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Friday, July 12th 2024 |
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Why would you look at my phone wire? |
Today i chatted with a man who had concerns about the phone wire on the skirting board in one of my photos. It is actually just one little wire that can barely be noticed as i am standing there dressed in sheer panties, nylon stockings and suspenders and high heels. It really did amuse me. You have to have fun with these comments as there is no harm meant. He was kindly offering to fix the offending rogue wire to the skirting board, because the wire drove him nuts and affected the quality of his wank.
This reminded me of a funny sketch from the 90s. I am enclosing it here:
The Swimming teacher: Right, so, first thing, why do you want to learn to swim?
The model : Well, I do a lot of glamour modelling,and when we do shoots round the pool, I look very nervous. So the editor of Razzle said : "Either learn to swim or it's back to Readers' Wives."
The Swimming teacher : I thought I recognised you!
You've got a Zanussi dishwasher.
The model : Yeah!
The Swimming Teacher: And the blue-checked curtains.
The model: Mmm.
The Swimming teacher: Your spice rack's not level, is it? You've got a lot of cupboard space, I was quite impressed by that.
The model: Cos normally blokes look at the, erm...
The Swimming teacher: No, no, no. I get most of my decorating ideas from 'Readers Wives'.
My bedroom is done out like, you know Julie from Devon?
And I'm thinking of doing the bathroom like Wanda from Edmonton,
the sort of jade emulsion.
Not sure about the crab stenciling or the chains on the wall.
The model: I'll let you into a secret. It's not my kitchen!
The Swimming teacher: Oh, right. I suppose it's a set, isn't it?
The model: No, it's my mum's kitchen.
The Swimming teacher: Oh, right. That explains it, cos it was quite old-fashioned,
the tea cosy and those big knickers on the radiator.
The Swimming teacher : I thought they can't be yours...
The model: Can we get on with the lesson?
The Swimming teacher: Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. --------------------------------------------------
I am enclosing a pic of my ass so you don't have to look at my fucking phone wire.
You'll thank me for this later :)
Ms Karen xx
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Sunday, March 3rd 2024 |
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Thank you nylonlover34 for all the gifts. |
I just wanted to say a big thank you to nylonlover34 for his generous gift to me. He gave me a voucher for a lovely meal at a restaurant and some beautiful fully fashioned nylons and suspender belt with silky panties and matching bra. It is always nice to be appreciated by my regular callers.
Nylonlover34 has been exceptionally kind to me. So i modeled a set of lingerie photos just for him and took photos of our night out to share. I invited my good friend Rosie along as she takes my photos for my bad lady profile. Paul could look at all the delicious food we had ordered and have a sexy nylon edge to the photos. I had one too many cocktails and got a bit tiddly. But i would do it all again if i could. I loved going out on a Thursday night into the city. The atmosphere is fantastic as it is the new Friday. No one bothers on Fridays anymore.
The 24 strap suspender belt is not easy to wear. It takes time and patience to adjust the straps to get the correct tautness before pinching the middle of the welt to get a good upward tug on each strap. This has to be patiently done evenly and accurately 24 times. There are 4 straps to the front and 4 to the side and 4 on the back of each leg. Now the front and sides are easy as one can see those. But the back is particularly trying as i wanted the circular keyhole to be stretched and tugged wider so the shape of it becomes almond.
In a sense the keyhole can be psychologically viewed as a pussy and the slit of pussy lips with the little seam running through the middle. Does it make you feel like rubbing your bell end in my keyholes or licking them tentatively as you gently stroke your fingers around the deliciously silky feel of my nylon encased legs? Or shall i just tie you to a chair naked and tease you mercilessly with my hot sexy lingerie until tendrils of pre cum are oozing out of your pussy denied bonered cock? If this is effecting you... perhaps i will need a word or two with you at some stage. A very firm but sensual and teasing word with you!
The seams have to be dead straight on both legs so that it is pleasing to the eye and looks perfectly classy and elegant. I do like to take my time putting on my fully fashioned nylons. It is an old fashioned stocking in vintage style, but also the absolute best nylon that money can buy. Once you have been spotted in a pair of seams, a man cant take his eyes off you. He just stares or tries not to be caught lustfully ogling. And i love that it can make a guy get very weak for me as i enjoy the power i can wield by inducing such a bulge that makes him all flustered. The combo of rich red glossy lipstick, long sharp red nails, super high shiny black patent leather Louboutin stiletto heels and fully fashioned stockings is iconic purely feminine and the hallmark of a mature classy woman, that has her life together and knows how to get her own way. I have a very womanly body, with my long legs and curvy hips and shapely ass and sexy natural breasts. I am a real confident woman that enjoys her own elite pussy and enjoys the attention that my sexy vintage lingerie provokes. Wearing fully fashioned nylon stockings gives me immense pleasure. And i like to express this in the photos i share with you. Of course there is an element of minor suffering by wearing sharp pointed tight painful high heels, impossible sharp long red nails and the time spent doing up endless suspender straps and aligning seams to be perfectly straight. But it is simply a small price to pay for the appearance that is appetent to the eye.
I have included a pic with this post. So you can see how sexy the suspender belt and stockings are. I don't think you need to look at the restaurant foodie pics :P
And thank you again, nylonlover34. You are always so good to me, even when i am very cruel with my strict teasing nylon edging sessions. xx Ms Karen
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Monday, June 19th 2023 |
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Hot Therapy. |
On getting ready to see him, i wasn't really thinking straight because i felt very sexually charged. I had without consideration put on a sheer polka dot lacy bra. I also was wearing a lemon ditsy short summer dress and a pair of shiny neutral high heels. So i arrived on time but the osteopath was running ten mins late. He apologised and for my trouble he rather generously gave me an extra 30 minutes for free.
I found him very attractive as he sat there with his perfect posture and tanned arms and well manicured meticulously clean hands. He looked similar to the character Aaron Peel in Killing Eve season 2. I did wonder if he could tell that i fancied him. I was looking at him giving him a mark in my mind 'he's an 8.5' on my ' i want to sit on your cock' scale. i swear he caught me staring at his unit area.... omg i averted my gaze swiftly. I always get caught!
(skip the next paragraph if you don't want to read about previous osteopath 2/10 experience)
Well this osteopath is a new guy as the original one had a shabby bench I didn't fancy the previous one as he just bragged a lot about how clever he was. That is one thing that genuinely smart people actually never do. He didn't keep his ego in check. His therapy was limp! 2/10 <-- my rating.
But this new guy, was really doing it for me. He was knowledgeable, humble and modest. He had a really nice way about him. He was dressed in a fitted black t shirt and matching black jeans. That's hot. He had a sub look about him in all that black. I want to play with him! But i know i cant as this is strictly professional and i respect that.
We had a really good consultation and he was a fabulous listener. I was easily absorbing all the details as his voice was deliciously soothing. And he got me to put on some baggy yoga pants but no top. He said 'Leave your bra on'. So i did. Then he was seeing my hard erect sexy nipples through the sheer polka dot lace. The air conditioning in the room was up high. He did the right thing and put a square of tissue paper over them. But not before he had a damned good look. I got so turned on watching him flit and sort of try not to steal another glance. He was flinching at my red hot erect nipples.
He crossed my arms over my chest and my nipples were peeking out behind them. And i got a cuddle and rock and a nice deep pressing, as his body transferred pressure to mine. A distinct cartilage sound was heard. Yes i was being cracked back into place. Now my arms and shoulders are free. All the tension leaves my body. I let out a contented sigh of release.
He showed me a few yoga movements 'Threading the needle'. And we did cat, cow, cat, cow... where you get on all fours and suck in your tummy and arch your back like a cat and then let it all go and flop like a cow hence: cat, cow, cat, cow. So i was up on the couch making these lewd but fluid movements. He got down on the floor and tried to show me so i could copy because i kept on bending my arms. I was looking at the logo on the back of his black pants...and his sexy taut ass. I had this urge to climb onto his back and spank his naughty manly sugar buns. 'shhhh'... i had to silence those personal secret thoughts and focus on the yoga.
Then i roll over onto my tummy and he asks me 'Can i undo your bra strap?' My clitty lit up as he flicked the catch in ONE movement... wow. That really impressed me. Then his lovely warm skilled soft hands worked their magic with some cooling gel all across my back and down to my ass. He put pressure on my ass cheeks with his thumbs and held it on each side for some time. Then he rocked me for a long time with the thumbs in my cheeks.
It was a short smooth rhythmic rocking motion. If i had been alone doing those movements at home, i would have been rubbing my pussy into a silken pillow. I had made those yoga pants slightly damp from my drooling wet slit.
Well i am going back next week for a 'follow up appointment'. I told my girl friend Rosie, who also wants to go see him. I want her to check out his hot body and get her ass played with and her bra strap flicked open. We can compare notes. I've dared her to wear my bra the same one he saw me in, that is going to really fuck him up. She has sexy puffy little nipples.
I've seen how she flirts with men. When we have had a ladies night out she really prick teases men: 'Rosie!!... that wasn't dancing!' the back of her skirt was slightly smeared with pre-cum go faster - chevrons where some horny guy had bumped a grind off her pert little ass.
And Just for the record. The new osteopath acted ever so professionally and appropriately and didn't do a single thing wrong. I just fancy him!
xx Ms Karen |
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Tuesday, May 30th 2023 |
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Sharing a special sketch with you. |
I came across this sketch in pencil on a piece of A4 paper while i was clearing out my cupboards. The sub who sketched this was my very first real submissive man. I learned my kinky skills on him. If he ever stumbles across my blog, i hope he will smile and remember me too. I was just a teen in this sketch as i was barely 19 when we met. He was so much older than myself at the time.
But he was a willing sub and came to my apartment often to allow me to experiment on him. And even though all these years have gone by the things i learned from him have stuck with me. One: being not to become a toxic domme. There really is a difference between being vile and actually using the well chosen mindful words to penetrate the subs mind that resonates and makes him want to please me and be a better sub.
He has sketched me with my tits out, in my patent leather thigh length boots and a little thong. My hair still looks a bit like that. I had tiny tits back then. They didn't really develop into womanly breasts until i was in my mid 20's. I didn't even have curves.
And i look at this sketch fondly. You used to soak the handle of my whip with your pre cum drool when i hung it on your erect, throbbing, sub cock. You don't know what that is like for a 19 year old to get her hand slathered in warm, bubbly and slimy pre cum and try to whip you accurately. It did slightly repulse and excite me all at once.
But what i loved and still do is that worshipful supplication, when you knelt and licked the palm of my bare hand so gratefully, reduced and broken into your sub space by me. Adrian, thank you for being my first. And even though you are no longer my conduit...... I am still a Mistress.
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Wednesday, February 15th 2023 |
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A date with my nylon lover. |
I am just going to say thank you to Paul my nylonlover34. He was extremely kind and generous to treat me to 5 pairs of gorgeous fully fashioned nylon stockings and a 12 strap suspender girdle as well as lavishing me with a profuse amount of fresh red roses. I am not going to say here what we did on our date, but ..... I have been well and truly worshiped and spoiled by this handsome man.
It was so very kind of him and so sexy too. I love the feel of the wispy delicate fully fashioned stockings encasing my legs. And the time taken to doing up 12 straps on the suspender belt is so worth it. All those little taut pinches and tugs, to simply show off the beauty of the nylons. I have the fully fashioned nylons with all kinds of heel styles. There are quite a few that i like to wear: Charleston, Susie, Harmony Point heel, Manhattan, Havana, Cuban, Point Heel and Atlanta.
I am not a fan of Memphis or Nashville style heels as the diamond jaggy pattern would clash with anything patterned i might choose to wear. But i guess they would be ok if i were just wearing them for the bedroom with nothing else apart from panties and suspender belt and a high pair of black glossy come fuck me heels.
One could say it looks like bondage being all strapped up and having to get the seams straight. But for me, it is a pleasure and makes me feel wonderfully feminine. I have worn fully fashioned stockings for so long that i can put them on in the dark by feel alone. You just have to find the centre seam and then sit down and slowly slide them up your leg in short little movements so you don't cause any laddering as Nylon does not stretch. It is not like fishnet tights or standard basic stockings material at all.
I do notice when men look at my stockings when i am out and about. I rather enjoy the attention. Sometimes i might dangle a shoe when i am sat on a tube train or at a table in a restaurant. And i will always catch some one looking, perhaps wishing they could touch my nylon feet or get down on their knees and worship my high stiletto glossy red sole shoes. That really is the power of wearing such sexy lingerie and heels being able to distract and captivate in fleeting moments. It can be something so small as the sound of the swish of the nylon touching the slip inside of my skirt. Or my thighs rubbing together on the stockings. It will be heard... and it registers deep inside of him and boingggggggg.
I love it. And i Love Paul for being so kind to me. I nearly gave the poor man a heart attack with the 12 strap suspender belt. But it had to be the keyholes on my Teal fully fashioned nylons that really got him! thank you darling Paul xx Love Ms Karen
I have covered the brand on the packet, as i am not advertising. I am just showing the colour of the stockings in the packet. |
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Sunday, February 20th 2022 |
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I Locked My Masseurs Cock Up. Part 2 |
part 2.
My only complaint would be that he would not shut up talking when i wanted to go to sleep. Generally i love to put my hand over a guys mouth and silence him by hissing the word 'shhhhh' sternly at the same time. But he is not that type of guy. He is simply a masseur. If i had kept him in that cage instead of releasing him, i would have got some peace. So i ordered him to get out of bed and stand there and wank himself off and i tossed him a few tissues. I couldn't be arsed or care about his sexual frustration.
He was unable to wank standing up.. and i knew this very well. I did it deliberately to make him more frustrated. I kept up the torment and just told him to lay down and jerk off and hurry up because honestly i needed to sleep and his jibber jabber was annoying. I had my fun and all the orgasms i wanted. I didn't care or want to witness his frantic dirty knuckle shuffle. Finally he managed a monsoon of spunk and i got silence. That only happened after i reminded him of my superior clitoris and how my perfectly hard nipples and large breasts on small back effect how he keeps leaking pre cum all over the place.
I laughed at him being so weak for drooling so hopelessly weak leaking all over the soft furnishings... I scooped up a big drip of his pre cum and fed it into his mouth. Eat your mess up colin-sam....oh dear !! ... pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft <--jizz sounds. Finally i slept. I felt accomplished. I knew how to make him explode swiftly with minimal effort from myself.
Next time i will restrain him with ropes and leather cuffs and edge and tease him mercilessly. If he ever dares to talk too much and impinge on my precious slumber time. He also does not bring you coffee in the morning. That is another savage dark strike against him. But again.. he is just a masseur, not my sissy girly sub or slave.
I've been looking for a beautician who is willing to shave him before our next session. I could bring him to you and we discuss him (in a subtle humiliating way to wind him up before i cage him) as you shave him with a bic and foam. Colin-sam will compensate you for the shaving session. He specifically wants a wet shave and not to be waxed.
There is something personally i would love to experience with colin-sam in the future would be for him to use his other massage couch. And for myself and another lady who is intelligent and kind to receive a completely nude massage side by side with equal attention paid to our anatomy, while we discuss him. That would be frustrating and intense for colin-sam, and also somewhat arousing for us ladies when he goes to work on our bodies. I literally came when his hands ever so lightly moved the flesh close to my nipples. It was incredibly exciting. I think colin-sam has wonderful healing energy that literally drips from his finger tips. Mmmm do try him :) Ms Karen x x |
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Sunday, February 20th 2022 |
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I Locked My Masseurs Cock Up. Part 1. |
I was delighted to meet colin-sam recently. He is a fully qualified male masseur. I invited colin-sam to London to spend the weekend with me. So he arrived along with his massage couch and oils and cock cage. All i had to provide was the padlock and key. I happened to come across a suitable padlock. It was an impulse buy as i didn't even look at the measurements. I just read the reviews and saw that a sub male had been locked down with one of their padlocks. It was so shiny. It was dangling off his cock cage so menacingly. Mmm :) So i got it custom engraved with ' Owned by Ms Karen' 'Our Cage'. As i thought it would be a nice touch to show colin-sam how enthusiastic i am about his special nude massage. Its not every day, that i get completely nude for a man i have never met before.
The massage experience was very satisfying, pleasure filled and healing. I absolutely would love to see him again. He is respectful, clean and trustworthy. And a really nice thing about colin-sam is that he clips his finger nails and keeps his hands in impeccable soft well maintained condition. I really like that.
Colin-sam has excellent credentials. I had consulted with a professional Mistress he had previously seen for massage and she kindly provided me with all the certificates and information i needed. Colin-sam genuinely is skilled. He had spent 4 days with the previous Mistress giving her rejuvenating massages.
All i had to do to get the best results from colin-sam was to shave his cock and balls and then place him into chastity. I told him that i will be keeping hold of the key and he will be released later once i have got what i wanted from him. Then i could strip naked and lay there for hours without having to worry about him getting erect or accidentally brushing his cock on my anatomy. All i heard instead was the clank clank of the rather large padlock touching the chastity cage as he moved around the table working on my nude body. I did tease him mercilessly with showing him my clitoris as he took one of my legs off the table and spread them to work on my ankles and calves. He could not stop looking. I also had very erect hard nipples while he was staring at my hot slit so intently. I knew he couldn't do anything about this. I just reminded him of how empowering it is to just lock him up so securely and feel that i can lay like this all exposed. This was pricking him. I could tell. I was enjoying doing this to him too. But he remained professional and worked his skilled fingers into my ass cheeks and gave me a lovely ass massage. I could feel him kneading and circling around and spreading and parting. I am pretty sure my little pink ass hole winked at him a few times. If there was anything i enjoyed colin-sam doing to me. I could say ..'give me more of that please colin-sam'. And he would just spoil me with lots of lovely soothing rubs and kneading.
Colin-sam is also very nice company for just chatting to and hanging with. We went for a nice long walk along the River Thames after Breakfast the next morning. And his conversation was intelligent and genuinely interesting. Then we returned to the room. I stripped off naked and i placed his cock back into the cock cage and locked him in with my padlock. Then he gave me a further four hours of massage. I had visible results at the end of the massage. Which was fantastic. He really is a knowledgeable experienced masseur. I wish all you ladies will take a chance on having him swing by and give you the massage you truly deserve from a respectful kind man. All he wants to do is please you. He certainly pleased me. Ask him for a breast massage. His touches are so soothing. He is not direct or clumsy. He is very very subtle and you will relax with him in a way that puts you in your happy place. I am very pleased i took a chance and agreed to meet him.
As a parting gift he left me some chocolate brownies. I don't really have a sweet tooth. But that was so kind of him to give them anyway. During our time together: I shaved him, caged him and controlled his three things during the massage. His three things are for you to find out. I can only give him the best references for taking care of me so wonderfully. I thoroughly enjoyed controlling his erections with my large padlock on his cage. I am a size Queen so this experience was even more of a surprise than i had bargained for. And the padlock i had purchased on a whim , well it was too big. I mean for a standard sized cock and cage. But colin-sam is so well endowed, the large padlock was in proportion. |
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What is your Primary Language? |
I am a Londoner. English. |
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If other, please specify: |
I have tits, a superior clitoris and a hot ass. |
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What is your favourite colour? |
Blue |
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What three words best describe your personality? |
Confident, Sweet-Sadist |
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What is your favourite food? |
French simple food, Honey, salads and fruit. |
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What is your favourite drink? |
Water, Juice, Green Tea. |
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What is your favourite film? |
Killing me softly (2002) |
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What is your favourite TV programme? |
Who watches tv? |
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What are your favourite flowers? |
I like them all. |
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What is your favourite perfume? |
Serge Lutens - all of them! |
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What is your favourite gift? |
I love FF Nylon stockings |
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What is your ethnicity? |
Caucasian (White) |
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What is the colour of your hair? |
Brown |
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What length is your hair? |
Long |
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How would you describe your body type? |
Slim |
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How tall are you? |
5'6" |
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How much do you weigh? |
9st |
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What is your shoe size? |
4 |
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What is your dress size? |
12 |
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What size is your chest? |
34" |
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How would you describe the size of your breasts? |
Medium |
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Are your breasts natural or enhanced? |
Natural |
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How is your pubic hair fashioned? |
Shaved Completely |
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Do you smoke? |
No |
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Do you have any tattoos or piercings? |
Neither |
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If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they |
None |
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What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? |
I am very confident, i don't care what others think or say about me.
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What sort of men turn you on? |
I am interested in submissive men and men who want to give me pleasure. I like to form a strong connection, so nothing feels mechanical, but natural and mutually enjoyable. If you are not a submissive at least be chilled out and easy going. I will talk to you.
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What sort of women turn you on? |
I like sub women with a personality of their own.
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What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had? |
I've really lived, i can tell you many experiences. You cant whittle it down to one. We need to chat about this. |
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What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) |
My life is fucking crazy, you cant even write half of what i get up to here! I am a writer so i love to describe and share in vivid detail. |
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Where would you most like to have sex? |
It's really not about the location. You can have a lot of fun in tight spaces :)
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What is your favourite sexual position? |
This box is too small for the combinations i need |
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What is your second favourite sexual position? |
As if you think i only have two LOL |
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What is your biggest turn on? |
Getting all my own way, with you!
I like to tease you so much.
I know how to use my virtues for power. |
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The most sensitive part of my anatomy is? |
I have a beautiful mind, come and explore it. |
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Describe the experience (when and where) |
Although i have a stellar rating on AW, it is not a case of quantity over quality. I build strong connections with all the men who call me regularly. It does take time to build trust and enrich the experience. I am online daily, regularly so i am a reliable host you can count on. |
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What is your favourite sexual fantasy? |
He knows how to please my superior, elite wet Pussy - C**T.
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How often do you masturbate? |
Regularly, often and with abandon |
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What sexual activity do you enjoy the most? |
Playing with my subs. Having hot kinky sex. |
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When is your libido at its highest? |
I wear Nylons i am always on the brink of arousal. |
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