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Friday, July 24th 2009

WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A WOMAN H.A.P.P.Y?

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
Further studies are expected.
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

a friend
a companion
a lover
a brother
a father
a master
a chef
an electrician
a carpenter
a plumber
a mechanic
a decorator
a stylist
a sexologist
a gynecologist
a psychologist
a pest exterminator
a psychiatrist
a healer
a good listener
an organizer
a good father
very clean
sympathetic
athletic
warm
attentive
gallant
intelligent
funny
creative
tender
strong
understanding
tolerant
prudent
ambitious
capable
courageous
determined
true
dependable
passionate
compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
give her compliments regularly
love shopping
be honest
be very rich
not stress her out
not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
give her lots of time, especially time for herself
give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
Show up naked
Bring food & drinks
Hand over the remote. Lol........

Friday, July 24th 2009

THE NEXT MORNING.

OMG!,
I AWOKE THIS MORNING & IT TOOK ME A GREAT DEAL OF GOING OVER 'POSSABILITIES' OF WHAT, HOW, WHY, s**t...... (DOCTORS!)

MY WEEKLY GUY FRIEND CAME TO SEE ME, (WHOM IS HARD WORK) Even tho Im Doing V-Little ~ You See Its A Mind Thinkg! (You Get Me?).

I ALWAYS DESCRIBE MY ROLE IN HIM JOINING ME AS 'MILKING'....
'I MUST HAVE GONE THROGH 2-3 POTS OF MOSURISER, CREAM, ECT..'
~ SO BASICALLY I HAD'NT GOT AROUND TO GETTING MORE 'CREAM' FOR MY CERTAIN FRIEND ~ I MEAN 'I DO HAVE A PERSONAL LIFE TOO'!

SO I WAS MILKING THE 'COW' ~ BO TO SPEAK (AGAIN & AGAIN) "MORE CREAM WILL DO IT FOR SURE" HE SAYS.... I RE-GREASE
HIM..... YOU SEE ITS A SPECIAL WAY OF 'WA**ING' IVE GROWN ACUSTOM TOO... SO EASY YET BRAIN DAMAGE!!.....

ANY WAY WHEN I AWOKE THE NEXT MORNING I SCREAMED WHEN I COULD NOT WASH OFF THE 'BRIGHT ORANGE' HANDS I HAD AND COULD NOT WASH OFF ~ FOR LOVE NOR MONEY!

AN HOUR LATER I LAUGHED FOR 'SOME HOURS', MY MAKE-UP RUN ALL DOWN MY FACE, I REALISED ON LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE 'THE CREAM WAS SUN TANNING LOTION' YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT TAKES 2-3 HOURS MINIMUM TO TAKE AFFECT (THIS HAS GOT MY OWN BACK A TOUCH ~ THINKING OF 'MY FRIEND' GOING TO THE LOO FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, ONLY TO FIND HE HAS A BRIGHT ORANGE WILLY!..

I WONDER WHEN, IF MY FRIEND WILL COME BACK FOR HIS NEXT 'MILKING? OR IF AT ALL... LOL...

I WILL LET YOU KNOW XX

LOVE KATT 'MEOOW!......

Sunday, May 17th 2009

MY LIFE AND THE PHONES IN IT Lol.

FOR ALL OF YOU GUYS AND GIRLS IN THE AREA THAT KNOW ME AND THE WAY I LOOSE PHONES IT WILL BE NO SUPRISE TO KNOW I LOST ANOTHER ONE ON FRIDAYDAY LAST.
AFTER GOING OUT TO DO A OUTCALL AT 4.10am I RETURNED FROM THE SAID MEETING AT 6.20am AND WENT ON TO DO A BIT OF CAMMING NOT REALISING TILL LATER I HAD DROPPED SAID PHONE IN CLIENTS CAR ON WAY TO TRAIN STATION, SENT THE GUY A TEXT FROM ANOTHER PHONE BUT HASNT HAD ANY NEWS OF IT SO FAR.

SO YET AGAIN A LOT OF MISSED BOOKINGS AND EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN TOLD TO SAVE NUMBERS IN A BOOK OR ON PC WORDPAGE ALAS NO WAY OF CONTACTING THEM.
WITH TODAYS TECHNOLOGY ITS STILL A GOOD IDEA TO WRITE NUMBERS DOWN ELSEWHERE AS A BACK UP ESPECIALY WHEN GOING TO AN OUTCALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ONE CAN NEVER GUESS HOW A LITTLE THING CAN MAKE IT ALL GO "THE WAY OF THE PEAR" HOWEVER ONE CHOOSES TO DESCRIBE IT.

SOME SENSIBLBLE MOBILE COMPANIES WILL DO A NUMBER MIGRATE SO YOU DONT LOOSE OUT IT CAN BE DONE IN SECONDS SWAPPING ONE NUMBER FOR ANOTHER ALAS THE SAID PHONE BEING ON VIRGIN THEY DONT DO THIS SERVICE.

SO ITS WAIT FOR PHONE TO RETURN OR A NEW CHIP TO GET HERE THROUGH THE POST WHICHEVER IS QUICKER I DONT KNOW.
IN THE MEANTIME ITS BACK TO EMAILING HER YET AGAIN SORRY EVERYONE BUT ITS LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.

Loves Apurrrfectkatt

Saturday, April 25th 2009

MY FIRST STRAP-ON EXPERIENCE WITH A GUY

WELL ALL YOU SEEKERS N SERVERS ON A/W I JUST HAD TO WRITE THIS MY FIRST BLOG TONIGHT OR RATHER MORNING.
I TELL A TALE OF PLEASURE AND WOE TO ALL YOU WHO WISH TO TRY THIS FOR YOURSELF S.

I RECENTLY PURCHASED A PAIR OR LATEX PANTIES WITH IN / OUT DILDOS ATTACHED
ONE FOR MY ENJOYMENT SUITABLY LUBED AND INSERTED INTO MY TIGHT PUSSY
THE OTHER SOON TO BE RAMMED INTO MY COMING FIRST TIME CLIENT.

I HAD NEVER TRIED OR USED ONE ON A GUY AND ALWAYS THOUGHT OF MYSELF AS A SUBMISSIVE IN BEDROOM
BUT THE THOUGHT OF FUCKING THIS YOUNG GOOD LOOKING GUYS ANUS WITH MY NEW TOY GOT MY BLOOD PUMPING AROUND..

I WAS REALLY GETTING INTO PUMPING HIS TIGHT LITTLE ARSE WHEN I FELT I COULD SMELL SOMETHING SHITTY
DID THIS GUY GET OFF ON THE SMELL OF HIS OWN EXCREMENT
OR WAS HE SO NEW THAT HE JUST FORGOT TO VACATE HIS BOWELS.....

IT DIDN'T STOP ME CARRYING ON AND FINISHING FUCKING HIM BUT A WORD OF WARNING
TO ALL THOSE WHO WANT TO TRY THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME, TRY GOING TO THE TOILET FIRST....

STILL A VERY PLEASURABLE EXPERIENCE WHICH I HOPE TO REPEAT VERY SOON
BUT WANT TO TRY IT ON A GIRL NEXT TIME FOR DOUBLE PLEASURE

YOURS KATT ...Lol