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Monday, December 18th 2023

did you know on this day in 2013...

I am not just a sexy kinky naughty chocolate lady, I am also a fountain of knowledge.

Did you know on this day in 2013 The Bank of England announced its plans to press ahead with switching to plastic banknotes, starting with the new Sir Winston Churchill £5 note in 2016. The decision marked the beginning of the end of 320 years of paper notes from the Bank.

I found that fascinating considering we are all being told to use our plastic cards a lot more, so they make plastic money instead LOL.

Plastic conjures up images of fakeness, like fake boobs or fake cocks, dildos and vibrators etc....BUT OH NO! NOT FOR ME!

I am definitely not fake and I definitely do not like fake cocks, I absolutely adore the real thing. A nice clean pink and healthy smooth cock to get my mouth around is my favourite thing ever.

So I will not be asking Santa for anything plastic this year, just please bring me the real thing so I can pleasure it in the best way possible.

So cum and get some plastic free chocolate delight for your own xmas gift to yourself and you will not be disappointed.

love from Nicole
xxxxxx

Friday, July 28th 2023

POST CODES! did you know?

DID YOU KNOW ON THIS SAME DAY IN 1959 POST CODES IN GREAT BRITAIN WERE INVENTED.

How the hell did we find anything before that?

It got me thinking of how important a post code is, almost crucial because otherwise we would just be using pubs as landmarks like in the old days ;-)

The problem with that now is that a lot of pubs have had to close so we would be well and truly up shit creek without a paddle if we were still relying on pubs to find our way around.

Well thankfully my postcode is really easy to find.

AND .....so is my clitoris....so if you call and ask for directions to my post code I will lovingly oblige....but I can assure you that you will not need any directions to find my clit.

My clitoris is swollen with excitement and it is very wet and poking out of my panties, all ready and waiting to be played with, so no post code needed...lol

HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON MY LOVELY LADS XXX
LOVE FROM NICOLE XXX

Sunday, February 19th 2023

2023 IS GOING TO BE THE BEST SHAGGING YEAR EVER!

2023 IS GOING TO BE THE BEST SHAGGING YEAR EVER ....BECAUSE I SAID SO! LOL

I have been in a sex drought for the last 2 years and my pussy is so very tight it needs someone to help make it moist show me what I have been missing.

My desire for cock is sky high and my hormones are raging.

I feel like I am being allowed out to play after being grounded for being naughty for 2 years!

The throbbing i am feeling in my pussy at the thought of getting one of you lot to stick your tongue right inside it is driving me wild,,,,,really really really wild!

I need you, I want you, I desire you, whatever age you are I would love to HAVE YOU!

Whatever your kinks or desires,,,,,I NEED IT!

So as I said before "TOGETHER" we will make 2023 the best shagging year ever!

kisses and hugs and cock sucking from Nicole!

Wednesday, August 19th 2020

discreet house, discreet lady, discreet pussy

So, now we are all trying to get back to some sense of normality after the dreaded Rona19 has surfaced, I hope you are all staying safe and washing washing washing and then washing some more xxxxx It will save your life xxxxx
I am getting calls asking if my location is safe and clean and discreet....and I can promise you it is all 3 xxxx
As am I !!
I certainly do not hang around outside with a bright neon light shouting obscenities at passing gents, but I can certainly shout obscenities in the bedroom if you would like me to xxxxxxx
anyway my point is yes I can confirm it is sooooooooo discreet you may struggle to find me so give me a call and I am better at directions than any satnav xxxx
And you will find my classy, and leggy and sexy body waiting for you VERY DISCREETLY in my discreet and clean house xxxxx
AND my pussy is very discreet, unless you want to cum and lay down with me and untie my sexy panties, then it is there in full view, but in the privacy of our bedroom, not displayed in my window on full view (that is definitely for the Amsterdam ladies, lol) xxxxx
VERY DISCREET AND VERY CLEAN....so rest assured you in very good BRITISH hands xxxxx
love from naughty and very horny Nicole
xxxxxx

Tuesday, August 13th 2019

Naomi Campbell is my sister from another mister!

OR SO MY FRIENDS TELL ME...!...So who is your brother from another mother? - or your sister from another mister? AND are they a celebrity?
I have been told I am so so similar to Naomi Campell that it is really uncanny and now I have seen the proof for myself.
Recently watching the TV and up pops Naomi Campbell talking about how she loves to clean - AND SO DO I !!
She was talking about how she loved Fashion - AND SO DO I !!
She was discussing long hot foreign holidays and how she loved them - AND SO DO I !!
AND THEN whilst I was out shopping for my naughty kinky outfits to entertain you guys in - somebody stopped me and asked if I actually was Naomi Campbell...so now I have proof that I must be related to her (I would love to be related to her money that is for sure) - THE ONLY QUESTION I NEED TO ASK NAOMI CAMPELL NOW IS "DO YOU LOVE SEX AS MUCH AS ME?"
BUT THAT CANNOT BE POSSIBLE AS MY PUSSY IS ALWAYS HUNGRY FOR COCK! (I dont think that question would pop up during a TV interview but it would much more interesting if it did)
SO WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY DOPPLEGANGER?

Friday, November 2nd 2018

ROLE PLAY CAN SPICE UP YOUR LIFE

Role play is great but not everyone has tried it, for many various reasons. Some of you may think that its something you are just not into. But also there are very many of you that cannot approach the subject of role play at home because it is still a little bit of a taboo subject with the good lady indoors.
This is where I come in.!
I honestly think that if role play is introduced into a rather lack lustre marriage it can send your sex life into orbit and beyond.
So I would like to educate all you amazing gents into how this can be introduced into the bedroom without upsetting or intimidating the good lady, because if she is a willing participant, then she will be an amazing participant.
If role play is played correctly you can feel completely free of all the shackles of every day life and forget about the bloody bills and crappy weather and your mind can take you to a purely orgasmic level.
Its not scarey, or something to shy away from.
Its something you need to just say, thats how easy it is, just say!!!!
So call me and mention it and i can put your mind at ease and lead you into sexual orgasmic oblivion that you can take home and carry on spreading the good word.
NAUGHTY NICOLE ALWAYS KNOWS BEST!

Tuesday, February 13th 2018

LEATHER, WHIPS & PVC....do you like it?

ALL YOU NAUGHTY BOYS MUST BE EXPANDING YOUR HORIZONS BECAUSE LEATHER & PVC ARE THE THEME AT THE MOMENT

I have been getting rather a lot of requests that are surprising me at the moment for quite extra-ordinary things......... because its the start of a new year I was thinking you would want to take things quite slowly and maybe build up to Eroticisim.....BUT NO....YOU ALL WANT A BIT OF KINK AND I LIKE IT XXXX
LEATHER IS A VERY POPULAR THEME.....So I would love to know what exactly it is that you enjoy about leather - PLEASE SEE PHOTOGRAPHS......
Is it the smell of leather??????
Is it the texture of leather??????
Is it the feel of leather??????
What exactly is it about leather that gets your cock rock hard???...or is it just because my wonderful chocolate body is squeezed nicely into it?

OR DO YOU PREFER PVC?

I am very curious because it is something i enjoy wearing as you can see.......
BUT I WOULD LOVE TO WEAR MORE LEATHER.......OR DO YOU WANT ME TO WEAR PVC?

I am confused as to what to be wearing the next time you call for something fabulously kinky.....PLEASE HELP AND LET ME KNOW....

lots of love and leather from Nicole xxxxxx

Monday, June 26th 2017

SUNBATHING IS NOT FOR ME BUT SKINNY DIPPING IS!

I love the sunshine, i love to be hot and sticky, i love to wander around my house naked doing my domestic duties and feeling the air between my pussy lips and around my perky breasts but i dont sit out in it......i cant see the point....im already a warm chocolate colour.....why would i want to be darker?....or maybe you want my skin colour to be darker?...i think im dark enough as im a slightly milky shade of dark chocolate....just the right combination i think.

So i dont sunbathe, so what do i do in the sunshine....well let me tell you....! I SKINNY DIP AT EVERY GIVEN OPPORTUNITY - YAY!!!!...

When the sun starts to go down i feel the need to strip off (again..lol) let my curly haired afro pussy feel the freedom of nakedness and then i need to be in water, i need to feel the water slushing around my little pink pussy lips as it tickles my inner thigh....BUT I DONT KNOW ANYONE WITH A SWIMMING POOL....

So i bought a £5 paddling pool from Argos and i fill that up instead LOL XXXXX Now thats a sight for your sore eyes to watch me lay naked in my little paddling pool with my perky tittys poking out of the water and my long legs hanging over the side and my afro-hairy muff peeping out of the top of the water.......THAT IS PURE HEAVEN FOR ME AND PURE HEAVEN FOR YOU TO WATCH....SO WHAT DOES THE SUNSHINE MAKE YOU WANT TO DO????

Tuesday, December 13th 2016

XMAS IS COMING & MY PUSSY LIPS ARE GETTING FAT!

I love Christmas but i know its stressful and i have the best way known to man to de-stress!................. I always find watching some porn is a brilliant way to get rid of all those Christmas stresses and lift the weight of the world of your shoulders so as my title says my pussy lips are definitely getting fat...................just like the Christmas goose.

Ive just brought a load of new porn to my lovely little work place and ive got a new wide screen television on the wall in my bedroom facing directly onto the bed. When im fed up with organising the Christmas shopping etc. etc. i just lay back on my big springy bed............click the tv on...........slip some porn on and lay back with my fingers slowly sliding over my big swollen pink pussy lips...............SO WHY DONT YOU JOIN ME?

WHEN CHRISTMAS IS GETTING YOU DOWN COME AND KICK BACK WITH ME, WATCH SOME PORN AND SLIDE YOUR FINGERS INSIDE MY SWOLLEN PINK PUSSY LIPS.............. I guarantee you will not be stressed anymore ....

HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HOPE TO PLEASURE YOU VERY SOON XXXXXXX

Friday, October 28th 2016

IS YORKSHIRE CLASSED AS AN EXOTIC DESTINATION?

HOW EXOTIC CAN YOU GET? XXXXXXX
I like to say i am exotic as i think my dark chocolate colouring definitely makes me look exotic .......... even tho my facial features are definitely European (i.e. tiny little cute nose and the lips on my face are slim and pink and silky - IDENTICAL TO THE LIPS ON MY PUSSY...!)
I would love to say i am from some exotic shores where there are free growing mangoes and sandy golden beaches with blue skies and tuquoise seas....but alas im from Yorkshire and i do have yorkshire accent..........
I am not complaining as i love Yorkshire and Nottinghamshire as they are my home tho the weather could do with tweaking a bit....
BUT..........because i am black i do get asked a lot where i am from and some people, i feel, find it a let down when i say im a Yorkshire lass BUT THERE IS NOWT WRONG WITH A BIT OF BLACK YORKSHIRE PINK PUSSY.........
so gentlemen you get the best of both worlds with me...........
I look exotic but i can understand your every word as we speak the same language which is always a bonus when you are trying to get your rocks off?!?,,,,,,,,,,LOL
SO DONT BE SHY AND GIVE ME A TRY XXXXXXXXXXXX

Wednesday, June 15th 2016

NEAT & TIDY BUSH NEEDS A TRIM...or does it?

No i havent been doing a charlie dimmock in my garden and attending to my shrubbery, well not in that sense anyway, tho i do like getting my hands dirty hahaha.
I just wanted to let you know that i havent attended to my personal shrubbery for a few days and wondered who like it that way.
I mean my lady garden, my little neat bush or whatever other lovely images you have of a little mound on my vagina...lol
I keep getting conflicting opinion about having a little hairy muff, and im not sure what you gents actually prefer so could you please let me know as i would like to be up to date on your personal preferences.
So im leaving my tight pink muff with a few growths of shrubbery so if you would like to cum and sample my soft mound and then give me your opinion i would be so so so sooooooooooo grateful...