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Wednesday, June 29th 2022

Female photographer or help with creating content.

Hello all,

I'm desperately trying to find a female photographer for my Adultwork content. Failing that, is there any female escorts/service providers who would like to create with me? Not together but individually. I've got some great locations and ideas in mind. I'd feel much safer and more relaxed with a woman, plus men tend to go for the same old shots. It's a struggle to find female photographers and sometimes you need more than a selfie stick to get great photos!

I'm in the Surrey area, so Surrey, Kent, Hampshire, Berks and London are all doable.

Definitely no male photographers, sorry guys, it's never worked out for me.

Fingers crossed!

Tuesday, December 14th 2021

Covid Porn

UPDATE 18TH JAN:

What a waste of time this blog was! The day after I wrote it we had a nation wide shortage of LF and PCR tests. It's exasperating!
I would like to reassure people that come to see me with a negative result, so I am still trying to get hold of tests; however, I will only provide one if I am specifically asked to do so. If you are very worried or vulnerable, etc, please don't hesitate to ask me to do one. I cant expect people to test before they come to see me as the tests are in such short supply, but it would still be appreciated if it was easy for you to do so.

Hi you lot! A more serious post..

It's great, this tab comes up on my page as Blog Posts, Erotica and Porn and I'm here about to launch into a Covid speech. Fun times!

I'm posting this today for a few reasons; The most important is that I want to reassure my current and future clients that I am doing my very best to ensure their safety, and, unfortunately to state a few obvious points that amazingly a few people still don't seem to get.

The Omicron Variant is making it's headlines, the Media are having a frenzy, our Government are blundering figures, hospitalization numbers etc; All of this, right before Christmas, when we will be mixing and socializing with our loved ones. Understandably people are nervous, I get it! I don't want to risk catching or spreading germs onto my family or clients either. So, to help you make an informed decision when considering a booking to meet with me, I have decided a plan of action. Hopefully this will put your mind at ease and you can feel safe and enjoy your time with me.

From now on I will be doing a Lateral Flow test every day Monday to Friday. I will scan the test onto the NHS Website and post the results on this blog. I wanted to post two weeks worth of tests onto the blog and update accordingly, but it only allows me to post one photo at a time. I am not at all tech savvy so I will post a screen shot of as many days tests as I can fit on my screen. I can also provide two weeks worth of tests results upon request.

I will obviously test the day before, and on the day of your booking. I will present my NHS pass to you when you arrive, or, if you prefer on the morning of your booking. This test will tell you that I have had a negative result within the last 24 hours of our meeting. You will also have two weeks worth of (HOPEFULLY) negative test results posted on here.

Based on WHO data:

"The incubation period for COVID-19, which is the time between exposure to the virus (becoming infected) and
symptom onset, is on average 5-6 days, however can be up to 14 days the incubation period for Covid is between 2 - 14 days."

As I understand, even if I had picked it up on my way to meet you for example, I wouldn't be infectious. Correct me if I'm wrong?

From now on, I am going to ask that anyone coming to see me has a negative LF test to show me when they arrive, preferably the NHS confirmation so that I can check it has been taking within the last 24 hours. I will ask for this regardless of Vaccine status which I'm not particularly interested in.

I am doing this purely to safeguard myself, my clients, my friends and family. I except that we all have very varied opinions and mixed emotions with regards to Covid. Politics aside, I believe that unanimously we can all agree that we don't want it, nor do we want to risk passing it on. We all want to live our lives freely and as safely as we can.

I hope that people will find this helpful and I am open to your opinions.

I have recently had a booking cancel due to a Bronchial Infection. This particular gent had been looking after his child who he caught the infection from. He had made a booking with me while he was caring for his sick child. He cancelled the day before as he became unwell. I cannot express this enough, please be considerate, please use your common sense! If you are caring for a sick child or have someone within your household who is unwell with a cold, a respiratory infection or Covid symptoms, DO NOT BOOK, regardless of whether you are showing symptoms or not!

If I catch a Cold/Covid/or any other Respiratory Infection I cannot work. I'm self employed, I don't get paid when I cant work. I have Asthma which means that even the common cold will likely lead to a chest infection and a cough which takes me months and months (sometimes until the weather warms up) to clear. A cough these days when you are working one to one with people in close contact is not a good look! A few years back I would have just had to deal with it, but now people are so terrified of catching Covid I don't want to take the risk if I can try and avoid it. To add to that my close family are at the age where they are all in the "high risk" category. Thank you for your consideration.

Please see my latest LF tests.

A little bit about me:
I don't go to Pubs, Bars or Clubs.
I very rarely visit the Cinema or Theater, and I don't suppose I will be for a while yet. Same goes for restaurants.
I do go to Live Music Events, but sadly I haven't been to one since 2019 and I have decided to avoid these for the foreseeable.
I love to Travel, but as above I haven't done and probably wont until it is easier and safer to do do.
I don't like crowded places, I don't shop at peak times so that I can avoid the unwashed masses.
I don't have Children, so you can tick that germ spreader off the list. (sorry parents)
I tend to do all my peopling whilst at work, and at weekends and evenings I like to keep myself to myself.
I am very close to my family and I spend a lot of my free time with them. They are high risk and so they are very careful with the risks they take to.
Most of my time is spent outdoors, with animals and nature.

Wednesday, September 23rd 2020

My Covid Comeback

Hello, hope eveyone is doing well this evening.

As many of my followers/watchers will know, I've not been offering my services on AW since late 2018. My dad became terminally unwell and so i decided to give up work to care for him full time. That period in my life is over now and i was ready to re-list my "services" again when, BANG! Covid. Says. No.

So here i am, six months or so down the line from the start of lock down and I'm wondering how to go about this. I've held off for obvious reasons, but with no end in sight and no employment in my professional field I'm quite keen to get back to it and get my life back on track after the last few years.

Has anyone got any idea's? I want to protect myself, my family and of course my clients, so safety and hygiene is paramount.

In the Holistic field, Spa's and Beauty salons have a set of Government guidelines to adhere to and depending on who you work for there will usually be a set of company rules to follow. I get cc'd into all these riveting emails from previous colleagues and employer's so I'm up to date on that side of things. However, I'm wondering how i can apply it to a more intimate setting without it becoming too sterrile and off putting. Or, perhaps that's just how it will have to be for now?

This is what I'm considering:

Upon booking you will receive the general questionnaire that's been used at the moment. Do you have a temperature, have you been outside the UK, have you been in contact with... bla bla bla. I would let you know to bring your own drink and towel if possible, and of course make sure you arrive nice and clean. I will of course advise anyone with underlying health conditions or weakened immune systems to wait until things are safer.

Upon arrival, hands get sanitized. I will have a clear face shield on. (Who knows it could be a new fetish) Your temperature will be taken.

I'll probably remind you to make minimal contact with things like door handles, furniture etc. But i feel like that's over kill and that hopefully most people will use their common sense.

In the past i used to see between two and four people in a day. I have decided to see how i get on only allowing one visitor per day with a minimum booking time of 90 minutes Lingam Massage.

Before your arrival i will clean all surfaces, door handles, light switches and furniture with a strong anti bac cleaning solution and then air the room properly prior to your arrival.

I want to wear a mask and i would like you to also unless you are exempt, that goes without saying. I appreciate that may be unappealing for some people, i totally understand it's not particularly sexy. My mask will be one of the clear shields you can buy. You can wear what you feel comfortable with and there will be times during your visit where your mask and mine can be removed. E.g when you are laying face down during your massage.

I know everyone has different views and mixed feelings on the guidelines given to us, i defiently do! We've all done our research and a lot of what's been told to us is confusing. There's a lot of conflicting studies and info out there and to a lot of people it makes no sence. I don't feel like any of us truly know, despite our strong opinions. So, for now I'm just going to play it safe for both of us. I feel like we are all just going to have to get on with it and do our best to look out for and respect eachother.

So all that been said it leads me to my final thought. Oral sex. What do i do about that!? I can't help but feel like i am been over the top in refusing that. Some will say i am some will say I'm not.

I would also suggest you disable tracking on your phone when you visit me if you are part of track and trace. That could be an akward one to explain later on down the line!

Ultimately i want you be safe and satisfied with a smile on your face and a spring in your step! I want my guy's to feel safe when coming to visit me and leave without worry.

Thoughts and experiences are welcome!

Lauren xx

Wednesday, October 19th 2016

Professional photographer with an artsy vibe

Hi all! After fighting it for the last few years it would seem i need some professional photos. I am trying to get my own website up and running sadly my normal point and shoot pictures from my phone just aren't going to work. I like to get who i really am across on my profile, and been more girl next door than slutty porn star i feel like the ones i have now portray that pretty well. Most people love them because they are natural, some people dislike them because they are not sexy enough and unprofessional.. mehhh.

Anyway, enough rambling. I am looking for a professional photographer male or female (female would be awesome) with proper equipment whatever that may be. I would like arty, moody, creative photos that are feminine and powerful to reflect the beauty of the goddess energy (too much?). Remember i offer Tantra, so i would need to reflect that as best as we can. I do have some ideas but they are probably mediocre at best! I'm really unphotogenic and extremely awkward, borderline creepy, in front of the camera so be prepared for a challenge. My ex of seven years was a photographer guy, he used to despair of me and hated trying to get a good shot.. haha.

I'm not looking for any freebies or favours. I am not looking for nudes or porn style pic's. I'm not looking for photos taken on beds, spread out on sofas, strategically placed on a widow ledge or bending over a stool etc, (as lovely as they are ladies) it just doesn't compliment what i offer. I think that gets my point across. Obviously it would be good to see your work, hear about how you like to work or any ideas you may have.

Thanks for your consideration.

Saturday, May 7th 2016

Just a quick shout out to all the men i have met

Just a quick shout out to all the men i have met since i started to offer my "services" on Adultwork. I often feel a sense of gratitude towards everyone i have met, and even the not so lovely for coming along to meet me.

When i have a look around on AW and when i first started out in the business i was amazed at how many beautiful women advertise their services on here and figured i may be lucky enough to get a little side line income from it and have a break from the usual 9-5 struggling of daily life.

But you all seem to quite like me, which honestly came as a bit of a surprise. I mean, i don't offer many services, I've got a lot to say for myself, my profile is not all that sexy in terms of info and my pic's are just mehhh in terms of quality and professionalism. But here i am still going strong and genuinely meeting really nice people. Yes there are ups and downs and it can be a pretty stressful "job" but none of that really comes with actually meeting people, it's all the behind the scenes crap most of you don't realize goes on. When I'm actually in the room with my guys it's always a pleasure.

I am lucky that i attract really nice normal chilled out and polite men. I have had one or two odd bod's in, but that is rare, and a few people who can be a little indifferent. But again, it's rare and I'm not particularly bothered by this behavior after all i am dealing with the general public. In this job and my regular line of work i meet all sorts of people, and when you deal with the general public day to day you just have to accept that when you do meet an asshole, that's just where they are in life right now and that their behavior is more a reflection of them than it is of you. When it's all over off the go never to be seen again.

People often say that i must meet some real horrors. I actually don't! I do turn away around 70% per cent of people sheerly based on a sixth sense that i think is heightened from doing this job. I probably turn down perfectly nice, normal respectful gentlemen, but you know safety and time and such.

So i just wanted to give a shout out and a thank you to all the lovely men that i have met over the years, who have decided to come to me and spend their time with me. Your not all as weird or as bad as you often think you are!

Have a lovely weekend and enjoy the sun! I'm off to get some BBQ supplies in before it rains..