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Friday, December 12th 2014

BIG BOOBS VS SMALL BOOBS

WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS…

..can get a taxi on the worst days
..have a neat place to carry spare change
..have always been the center of the arts (art)
..make jogging a spectator sport
..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
..have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
..can always carry a little extra
..always float better
..know where to look first for lost earrings
..rarely lack for a slow dance partner
..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

WOMEN WITH LITTLE BREASTS…

..don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
..always look younger
..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
..can always see their toes and shoes
..can sleep on their stomachs
..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
.know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
..know that everything more than a handful is wasted
..can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
..can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves
out.

Tuesday, September 23rd 2014

Having Large Breasts:

Here’s a roundup of what readers like best about having big boobs (submitted during our last Parfait giveaway). I hope their stories make you begin this new week with a smile about your own body!

I have trouble identifying with what seems to be the majority of the big bust community: I’ve never had any trouble accepting my body, never wished for a breast reduction or something along those lines. I’ve worn a bra since I was 5, well I don’t think the first garments I owned could be called a “bra” once they didn’t have wires or hooks and eyes in the back, they were more a sort of cropped camisoles that matched some of my panties and were the solution my mother come up with for me wanting to wear a bra. As I grew up I started to fit non wired bras, and then came the time when I finally had something to put in them, something that made them a practical garment rather than only a decorative one, it wasn’t a celebrated moment but it wasn’t a dreaded one either. It was normal. For me to have relatively big boobs was normal. My mom has big boobs, I used to watch my grandmother getting dressed to go out when I was little and she has big boobs too, my aunt has big boobs and my father’s aunt always asked me if I had any boobies yet, up until the moment when it became obvious I did (then she started asking if I had a boyfriend). My point is even with my friends jokes about my big boobs (not mentioning strangers looks and rude remarks since I was 12…) I never really thought they were anything but normal, to me they aren’t big boobs they are my boobs, they grew with me and I never regarded them as anything else than a part of my body. What

I love about them? Everything! What’s not to love? They are the only ones I have. I like that they’re still perky and dread that one day they will not be as perky anymore, I learned to love my big aureoles and my miniscule nipples because I can’t change them and they’re here to stay, I love that they give me a more curvaceous figure and I even wouldn’t mind if they were a little bigger.
It’s pretty simple. I like them because they’re part of me. I have various self-esteem issues stemming from puberty when I was awkward and my weight sat in weird places, but as I’ve grown, both physically and mentally, I’ve realized that I have to have some bits of me that I like which I then narrowed down to my eyes, boobs and legs! Weird, I know. The way I figure it is that if I focus on what I like, then I can slowly stop obsessing over what I don’t like. My tummy is a little squidgy, and my nose is a little big, but I have pretty eyes, great boobs and awesome legs. What more could a girl ask for?

While I’m standing up I can hold my Pomeranian without my arms or hands. He can rest atop my bosom and not fall. And sometimes I wish I had smaller boobs for the sake of certain outfits, but then I remember how flawless I look in even more outfits bc of my chest. I love all the compliments/ jealousy directed my way just bc of breast size and whenever I receive them, I feel so proud! My favourite compliment ever was that I have the perfect body for a pin-up, especially bc it was just so random from a girl in a psychology class. So that’s a reason I love my big boobs (and I’m on the smaller side of big boobdom), I love that they are a random source of confidence, a proud reminder that I have a beautiful, woman’s body. And even when they get in the way during exercise, I still love ‘em.

;What I like most about my breasts is that they balance out my broad shoulders and my large bone structure visually.
◾I most like my 30Gs because they balance my proportions and make my figure pretty awesome.
◾My favourite thing about my big breasts is when I can catch people staring, LOL. It makes me feel great about my body and makes me laug
;My favorite thing about having big breasts is the way that they look and feel in a bra that fits well. They’re definitely one of my favourite features, and I love being able to look good in lingerie, because it really gives me such a boost in confidence. My breasts are proportional to my body size, and I wouldn’t have it any other way!

;I’ve had big boobs as long as I can remember. The first bra I ever bought when my older sister took me out to the La Senza sale was a 32C. Now I’m a 32G/GG. I’d say there are a lot of things I like about having big boobs. Of course my boyfriend is crazy for them and never forgets to let me know that, but they do great things for me too. When I want to wear a body con dress I get a great silhouette because of my big chest and my even bigger hips, and when I want to do cleavage, I really do cleavage! Even better, I can use my boobs as a shelf to keep things on when I need to do something else with my hands, and I can even hold glasses with them or apply my lipstick if I’m feeling a little daring. All in all, my boobs are great.

Friday, November 25th 2011

Christmas Quotes

have always thought of Christmas time as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely.
Charles Dickens

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
Burton Hillis

The magi, as you know, were wise men - wonderfuly wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.
O. Henry

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
Roy L. Smith