cunt or even having me 'eat' them! Bit strange but hey...each to their own and I'm looking forward to the shoot as it's certainly something a bit 'different' from the general day-to-day stuff!

It did occur to me that I could make my Champagne Showers even hornier by having a 'Buff Butler' (ie: a naked fit guy) on hand to serve Me in my garden. The pay wouldn't be good but the perks could be extremely tempting! Perhaps I should place a Wanted card in my local newsagent's window to see if there's any volunteers who might be interested in the vacancy?!

Thursday, August 15th 2024

'Sloppy Seconds' Anyone?

Phew! The summer's finally arrived, so my tiny 'Wicked Weasel' micro-bikinis have been seeing plenty of use as my favoured outfits for welcoming chaps of late - although I've also had several request for me to be 'Nude on Arrival' whereby I open the door to greet a guy totally naked (apart from stilettos). I love the look on a guy's face when I do, as their jaw inevitably drops as they take in the sight of my tanned 36"DD tits and smooth-shaven cunt, knowing that they'll be enjoying those delights with their hands, mouth & stiff cock very shortly! In this weather, that outfit choice definitely meets with my approval, I can assure you!

It seems the balmy summer weather has been raising guy's temperatures in more ways than one, as this past couple of weeks have seen my inbox being flooded (oo-err missus!) with all manner of kinky requests - not that I'm complaining of course!

Entries for my 'Sticky Tits Pix' keep cumming (literally, all over my tits!) with most 'gentleman callers' eager to want to chuck their hat in the ring (or rather, chuck their dirty man-muck all over my chest!) so I'm loving having load after load of thick ball-syrup sprayed all over my breasts!

I've also been providing a steady stream of personal 'Dick-Rating' video messages from guys who want me to appraise their stiff members and describe to them in great detail what I'd like to do to/with them - so that's always lots of fun and of course, I get to peruse lots of Dick-Pic's of guy's erect tools, so what's not to like?!

However, as the temperature rises, it seems guy's kinky ideas also go into overdrive as some of the 'special requests' I've encountered lately have been even more weird & wonderful than usual! First-up, I get lots of requests from guys who want to be tied-up & used as a sex-toy and, given that my 'Cougar MILF' role-play entails just that, I guess it's really hitting a spot with guys who like the idea of being tied to my bed so that I can basically do whatever I want to them whilst they are powerless to resist! I really get off on that scenario, so I've enjoyed some downright dirty 'Tie & Tease' sessions of late (I can't believe sometimes that I get well paid to basically just use guy's stiff cocks for my own pleasure!). To this end, I've now fitted wrist & ankle-cuffs to the day-bed in my outdoor boudoir, so al-fresco Tie & Tease fun can now ensue! So, if you fancy the idea of being tied naked to the bed in my secluded garden, ready for me to totally use you for my pleasure, then I'd advise you to arrange it soon, as autumn is fast approaching and before we know it such fun & games will be relegated to the indoors again.

Somewhat more surprising, is that I'm being asked again & again by guys to be 'pegged' (ie: having me fuck them with a strap-on) as this used to be something that only really took place as part of a Fem-Dom session. I'm happy to oblige as long as it's part of one of my role-play scenarios with me playing the part of a sexually demanding Boss, Sex Therapist or Cougar MILF and of course, I have a range of 'pegs' (strap-ons) available in varying sizes from 'Beginner' to 'OMFG!' I'm not quite sure why this is becoming more sought after by guys but can only perhaps put it down to them seeing it cropping-up on the porn sites and thinking that they want to give it a go? I've had the pleasure of popping a few guy's anal cherries so far and yes, I'm always gentle in my approach to such activities...well, to begin with at least! (lol)

Even more startling, is how many guys have sked me to arrange for them to suck another guy's cock, as this used to be a very rare request but crops-up fairly often now! It's something I certainly can arrange as part of a Fem-Dom session in My playroom whilst in my Dominatrix alter-ego of Mistress Carly and I even have a purpose-designed 'Glory-Hole' in which I can secure a guy kneeling with his face in front of a hole in the tiled wall, through which an anonymous guy's cock will then appear so that he can suck it off to full completion in his mouth whilst I watch & direct the proceedings, even holding the cock-sucker's head in pace as the stranger spunks in his mouth, so that he has no choice other than to swallow every drop of the thick pungent liquid as it pumps into his mouth. I must admit that it's really horny ordering a guy to suck-off a stranger in my Glory-Hole (It always gets me moist) - especially if it's the very first time he's done so.

As if that wasn't kinky enough, a couple of days back I had a special request from a guy who wanted to experience 'sloppy seconds' - ie: to 'enjoy' me immediately after I'd been fucked and filled with spunk by another guy (Ooooh, V horny!) Well I didn't need asking twice on that front, so once an appointment had been confirmed, I arranged for a good friend (Joe) to visit me just a few minutes before the client (Harry) was due to arrive. I took Joe straight into the bedroom & spread my thighs wide so that he could penetrate me immediately and after just a couple of minutes of vigorous pumping he was unloading heavily inside me. Joe left straight away and I lay on the bed with his full load inside me and rang Harry to tell him I was ready for him to arrive (he's already visited me a couple of times previously and was waiting in his car just up the road). Joe had left the door ajar, so Harry was able to let himself in and came straight up to the bedroom to find me lying on the bed with my thighs spread wide and the sight of Joe's thick cream slowly oozing from my freshly fucked cunt. "Fuuuucking hell!" Harry groaned and (after taking a snap of the spectacle that beheld him on his 'phone - for future wanking fodder, no doubt) he dropped to the bed between my thighs to push his face into my sticky sex-slit, probing my goo-filled fuck-hole with his tongue as he gurgled sounds of obvious appreciation. It did feel f*cking horny having my sperm-filled sex-hole deep-probed by Harry's eager tongue as he spread me wide open with his thumbs to gain maximum access to my extremely slimy sex-slit, licking-up Joe's fresh cum as it continued to dribble out from inside me in thick globs!

If you're wondering if Harry then fucked me whilst I was still full of Joe's cum...well, does a bear sh*t in the woods? He most certainly did (although he didn't last long - maybe twenty urgent pumps or so before he 'went off') but he said afterwards it was the horniest fuck he'd had, it being a long-held fantasy to fuck a woman immediately after she'd been used by another guy. It's a strange one that's for sure but not something I haven't cum across (and done) before. It was a pleasure to help Harry finally realise his fantasy (I must admit that I found it quite a turn-on myself) - and Joe was happy too as he got a free fuck!

In something of a contrast (but equally just as horny) I had a meeting just yesterday with a guy in his seventies (Alan) who wanted nothing more than for me to 'smother' him by sitting on his face whilst he lay naked on my bed, so he could wank his cock whilst tonguing me. He was pretty good at oral to be fair and I actually came off twice on his face in the half-hour or so I was sat on his face - and he was vigorously wanking his stiff dick the entire time. I soon cottoned-on to the fact that he got even more excited when I rubbed my cunt hard into his face, so of course that's exactly what I did! At one point when I'd been gyrating my bum on his face for several minutes, Alan began emitting muffled grunts from underneath me as he wanked even more furiously. I guessed he was about to ejaculate and leaned forward to dangle my big tits over his swollen purple knob just in time for his hot dirty liquid to squirt all over them, coating my tanned tits with a HUGE load of thick slimy ball-juice - lovely! When he'd finally caught his breath, Alan dressed and left with a big smile on his face, promising to return very soon - so another satisfied customer to notch-up on my bed-post...and we didn't even have full sex!

Right, I'd best wrap-up for now as I have an al-fresco booking scheduled shortly, so I need to slip into my tiny 'Wicked Weasel' micro-bikini in readiness to welcome a horny guy for some open-air fucking fun in my secluded garden. I love the balmy summer's evenings, as I can't think of a better way of rounding-off the day than with a randy guy between my thighs, his heavy balls bouncing off my arse as he pumps me deep & hard! I'll close with a snap of moi sporting one of my favourite 'almost there' micro-bikinis. Most guys seem to agree that it looks pretty good on my hot MILF body and the advantage of being so minimalist is that it can easily be moved aside to permit a gentleman to enjoy the delights it is (barely) covering - in fact I've lost count of the number of times I've been fucked whilst wearing this particular bikini already this summer!

So, if you fancy finding me waiting to greet you for some frisky al-fresco frolics in my secluded garden dressed like this make an appointment soon, as summer will be over before we know it!

Tuesday, July 30th 2024

Carly G's Cunt-Stuffer!

First-up, I must answer a question posed by Vincent from Basingstoke who wanted to know if it's still possible to take my panties away as a souvenir after having had sex with me (something i used to advertise on my profile some time back). Well, Vince, the answer is 'Yes' - as long as you note 'Panties please' on your Booking Request, I'll be wearing a pair of lace thong panties to welcome you when you arrive so that you can enjoy sliding them down my tanned thighs before I spread said thighs wide to allow you full & unfettered access to my succulent sex with both your tongue & stiff cock. Then once you've fucked me, you can stuff those same lacy thong panties into your pocket and take them with you as a souvenir to remind you of the quality time you spent between the thighs of Britain's hottest porn-star MILF (just don't let your wife/girlfriend find them, or that will take some explaining!!)

Another question I was asked this week by a 'gentleman caller' (who had just dumped his dirty fat all over my chest) was "Why does it turn you on having guys spunk on your tits?" Well, I must confess that my absolute favourite place to feel a guy squirt his load is actually deep inside my cunt whilst he's fucking me - you just can't get any more fucking horny than that (and I love seeing the look of pure pleasure on a guy's face as he unloads heavily inside me). However, whilst I love feeling a guy's stiff tool pulsating in my cunt as he fills a condom inside me, I'd much prefer to feel his sperm flooding me for real whilst being fucked 'bareback'. Of course, this isn't generally possible due to obvious health reasons, so for me the next best thing is for a guy to empty his fat hairy sack all over my firm 36"DD tits so that I can enjoy seeing just how much hot spunk he's produced for me.

I guess it stems from the fact that I was naturally quite small-breasted (a 32"A cup) but I always envied girls with big 'sex-tits' that seemed to attract guy's attention. So, when I decided to get into the adult movie industry, I knew I had to get some 'sex-tits' myself if I wanted to be successful. I didn't have a whole lot of cash, so I started having sex for money in order to raise the necessary funds (@£4k) back in 2002 for my 'sex-tits' silicon implants. I looked very young back then with my slim girlish body and small tits, so my clients tended to be older 'dirty old men' who got off on the idea of fucking a girl who looked younger than she actually was - and luckily, the idea of being 'taken advantage of' by (much) older and particularly unattractive/overweight guys was a big turn-on for me so it worked on all levels!

It didn't take me too long to save-up the requisite four-grand for my boob-job op' by spreading my thighs and ever since I had my 'sex-tits' installed I've loved showing them off at every possible opportunity. I guess an extension of this is seeing how much guys seem to love them too and the ultimate compliment for me is for a guy to want to finish off all over my breasts - the heavier the better (God only knows how many litres of fresh sperm I must have had squirted onto my tits over the past twenty years!)

Now onto the titular aspect of this blog entry - fair warning that I've added a really hot video to my Movie Gallery for your delectation & delight! Entitled "Carly's Cunt-Stuffer" it features moi literally stuffing my hot little fuck-hole with a huge handled-dildo - and making myself cum in the process. The fact that I decide to use the spunk from a used condom as 'lube' only adds to the kinkiness and (as is perfectly obvious from my reactions on-screen) I really enjoyed shooting the video! It was actually commissioned as a Custom Video for an anonymous guy (Brian) who sent me a condom that he'd wanked himself off into whilst watching some of my XXX videos - dirty boy! He said he'd love to watch me fucking his sperm into myself with a BIG dildo and as I thought that sounded pretty damned fucking horny, I was only too happy to oblige. The video came out so well that I thought you might all enjoy watching me put my favourite 'Cunt-Stuffer' dildo to use on myself, so it's available in my Movie Gallery for your viewing pleasure (but be sure to have some tissues handy as you'll definitely be needing them!

And don't forget - if you've got a kinky idea in mind that you'd like me to shoot for you as a custom video, do let me know as I love all the downright dirty & highly imaginative ideas you horny guys come up with to see me do. Or if the idea of shooting a XXX video with me in person appeals to you, then check-out my profile for details of 'shared-content' shoots.

Right, must wrap-up for now as I have a 'gentleman caller' due soon, so I'll undoubtedly be getting my cunt-stuffed full of real man-meat shortly (lovely!) I'll sign-off or now with a snap from my aforementioned video but be sure to treat yourself to ten minutes of titivation by enjoying the full uncensored video of me fucking Brian's spunk into myself with My cunt-stuffer dildo - and do feel free to 'enjoy yourself in a gentlemanly way' whilst doing so as I really get off on thinking that guys are wanking-off whilst imagining fucking me - there's no bigger compliment as far as I'm concerned!

Monday, July 22nd 2024

Cum & Shoot a XXX Video with Carly G!

I must get asked the question: 'Can we shoot some content together?' at least two or three times every week and, having looked at my extensive Movie Gallery of uber-kinky scenes, I can understand why guys love the idea of getting down & dirty with me on-camera and then find it horny knowing that other guys are watching (& wanking) over the hot sex we've had.

So, I've decided that I'll be willing to shoot horny sex scenes with guys on a 'shared-content' basis, whereby we both get to use the resulting video on our profiles but only on certain conditions - which I have detailed under the 'Filming/Video' tab on my profile.

So, if you think you're a budding porn-star and fancy making yourself a show-reel, then you could do a lot worse than make your debut in front of the lens with Britain's hottest porn-star MILF, who will be able to bring her wealth of experience to show you how to perform on-camera. Equally, if you just find the prospect of having sex with a hot MILF in front of a camera so that you can watch it back later and wank yourself senseless as you relive the experience, well you know where to cum...all over my 36"DD tits in a big close-up shot preferably!

Check-out the 'Filming/Video' tab on my profile page for all the info' and I'll very much look forward to hearing all about what filthy things you horny guys have in mind to do with me for others to enjoy watching very soon!

To kick-off proceedings, one of my regular 'gentleman callers' (the lovely Rob' from Hampshire, who likes nothing better than to get naked with me in my secluded garden as often as possible during the summer months) said he'd be up for filming us fucking al-fresco, so that's exactly what we did when he visited me on Friday - which coincidentally just happened to be the hottest day of the year so far! Rob' availed himself of my 'Champagne & Caviar' offer and licked said delicacies from both my tanned tits and peachy cunt - which was all duly recorded on my camera-phone. We then moved to my egg-chair where Rob' expertly tongued my sex-hole and made me cum on his face before he thrust his stiff tool into my now sopping wet little slit and banged me deep & hard. Finally, we retired to my garden boudoir where I rode Rob's throbbing stalk until he was ready to squirt, at which point he finished off all over my tits (his thick white gloop did look rather nice splattered all across my golden brown globes!). We both had an extremely enjoyable time filming the action and the resulting video is already available in My Movie Gallery for you all to enjoy. I've sent Rob' a copy of course and he'll undoubtedly be watching it back & wanking his seemingly always stiff cock during the dark & cold winter's evenings as a fond reminder of our afternoon spent fucking in the summer sun.

You'll also notice that my Movie Gallery is sporting another new upload - being a video clip of me sucking off a chap who was eager to enter my 'Sticky Tits Pix' contest. There's nothing I love better than having a guy pump his hot seed all over my tits and (as luck would have it) it seems that most guys are only too eager to oblige, given the opportunity to do so! I'm looking forward to having hot dirty load after hot dirty load sprayed across my breasts this summer. So, don't miss out - cum and add your contribution - the more the merrier (or certainly the 'stickier') as far as I'm concerned!

Here's a still from the video Rob' & I shot together showing me leading him (by the stiff cock!) down the garden to my day-bed after he'd tongued me to a climax on his face, as I was gagging for him to fuck me and just couldn't wait any longer to have his meaty tool inside me! Why not cum & let me lead you astray in a similar fashion - and do check-out those horny new additions to my Movie Gallery in the meantime.

Friday, July 12th 2024

It's Cumming Home!

And we're off! The first entries are in for my 'Sticky Tits Pix' contest which I'll be running until the end of the summer (31st August) with a prize on offer of a free hour booking with me for the most impressive load being squirted across my firm, tanned 36"DD tits between now & then.

First up was a lovely chap called Aiden (who I'd not met before) that came across (literally!) my 'Sticky tits Pix' contest in my blog and decided he'd like to have a go at winning the prize. So, he duly arranged an appointment a couple of days ago and confided in me that he'd abstained from ejaculating for the few days since he made the booking, to ensure that his sack would be fully-charged ready to paste my breasts with a copious quantity of thick white ball-syrup. And, I'm pleased to report, he certainly didn't disappoint! (see attached pic'). I loved watching (and feeling) his hot cream splashing across my baps as I squeezed them together to receive his full load and by the time he'd milked the last drops from his meaty shaft, my norks were well & truly smothered with fresh sticky sperm - lovely!

So, reckon you could beat Aiden's offering? Well, you are cordially invited to 'cum' & have a go! I've also had a few questions regarding the rules of the contest, so I'll answer those now:

Steve asked if there's a limit to the amount of entries and the answer is no, if you can spunk over my tits, two or three (or more!) times during a visit, each load can be photographed and entered into the contest as a separate entry, effectively increasing your chances of winning the prize.

Allan wanted to know if he fills a condom whilst fucking me, can he empty the contents over my tits or does he actually have to spunk directly onto them. Well Allan, I'm perfectly happy for freshly filled condoms to be emptied over my tits after sex, so the answer's a resounding 'Yes!'

Finally, Duncan wanted to know if he could send me a full condom through the post as he lives up north and can't visit in person. Sorry Duncan but whilst I quite like the idea of guys sending me their spunk to smear across my tits, the logistics of having full condoms arriving in the post is just not feasible (imagine if one were to split 'in transit' - the postman wouldn't be impressed!)

I'll be publishing more 'Sticky Tits Pix' as the entries cum in and I'll publish all the entries in an online album at the end of August so that you can all vote for your favourite shots. I'm even in the process of designing an exclusive award trophy for the winner which the lucky chap can pick-up when he visits me for his free fuck in September - who knows...it could be you!

Whilst the weather of late hasn't been very 'summery' in the main, I have managed to hold quite a few liaisons out in my secluded garden. One new client has been to see me for an hour three times in the past ten days and has a very specific fantasy scenario that he likes to enact each time with me. He's in his seventies & likes to strip naked and lie on my sun-lounger in the middle of my lawn, then play with himself as I watch out of the window. After a while, I wander out and 'catch' him wanking naked but far from being outraged, I tell him that I quite enjoyed watching him wank and wonder if he'd like to continue doing so whilst I sit on his face. I then slip off the silky robe I'm wearing and squat down onto his face so he can probe the succulent depths of my juicy cunt with his tongue whilst continuing to wank his throbbing stalk. The pre-agreed deal is that he's not allowed to ejaculate until he's made me cum three times on his face. If he does so, then I allow him to squirt on my 36"DD tits as I dangle them to receive his hot gloop when he finally erupts but if he can't contain himself and spunks before I've climaxed three times, he has to pay me a 'bonus' of £50 on top of my normal rate. I have to admit that it's a really horny situation and if you're wondering how the challenge has fared, well I can tell you that he's failed on two occasions, only managing to bring me off twice before he jizzed but on the last occasion he finally managed it, so got to paste my breasts with his thick white seed. I was pleased that he finally succeeded - especially as I was already £100 up from his previous two attempts! He's promised to cum again (literally) this weekend, so I can look forward to either another £50 'tip' or a thick creamy load sprayed all over my tits - either outcome is a winner as far as I'm concerned! (lol)

Of course this Sunday evening is going to be an exciting one as (like most of the rest of the nation) I'll be settling down to watch England play Spain in the Euros final. However, I'll be doing so naked (well, I'll be wearing stilettos and a smile!) as having read my previous blog, a guy has booked me for three hours from 7.30pm to watch the match with him (I guess that'll be enough time if it goes to extra-time and just about cover it if we end-up in a penalty shoot-out!) He (Jason) made me a very tempting offer of my usual rate for the three hours (£500) plus a £50 bonus for each goal England score and a further £200 bonus if we win the match! So, I could be in for quite a lucrative evening if all goes well! Jason wants me to sit astride his stiff cock, slow-fucking for most of the game as he really fancies the novelty of being able to tell his mates when the Euros 2024 comes up in the future that he watched the final whilst up to his nuts in a hot-bodied naked MILF porn-star! God! Blokes and their bragging rights eh? He's even got this (admittedly somewhat arousing) idea that if it goes to a penalty shoot-out, he wants to be porking me doggy-style in front of the TV as the penalties are being taken and wants to try & ejaculate up me just as the winning (hopefully England!) penalty goes in! (I'm starting to think Jason probably has a bit too much time on his hands!) Still, it all sounds rather horny to me and could turn-out to be a pretty good earner to boot, so I'm definitely up for it and am very much looking forward to it - cum on England!

Now I guess that's not quite what most of you will be doing on Sunday evening whilst watching the match but here's hoping it's a good game and that England finally do manage to 'bring it home'. Here's that snap I promised you of Aiden's fresh load all over my tits. Think you can do better? Then I'd love you to cum (heavily) & try!

Friday, June 28th 2024

Carly G's "Sticky Tits Pix" Contest

Phew! It seems summer has finally arrived with a vengeance as temperatures approached thirty degrees in the south-east this week! Not that I'm complaining of course as it means I'll be enjoying lots of horny al-fresco fucking fun in my secluded country garden - nice! There's nothing I enjoy more than working-up a sweat in my outdoor boudoir with a randy guy between my widespread thighs - and thankfully my outdoor shower is always on-hand to cool-off under together after a particularly energetic bout of pussy-pumping!

Now as much as I enjoy getting sticky in the sweaty sense, I also love getting sticky as a result of a gentleman erupting spectacularly all over my body - particularly my firm, tanned 36"DD tits! So, it occurred to me that it might be fun to spice-up my summer sex sessions even more by running a 'Sticky Tits Pix' contest from now until the end of August. "So, what does this entail? Tell me more!" I hear you exclaim! Well, basically, I shall be inviting all 'cummers' to finish off over my tits and then take a snap (on my 'phone) of my voluptuous frontage liberally pasted with their thick creamy goo. I'll then post the shots on my profile for others to enjoy and will hold a vote at the end of the summer in which people can decide which load they think was the most impressive - the winner receiving the award and an invitation to pay me a visit to recreate their 'masterpiece' by squirting all over my tits again - absolutely free of charge!

Of course, entrants can remain absolutely anonymous if they wish, as it'll only be their spunk that is in each shot (unless that like the idea of actually appearing in the pic' with me of course) and I'll also be happy to share the pic's with the gentleman in question once he's taken the pic' if he'd like to have a copy of it on his own 'phone to look back on (just don't let the wife/girlfriend spot it!!) Sounds like fun, eh? I'll look forward to sharing the first images with you all on here shortly and wonder just how much hot man-muck I'm going to enjoy having gents depositing on my breasts over the course of the next couple of months - loads (& loads & loads) hopefully! So, can you 'rise' to the challenge & squirt an award-winning load of hot sperm all over my tits this summer? Well, I'd love you to cum & try and rest assured, I'll be welcoming all cummers!

Whilst on the subject of outdoor sex, my new Egg-Chair has been seeing plenty of action of late as I've discovered that it's absolutely perfect for cunnilingus (that's chaps performing oral sex on me - not the Irish airline!) It's at the perfect height for a gentleman to kneel between my wide-spread thighs and enjoy extended periods of tonguing my deliciously sweet & succulent little sex-hole - which of course I just luuuuurrve!) I have one client (Edward) who is in his late seventies who has taken to visiting me most weekends just to spend an hour of open-air 'Dining at the Y' - which is great as I must admit that despite his advancing years, he's pretty damned good with his tongue (down to all those years of practice & experience I guess). I've lost count of how many times I come off on his face already this summer and long may it continue! He can't get it up any more, so unfortunately we don't fuck but he more than makes up for that with his seemingly ever-energetic tongue. If you fancy eating me out in my egg-chair, I'd love you to cum & do so and see if you can match Ed's skill at giving 'ead!

And if you fancy it, in a few seconds I can unclip my egg-chair from its' stand and replace it with my 'Sex-Swing' which holds me suspended in position with my thighs splayed wide to expose my cunt for a 'gentleman caller' to probe my juicy-licious sex-hole with his tongue - and/or sink his throbbing stalk balls-deep into my hot little slit as he kneels between my thighs. I've enjoyed some really hot pumpings in my sex-swing already this summer and am looking forward to many more!

Finally, I'll round-off with a big 'Thank-you' to another client (Ian) who brought me a really hot outfit to wear for him when he visited me at the weekend. It's an uber-sexy white transparent mesh g-string, bra & backless skirt from Wicked Weasel in Australia. I've got quite a collection of WW attire as they are know for producing absolutely tiny thongs & bras (often in transparent fabrics) which are so sexy to wear - and yes, I have indeed worn such bikinis on public beaches in Ibiza and the south of France! Ian loves to fuck me 'doggy-style' so I know why he splashed-out on this outfit for me. With the skirt being backless, he could do me from behind whilst I'm still wearing it - and that's exactly what he did when I wore it for him in my garden for an al-fresco fuck on Saturday evening. It's a good job the skirt is backless as my exposed bum-cheeks ended-up smothered in Ian's hot gloopy ball-juice when he pulled-out and emptied his hairy sack all over my arse as the culmination of giving me a very hard & deep pumping - lovely!

Ian's outfit is top of my list of horny attire to wear for outdoor liaisons this summer, so if you'd like me to greet you wearing it (as you can see, it leaves very little to the imagination!) just request 'Wicked Weasel outfit' on your booking form.

Right, on that note I'll say 'Ciao' for now as I've an appointment in under an hour, so I've got to pop a bottle of fizz in the 'fridge, put some caviar on ice, shower and slip into that gossamer-thin Wicked Weasel outfit ready to welcome a new client for an evening of filthy fun in my garden boudoir & hot-tub. I'm hoping to be able to take the next pic' for my 'Sticky Tits Pix' contest, so I hope the gentleman is a particularly copious cummer - or has saved-up a particularly big load in readiness for his visit (as many chaps seem to do). We shall see and I still love opening the door to a complete stranger knowing that we'll soon be naked together, fucking - it's a sexual thrill that never gets jaded (and long may that continue!)

Friday, June 21st 2024

Cum On England (And On Carly G's Tits!)

Being an avid football fan, I aways look forward to the World Cup & Euros, so am enjoying getting into the spirit as the current Euros tournament continues to unfold.

One of my regular clients (Paul) told me that as the England v Serbia game was on Father's Day, as a treat his wife had decided to go around to her friend's place for the evening, leaving him home alone with a six-pack of beers to enjoy the match on TV. However, given England's encouraging start which then faded away pretty quickly after they scored, he admitted that halfway through the second-half he lost interest in the match, so fired-up his laptop and had a couple of crafty wanks whilst watching some of my XXX movies (dirty boy!)

It then occurred to him that it would be pretty damned horny to watch the next England game with me (wearing very little) in person, as then he could not only enjoy fondling my 36"DD tits and have me sucking his cock during the match but also a half-time fuck! So, he messaged me to ask if I'd be up for a booking to coincide with England's next match against Denmark. Well, I thought his proposition sounded like an excellent idea - especially when he added that he'd tell the Mrs that he was going to watch the match at friend's house, when actually he'd be getting dirty with me at my place!

So, Thursday afternoon saw Paul eagerly arriving at my place @4.30pm with a six-pack of beers in plenty of time for the scheduled 5pm kick-off against Denmark, but also carrying a bag which he presented to me, saying that he'd bought me a 'little something' to wear for the match. Inside I found a very tight cropped T-shirt in the style of a football top, with a matching pair of crotchless panties - kinky! Once I'd changed into the outfit (and added a pair of stilettos for good measure) I could tell from the large bulge in Paul's jeans that he obviously approved! I suggested that he might like to 'make himself more comfortable" and he was soon sitting on my sofa wearing just a t-shirt and stroking a very tempting-looking erection as I cracked us open a couple of the beer's he'd brought

Paul obviously loved the crotchless panties I was wearing and he took full advantage of the fact that they provided easy access to my cunt as throughout the first-half he alternated between fingering me and fondling my 36"DD tits (the top having long been pulled up to expose them) even occasionally leaning over to give them a suck. For my part, I ensured that Paul's rock-hard cock didn't go short of attention by continually stroking it & squeezing his (obviously very full) balls, which he seemed to quite enjoy.

Once half-time came around, we ignored the pundits' expert analysis of the game in favour of Paul bringing me off on his face by kneeling between my thighs to eat me out through my crotchless panties and me returning the favour by swopping positions so that I could suck him off to the very edge of squirting, at which point I knelt-up and finished him off by hand all over my tits! As a result, I spent the second-half of the match with my tanned breasts liberally smothered with a thick coating of Paul's dirty ball-juice - not that it seemed to put him off fondling my sticky globes and continuing to finger me throughout!

Unfortunately, although England managed to squeeze a draw and a point from the match with Denmark, it wasn't a particularly inspiring performance, so as the match ground to an end I enquired of Paul , "So...do you fancy a fuck?" Paul didn't need asking twice and was soon kneeling between my widespread thighs guiding his girthy rod into the deliciously tight & wet little hole that awaited it and began to fuck me as he groped my still sticky tits. He was soon vigorously pistoning his tool into my squelching fuck-hole for all he was worth, pausing only to ask me to turn around and kneel so that he could do me energetically from behind, only just remembering to yank his glistening shaft out of my squelching sex-hole in the nick of time for his second load of thick white man-juice to splash across my tanned arse-cheeks - Lovely!

I'm not so sure about England's ball-control during the match against Denmark but Paul's balls certainly saw plenty of action and by the time he finally took his leave he'd emptied them twice so I'm guessing there wasn't much juice left in them! He e-mailed me later to say what a great time he'd had (as had I) and is already asking about arranging a similar get-together for the Slovenia game on Tuesday evening (I'd definitely be up for that!)

It occurred to me that if England do go 'all the way' and reach the final, I could maybe arrange a horny Euros Final Party and invite a few randy guys to join me to watch the match live on my 65" screen. I'd wear my crotchless football 'kit' and the attendance fee would include me laying on the pre-match & half-time 'entertainment' in the form of beers, snacks & blow-jobs for everyone - and if England actually went on to win, well, the ensuing celebrations could well become so excitable that a spontaneous gang-bang could ensue (and even if we lose , an impromptu Bukkake with everyone being invited to gather around and wank-off over my tits would hopefully be enough to help raise everyone's spirits and take their minds off the result!) I guess we'll have to see how England progress in the competition first though and then (if all goes well) I'll see if there's enough interest to make the idea of a Euros Final Suck & Fuck Party a go-er.

Right, back to reality! I've a booking shortly and as the weather's so nice I'll be getting naked with a new 'gentleman caller' al-fresco in my secluded garden very shortly. He's asked to experience my 'Carly Cocktail' so I need to get the fizz & caviar out of the 'fridge in readiness. I must admit that having Champagne licked off my tits and caviar eaten out of my cunt is such a turn-on and never fails to get me wet & ready for some stiff man-meat inside me!

I'll close by saying 'Cum On England!' and extend a cordial invitation for you to 'Cum On My Tits' sometime soon. Hope you approve of my 'football kit' (see pic').

Friday, June 14th 2024

Cum & Enjoy A 'Carly Cocktail'!

Hurrah! Summer appears to have finally arrived, which means I've opened-up my outdoor 'boudoir' in my secluded garden and will be enjoying plenty of al-fresco fucking throughout the balmy summer months! There's not much to beat having a horny guy between my wide-spread thighs as he thrusts his stiff man-sausage deep in my hot little sex-hole under the clear blue sky with the hot summer sun warming our bodies - it's so damned horny! Of course, if we work-up something of a sweat together, I have my outdoor solar-shower adjacent, where we can cool-off naked together - and my hot-tub is always on-hand for a relaxing naked dip together with a glass of chilled fizz.

Always looking to provide a truly five-star experience for my 'gentleman callers' I'll be offering a few little luxury extras this summer. First-up is my 'Carly Cocktail' offering which involves me serving Champagne in a rather novel way - as in pouring it over my big firm tits for a chap to enjoy licking off - and/or spreading my cunt-lips apart for said beverage to be served in a similar fashion in this area of my anatomy (very tasty I can assure you!) I'll also have some Caviar in the 'fridge, which can also be served on my tits and/or cunt, so if the idea of enjoying Champagne & Caviar off the most intimate parts of a hot-as-hell ex porn-star MILF's tanned body appeals to you, then I invite you to cum & indulge your fantasy with me this summer!

I'll also have Sangria & fresh fruit platters on-hand for all summer al-fresco liaisons and a selection of cold drinks including 0% beers for those that are driving, which we can enjoy in my totally secluded garden together - naked if you wish! So, if the prospect of sitting naked with me enjoying a cold drink, maybe idly stroking your erection as you ogle my tanned & toned body, knowing that you'll soon be sliding that erection balls-deep into my deliciously tight sex-hole appeals to you...well, you know where to cum (all over my 36"DD tits preferably!)

Of course, to celebrate the arrival of the summer weather, I've splashed-out on a rather fetching new outfit - being a somewhat minimalist bright yellow micro-bikini (see photo') which I'm sure will prove to be a very popular choice for me to welcome chaps to my abode throughout the summer months. It has the advantage of being so small that it provides easy access to all my most intimate little areas, so if a chap has the urge to fondle my breasts or pork my pussy, he won't be hindered in any way, as it can simply be tugged to one side to provide instant access to the delights which said fabric is (almost) concealing!

I absolutely adore fucking outdoors and love the fact that my garden is so secluded as to allow me to walk around totally naked and have sex without fear of being seen - so why not cum & join me for some uninhibited open-air fucking soon? Where else can you lick Champagne & Caviar off an ex porn-star MILF's hot, tanned body as a prelude to fucking her al-fresco? Oh, and if you'd like me to reciprocate by licking Champagne and/or Caviar off your stiff cock before you put it inside me, then just ask as I'll be more than happy to do so.

Right, I have a booking shortly so I'm off to slip into that yellow micro-bikini in readiness. He's a new client, so I've no idea what his cock will be like but that's what I find to be so exciting about meeting with a stranger for sex! I'll hope to be slipping into my tiny yellow bikini in readiness to welcome you for an intimate, five-star sexually stimulating encounter very soon!

Friday, May 17th 2024

Keep Your Dick-Pic's (And Me) Cumming Guys!

Since I offered the opportunity to offer Dick-Ratings a week or two back, I've literally been inundated with guys sending me their dick-pic's - not that I'm complaining of course! Not a day has gone by without me taking the opportunity to settle down with a glass of bubby to peruse the selection of muff-moistening images of throbbing male members that have popped into my Inbox - and I must confess that more than once I've cum across an image that's prompted me to slide my hand down my panties (if I'm wearing any of course!) and give my little love-bud some attention, resulting in some extremely pleasurable climaxes! So, do please keep your Dick Pic's cumming guys and ensure that you keep me cumming into the bargain!

The variety of shapes & sizes that guy's cocks cum in has always fascinated me - and to be honest in my years as an escort & porn-star, I've experienced everything from tiny little old men's todgers to...well frankly HUGE monsters (strangely often black) well over a foot long and as thick as my wrist! Of course, it's not all about size, as shape (and more importantly, what you do with it) are equally as important as length & girth alone - although if pressed, I think most ladies would plump for a thick dick as opposed to a long but thin one, as being stretched by a particularly meaty tool whilst being fucked is a particularly pleasant sensation (well at least it always does it for me!)

However, I love the diverse variety and that's one of the things that I particularly love about meeting with a stranger for sex - until he pulls down his pants, I'll have absolutely no idea what he's packing and I've learned that it's almost impossible to tell from the guy's age or physique etc. just what he'll have hanging between his thighs - and I've been surprised in that respect on many occasions, I can assure you!

I must admit that I do get off on recording personal Dick-Rating video messages for guys as it's quite a turn-on telling them what I think of their 'equipment' - and what I'd like to do with it! Judging by the responses I've had back from the lucky guys who's dicks I've already rated, they seem to enjoy my comments and honest appraisal of their cock, so I guess everyone's happy! I can't quite work-out why women would be affronted by a guy sending them a pic' of his aroused penis but I guess I'm not your average woman and I'm inviting guys to do it, which I suppose is probably a bit different from having one suddenly popping-up unexpectedly in your DM's!

Last weekend, the lovely Rob' from Hampshire sent me a Dick-Pic' for me to rate and I thought it looked pretty tasty (I think it came in just after I'd finished a particularly energetic booking, so caught me in a horny mood) so I sent him back a pretty raunchy video message detailing exactly how I'd like to feel him pumping his hard meat into my tight little cunt. I particularly liked the way he'd used a silicon cock-ring around the base of his shaft & balls to accentuate his tackle - and keep it rock-hard! Well, it seems my message was so well received by Rob' that he immediately made a booking to cum & see me in person and this-afternoon he was able to take another Dick-Pic' - this time with his stiff tool actually in my hot little fuck-hole! Rob' had told me that with the cock-ring in place he was able to stay hard and fuck for extended periods - and I can confirm following his visit, that most definitely is the case! Rob' gave me such a serious pumping that I'll likely be walking like John Wayne for the next day or so!

So, keep your Dick-Pic's cumming guys and I'll happily keep rating them for you. I'm also happy to receive short (1-2min) video clips instead of pic's of you'd like me to watch you wanking - and maybe spunking, so that I can then send you a personal video message telling you exactly what I thought of your efforts in the most graphic language!

I'll sign-off for now with Rob's Dick-Pic's - the first is the one he sent me to be rated and the second is the shot he took of him sticking his stiffie up my cunt when he visited me earlier. Reckon your cock would look as good with my cunt wrapped around it?!

Thursday, May 2nd 2024

I'll Rate Your Dick - You Cum & Rate My C*nt!

Something of a new phenomenon of late is that I've been increasingly asked for 'Dick-Rating' video messages. For the uninitiated, this involves a chap sending me some pic's of his errm...'private parts', upon receipt of which I will record a personal video message commenting on and effectively 'rating' his penis. Just last week I received four such requests from different chaps, so I've decided to bow to popular pressure and offer a Dick-Rating service henceforth!

I guess I can see the appeal - sending snaps of your cock to Britain's hottest MILF ex porn-star knowing that she'll be perusing them at her leisure has got to be pretty damned horny in itself, but then receiving an honest appraisal in a personal video message (knowing the number of stiff dicks I've experienced first-hand in my years in the adult industry) just takes that to a whole new level of horniness! The variety of ratings that guys are looking for is quite interesting too, varying from "OMFG! What I'd love to do with that gorgeous tool!" (and then going on to describe in great detail exactly what I would do with it, given the chance) to SPH (Small Penis Humiliation) where I basically degrade and ridicule the poor chap's cock, humiliating him for being so inadequate and comparing him disparagingly to the HUGE (often black) dicks that I've fucked - both on-camera and just for fun!

Well, just having multiple guys send me hot pic's of their throbbing erections is a pretty damned horny prospect in itself but then shooting a horny personal video describing in great detail what I'd like to do with their meaty man-muscle is guaranteed to get me moist between the thighs! So - bring it on chaps! You can commission your very own Carly G Dick-Rating by 'tipping' me the appropriate amount depending on the length of personal video message you would like - then sit back and wait for me to tell you 'live' on-camera exactly what i think of your 'equipment'. Full details of this exciting new option can be found on the 'Dick-Ratings' tab on my profile and I can't wait for my 'Inbox' to be stuffed full of male (err...I mean 'mail') featuring horny dick-pic's galore!

In other news, the ultra-thin Japanese Sagami condoms I mentioned in my last blog have been going down a storm, as every guy who's had the pleasure of trying one out on (in) me so far has says they're amazing as it feels just like fucking me 'bareback'. Well, I'm all in favour of ensuring that a 'gentleman caller' enjoys his time between my thighs to the max, so I've stocked-up with a bulk delivery of said condoms and am very much looking forward to working my way through them with horny guys throughout the summer months! Want to cum & try one (or maybe several!) out on me for yourself? Well, I'd love to roll one down your stiff throbbing stalk then lie back and spread my thighs wide for you to slide your full length inside my deliciously tight little fuck-hole and enjoy the exquisite feeling of Carly G's cunt enveloping your stalk, very soon! So, why not treat yourself? You don't have to wait for it to be your birthday - even though I'll happily gift-wrap myself for you if it is (see photo').

I guess if I'm going to offer Dick-Ratings, it might only be fair to offer guys the chance to rate my cunt - although I think you'd only be able to do that effectively if you've just fucked it (food for thought...!)

Wednesday, April 10th 2024

0.1mm Thick Condoms - 'Barely Bareback'!

As I'm sure you can imagine, given that barely a day goes by without me having sex with at least one guy (although it's generally two or three and strangely...most guys seem to like doing me more than once during a visit!) I get through a lot of condoms! In fact, I buy them in bulk boxes of 144 and in order to give both myself and my 'gentleman callers' the best possible experience, I've always favoured the ultra-thin Durex 'Nude' condoms so we can both enjoy feeling the sensation of their stiff tool sliding in & out of my tight, juicy hole.

The average condom is around 0.7mm thick (slightly less than the width of a human hair) and Durex 'Nude' are a little thinner @0.5mm thick. However, I've discovered a Japanese brand of condoms that are just 0.1mm thick, so wearing one of these beauties is literally like wearing nothing at all! "But being so thin, are they safe?" I hear you exclaim. Well, the secret is that the condoms are not made from the traditional latex which could split at such thin levels - they are made of much stronger polyurethane, so they're every it as safe & strong as a regular condom - even though it won't feel like you're wearing one!

Of course, this level of technology comes at a price and the Sagami condoms work out at around three times the price of your regular everyday condoms but I want my clients to enjoy the very best (ie: sinking the full length of their throbbing fuck-muscle into my deliciously tight & juicy little quim) so, I've stocked-up on Sagami condoms and shall be looking forward to rolling them down a procession of stiff tools as a prelude to guiding them into my hot little hole for what feels like sex au-naturel (ie: fucking 'bareback'!) These condoms are so thin they are barely there at all, so the upshot is that you can enjoy the exquisite sensation of fucking Carly G's tight MILF cunt almost 'bareback' and blowing your big load deep in my sex-hole but with complete peace of mind - and rest assured that I'll be enjoying it every bit as much as you!

As it's often said - 'The proof of the pudding is in the eating' but when it comes to condoms, I guess the proof is in the fucking, so I invited one of my regular clients to be the first to try out one of these on me and he gave it a definite thumbs-up (or rather 'cock up' - me) when I rolled one down his stiff tool and invited him to insert it in my hot little sex-hole and tell me how it felt. He confirmed that it was indeed 'just like doing me bare' and judging by the copious load of thick white fluid which he filled it with after just a couple of minutes inside me, I reckon he was telling the truth! So, why not cum & treat yourself to some quality time between my thighs whilst wearing one of these little beauties and find out for yourself how good my tight cunt feels wrapped around your dick as you enjoy pumping it into me?!

In other news, Carly G afficionados may well have already noticed that I've uploaded a hot new video to my Movie Gallery in which I talk utter filth direct to camera whilst pleasuring myself on one of my favourite realistic eight-inch dildos. A guy actually asked me to make it especially for him as a custom video to keep him going (or probably 'cumming') until he's able to arrange to 'cum & meat' me for real but I had so much fun shooting it on my 'phone that I thought I'd upload it for you all to enjoy. I had the brainwave of securing the dildo to a mirror which I then squatted over to impale myself on the thick tool, giving some jaw-dropping views of my cunt being stretched wide around the 'cock'. Check it out and if you fancy having me give your cock the same treatment, well make an appointment and who knows, I could soon be sat astride your thick meaty shaft as you watch it disappear inside me all the way down to your fat balls - which you'll soon undoubtedly be emptying in spectacular style as I ride you!

Of course, once you've filled a condom inside me, don't waste that lovely gloopy liquid - why not empty it all over my firm, tanned 36"DD tits so I can enjoy massaging your dirty ball-juice into them? I love having sticky tits smeared with a chap's fresh spunk and (as you can see from the attached pic') they do look rather good covered in jizz!

Monday, April 1st 2024

It's That Time Of Year Again!

With the clocks having just gone forward an hour, I'm so excited that spring is literally just around the corner and to celebrate the fact that al-fresco fucking in my secluded garden is all but back on the menu again, I've decided to offer a free 'Fuck Carly G' voucher to the person who gives me the best reason why they should be the lucky recipient of this wonderful prize! The lucky winner will receive a voucher valid for a free one-hour incall appointment with yours truly and will get to enjoy all the 'activities' that would normally be included in a liaison with Carly G - Britain's Hottest MILF - but absolutely without any charge whatsoever!

So, you have until midday on Bank Holiday Monday to get your entries in and bear in mind that you must be free to cum & redeem your voucher by 9pm on the same day - so please don't enter if you can't do so.

Of course, it goes without saying that I might well be swayed by the fact that you have a particularly large cock and/or are a spectacularly heavy cummer - or perhaps that you are a really long-stayer and/or multiple repeater, so don't forget to include full details in your application of any such abilities!

I'm very much looking forward to having my inbox stuffed full of mail from eager chaps all wanting to put themselves forward for this fantastic freebie, so get your entry in quick and who knows...you could be stuffing my 'inbox' full of your stiff male meat later today!

MIDDAY UPDATE: Thanks for all the very amusing entries from those who didn't twig the date - and congratulations to the three people who correctly spotted my April Fool's jape!