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| Tuesday, July 18th 2023 |
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| I'm aware I've been a bit quiet |
After surgery on my hand last summer (to reconstruct it after it was crushed while fully inserted in someone! And yes I told the Doctors) I've had a rather long recovery, it won't ever be the same again but at least they could reconstruct it with out the need for pins and plates.
Despite the surgery and recovery I have still been working, learning how to adapt around it and finding other ways of doing things. Some would say I'm quite able lol.
Some personal life issues have taken priority of late meaning I have been a little absent from the phone lines and online. Those who speak to me regularly know (or should know) to follow me on Twitter (search 'MistressLagerth') and can message me to log on to either phone or cam chat.
I was filmed for TV again late in the year 2022, but as yet waiting on the show airing, so can't tell you any details about it until it does.
I've been having a great time with FMTY and subs taking me on holidays to treat me.
I have also, finally got the bulk of the work done to create my second play space - see the free gallery for photos of it.
Lastly following personal life changes, I can lift some restrictions I had on services offered - but I will always have the finally say, so be warned. |
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| Wednesday, July 14th 2021 |
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| So I've been on TV |
Some of you I know will have seen the show on either 5star or channel 5, if you've missed it it's available via their online streaming My5 - the show was originally called 'Xxxmas' when it first aired in Dec 2020. Search and you will find it.
You see me along with one of my sissy sluts, who enjoys chastity and confinement. Obviously that isn't all I offer but we had to keep the footage TV friendly.
It was a great day of filming, far more footage taken than what was used. And for me watching it when it aired was hilarious seeing the moments caught when I'm not there ... for me the puzzlement when trying to get the service of my drink right had me in stitches. |
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| Friday, July 14th 2017 |
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| In case you haven't noticed I've had a name change |
I was LaFemmeNikkita aka Mistress Nikkita, but at the end of 2016 was forced to start thinking about changing my name. Which at the start of 2017 became Mistress Lagertha which is pronounced L-ag-a-th-a.
So why the name change then?
Well it wasn't anything sinister. When I first created my account here I was starting to launch myself as a Pro Domme, but initially used the site to offer phone and online chat of a generic sexual nature. Then I hit a period of poor health, which forced me to pause my Pro Domme plans as I was starting. I carried on with the written erotica and phone chat and didn't think much more of it. Until the end of 2016 when I came back to my Pro Domme plans. I took it all out again dusted it off and started to continue what I'd started. Only to discover that in the few years it had taken, someone else had started to use the same name with a different spelling. At this point I figured it was pointless causing confusion with people and no need to fight about it either. And the decision was made to change my name and completely relaunch myself. Which meant changing the names on existing accounts, so branding of my Domme self was uniform.
I often get asked now how I arrived at the Mistress name I now use - It was a long process I can tell you. I did't want anything too common, or that would cause confusion. But at the same time reflected my personality as a strong Dominant woman. Many ideas were banded about with friends, but none felt right. That was until one Sunday afternoon as I lounged on my bed watching Vikings ... and it hit me like a bolt of lighting 'LAGERTHA' the real shield maiden warrior woman of history; strong non conforming and many other traits like my own - of course there are clear differences but the name gave me a comfortable feeling. I tested it out on kink friends for their in put, many didn't know the connection, while others instantly did and were very vocal on how well it fitted. That night everything was changed, the website domain was bought that weekend and the rest as they say is now history.
There is a possibility that, in the change over some people will have lost me - so I hope you find me again xx |
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| Saturday, October 22nd 2016 |
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| The weekly happenings of Mistress Lagertha |
Well since my last blog my daily life has changed. I now have two submissive's in my stable, a 24hr submissive girlfriend so kink and BDSM has become 24/7. And I now have a male submissive house servant, who I'm training to become a valet (think not quite butler).
So I'm currently enjoying being waited on, chauffeured, sent presents, spoilt and worshipped. And I am enjoying it.
The girlfriend has brought out a sadistic side of me, that tortures her at the slightest everyday situation. Which is so much fun in both direction.
We've also had fun shopping for the girl girl toy bag ;) |
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| Friday, September 18th 2015 |
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| Need to do a few updates |
Hi there readers, I will being updating different bits of my profile over the next few weeks. As I looked at different bits the other night and today I've realised there are some things that have changed - such as what the dungeon looks like in my erotic storyboard, not massive changes but enough for it to be different now. So new pictures needed there. I will be adding a new free storyboard that will picture some of my favourite fetish/BDSM tools of the trade.
I'm thinking about how I can incorporate cam chat sessions in future, while maintaining anonymity - keeping my face off camera but showing you everything else. It's not set in stone but I'm considering it.
I have really missed being on here and can't for the life of me remember why I've been away for so long. Computer compatibility was the main reason.
I have a few erotic stories of my own to write for you and I will probably go back to doing them to order again, but will have to see how things pan out time wise. On the subject of writing, I am still to put together my book of short stories for submission to a specialist publisher - not the first time I have mentioned this I know, but it has ended up on the back burner of my to get done list.
Anyway I'm glad to be back at it talking to you equally perverted bunch and sharing stories about my own debouched life. |
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| Wednesday, June 4th 2014 |
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| Checking in |
Grr I forgot about the rule for no web addresses, so have to write this whole blog over again! :(
So ...
Hi guys and girls, I have been away from blogging for a while as work home life has been busy. Or more accurately time consuming. But I have been making some ME time for myself to indulge my naughty side.
What have I been up to then?
- Lost my car following a road accident, and subsequently taken for a ride by the other driver and the insurance company. Over a dented bumper!
- Well I met and fucked the sexiest GILF (gran I'd love to fuck) ever, it was amazing. Her sexual skills truly rocked my world, shame she lives so far away.
- I got de-flower a bisexual young ladies first ever girl girl action, in the form of a threesome with myself and a friend of hers. Both of us squirting all over each others pussies as we came ... WOW.
- I was the object of attention in a all girl foursome with three very sexy black ladies. Two fucking each other next to and over me, with loads of groping and boogie action between the three of us. All while I was being licked out like there was no tomorrow!
- I've been nominated for the Bondage Awards as a bondage writer ... all extra votes are welcome, you will find me listed as 'Nikkita Femme' and if you want the link (the one that got the first version of this blog entry removed GRR) send me a message to request it and I will happily email it to you through the system x
Obviously I'm still writing porn bondage or otherwise, so check out the sales tab if you want one of your own written.
For now I'm off to go online sex toy shopping xxx |
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| Tuesday, October 15th 2013 |
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| Writing |
I have noticed lately the mark of a quality story I write, is if I get turned on and get off on the content. While I'm set my subject matter by some or free to choose for others. Everything is written from a personal perspective of my own experiences, there are occasions when I have to research something further in order to write the level of detail that will make a reader cum. But I have fun doing the research.
I know when I read a book or short story, I want the writer to create an illusion of imagery in my head of every last detail. That then makes me feel like I am there myself for that immortal moment written in time.
I really must get round to putting my book together and submitting it to the publishers. My fear is the level of detail is too much for my work to be published, wait and see I guess. |
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| Tuesday, August 20th 2013 |
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| Fucking Machines |
Well I have proper landed myself in a writing dilemma. I like to write from experience and if I have no experience on a subject I will research it, by talking to friends who I know are into the activity I am to write about or by doing research online finding video's and watching in detail to then work out how I would do it if it was me.
This time I have written a fucking machine into the end of my last story, and of course this has peaked my readers interest. So now I have to go and try one out for myself because no amount of watching videos or talking to friends is able to give me the detail I want for my next story. Fortunately a friend has two (yes that is the type of people I know lol), so I will hopefully be going over this week for my own first hand experience - which I am actually quite excited about, but there is a pang of nerves too.
Then my top purchaser of my stories and his girl friend will be the lucky first readers of my experiences with the fucking machine. |
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| Tuesday, April 30th 2013 |
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| Been absent for a while |
Apologies to regulars for my absence, my work and home life got too busy to allow me any time here, it also wash't helped by a change in computer - my new mac doesn't support the online chat programs, which is a bit of a bummer. My only option is to go back to my old computer for online chat, but it is SO slow :(
I am also in the process of putting together a book of sexy stories on the advice of my regular purchasers, I will be submitting it to a publishers once done - they require a minimum of 7000 words.
I am more likely to be available for phone chat during the day at the moment until things get back to normal, as my writing creativity is best late night.
Don't be strangers. |
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| Friday, February 22nd 2013 |
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| And yet more sex to have on the brain |
I have taken to writing a lot lately hence why I'm not in chat as much, sorry about that - I haven't forgotten you.
Here is an in-site into my process of writing for the loyal fans x
Now my writing is written word porn, based on ideas I'm given usually one liners. I then think out how to write that line into a story spanning several pages, essentially turning it into a written fantasy. Where my end goal it to have got the reader off - usually myself too in some cases, I have a wicked mind.
Anyway I will spend a few days thinking through a plot and ideas of how to make that and the one line come together. The more excited I get about how it will work the faster a story may be written, otherwise fast turn around is due to a subject I have lots of personal knowledge in and I'm as eager to write it out as a reader would be to get the juicy bits.
As I do have a day job, I cannot write every hour of the day. So what I have done is download a writing app I can use on my computer and my phone that sync together and I always have the same version which ever device I'm using. I can then write while waiting for buses and trains and when travelling on them, while I'm waiting to pick people up if I'm driving. That moment in the middle of the night when I get THAT idea, when in bed and more.
I will then attempt (and I mean attempt as I'm dyslexic) to proof read everything, adding in grammar or editing the way it reads (writing in the middle of the night as I fall asleep does throw out some odd balls at times). Next I will save it and send out the copy to the person who's idea it was, then wait eagerly for their feedback about if the enjoyed it, did have the desired effect, and their feedback (I thinks thats the best bit for me). And of course if they ask me to write another one.
I've been told now by several people I should publish, as they think the way I write is good enough - you have no idea how much of a boost that is for me, I used to think that because of my dyslexia I wouldn't get that far in life. Well I've done several things I thought I wouldn't and I'm told I'm talented at them all. I have looked into publishers and found two, who could handle my level of hard core lol. I've been told to go along to Eroticon in London in a week or so's time, but the cost of tickets is astronomical (£75!! not to mention getting there etc) so I will have to give that one a miss I think, which is a shame as I think that could be really good.
So for the time being I shall stick to my short stories and put together something of 3000-8000 words to submit to the publishers for consideration.
I just hope my waiting list for stories never gets longer than 2-3 at any one time otherwise people will be waiting ages! Up to 2000 words can take me nearly a month to write, not all I write do but some can.
Anyway enjoy x |
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| Sunday, January 20th 2013 |
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| Back and for my Birthday too |
Hello my lovelies and regular readers. Sorry I have been away, I had a bit of a bad month in Dec - I fell down some stairs (previous blog will fill you in on those details) which still isn't fully right again but at least I can sit at the computer again, which I really couldn't for about 3 weeks as it was SO painful.
THEN a close relative died which took the sparkle out of christmas and the interest in being online here was killed, as there were far more important things to deal with.
So I haven't forgotten you all, just need time to regroup with myself before coming back. Well in under 15 mins it will also be my Birthday as well .... so who is buying me presents then? lol Seriously I LOVE presents and never get many |
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| Thursday, December 27th 2012 |
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| Very annoyed |
I am ready to metaphorically KILL!
I am a Mistress, one with strict rules and I am slightly OCD about mine being followed and also following the guidelines of my craft. So in my current state of total frustration someone is going to feel the wrath of my meter long Dragon Cain! Together with well and truly being fucked sideways up their arse with the biggest things I can find of great discomfort, for fucking me about like this!! THEY WILL PAY YOU MARK MY WORDS!
I am currently very annoyed and pissed off and it seems I am not even allowed to mention why, for fear of removal!
I want to to tell you about it but it appears I cannot, I can only be vague - but in being vague nothing gets answered or resolved and it is not clear what I am talking about!
Annoy a woman like me and you will discover the real meaning of mean and nasty with a good dollop of your pain to make me feel temporarily better about it all. |
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| Thursday, December 27th 2012 |
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| I fell down a flight of concrete stairs recently |
my lack of attendance to my duties of late are due to falling down a flight of stairs and enduring some major bruising and tissue damage to my backside and hip - I will post you a picture of how bad it is (the picture is the damage 3 days later).
I have not been able to sit at my computer for long hours for chat, because of the total discomfort it causes me. I am on rather a lot of medication and a slightly deformed butt cheek now :( as a result.
It was approx 3 weeks ago now that it happened, and I have been keeping a picture diary which I may later choose to share on here for some of you kinky little buggers to get kicks out of maybe - I shall see. |
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| Monday, November 19th 2012 |
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| Hmm regulars are giving me ideas *mwhahah* |
Ok I now speak to a lot of people here that can only be called addicted tome really.
Some have written my name all over their cock to then wank and rub it in to them and cum all over my name. Other devotees send me pictures as proof of their pleasure or what they are doing with my orders, how they are using their purchaces from me etc.
So earlier on a certain specialy addicted one of you offered to send me more pictures and in doing so I have now decided to start a wall of cock on my profile. Not sure if it will be in my private gallery with an open pin to all or if I will do it as a photo story board in the erotica section. Either way watch out for it and all who send me cock pictures will go there (of course I won't include any face pictures as that would be crule). |
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| View of room two bed down |
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| The first willing person into the bondage chair |
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| New furniture of a bondage chair, smother box and |
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| Mistress Lagertha at the German Fetish Ball in Ber |
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| Mistress Lagertha after attending sweet surrender |
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| Mistress Lagertha after attending Sonic Boom Berli |
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| Mistress Lagertha in treated/chlorinated latex |
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| The cupboard of curiosity |
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| Mistress looking seductive |
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| Where all the chastity keys Mistress collects sit |
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| A slaves view of Mistress getting ready to throat |
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| A slaves view of Mistress in a dungeon |
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| A slaves view of Mistress sat |
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| Chastity keys in Mistresses cleavage |
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| House bitch on the rack for distracting me |
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| View of my legs in fishnets and sexy shoes through |
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| Leather tie gloves and jacket |
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| What is your starsign? |
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18 |
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| What is your Primary Language? |
English |
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| What is your Secondary Language? |
Sarcasm |
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| How would you describe your non-binary gender? |
NA |
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| If other, please specify: |
N/A |
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| What is your favourite colour? |
Purple |
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| Who is your favourite celebrity? |
I’m not that superficial |
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| What is your best feature? |
Smile |
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| What is your worst feature? |
Smile |
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| What three words best describe your personality? |
Recalcitrant, refactory, Dominant |
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| What is your favourite food? |
mexican |
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| What is your favourite drink? |
Mead, Champagne, Rum, Prosecco |
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| What is your favourite film? |
anything spy related |
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| What is your favourite TV programme? |
Fort Salem |
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| What are your favourite flowers? |
Jasmin |
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| What is your favourite perfume? |
French and expencive normally |
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| What is your favourite gift? |
Long boots and leather |
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| What is your favourite holiday destination? |
somewhere warm |
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| What is your ethnicity? |
Caucasian (White) |
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| What is the colour of your eyes? |
Hazel |
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| What is the colour of your hair? |
Brown |
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| What length is your hair? |
Short |
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| How would you describe your body type? |
Curvy |
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| How tall are you? |
5'9" |
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| How much do you weigh? |
15st+ |
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| What is your leg measurement? |
34" |
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| What is your shoe size? |
8 |
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| What is your dress size? |
18+ |
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| What size is your chest? |
38" |
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| What is your waist measurement? |
40" |
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| What is your hips measurement? |
48" |
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| What is your bra cup-size? |
G |
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| How would you describe the size of your breasts? |
Very Large |
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| Are your breasts natural or enhanced? |
Natural |
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| How is your pubic hair fashioned? |
Trimmed |
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| Do you smoke? |
No |
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| Do you have any tattoos or piercings? |
Both |
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| If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they |
Partially Visible |
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| Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location? |
I have an inch long scar under my chin |
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| What times are you always available? |
At the moment most days and evenings |
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| Will you do overnight bookings? |
Yes |
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| List of Towns/Areas you will visit |
You can FMTY |
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| How long are you prepared to travel for? |
2½+ |
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| Nearest rail station? |
Walsall, Wolverhampton, Birmingham |
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| What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? |
Nothing really short of unrelated accidents maybe, such as breaking my leg. |
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| What sort of men turn you on? |
Ones that do as they are told, read profiles fully and explain coherently what they are interested in. The ability to find middle ground is also admirable. Looks wise, tall slim-toned. I also love a well dressed (suit or smart casual) smart guy who's well groomed. |
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| What sort of women turn you on? |
Alternative girls, girls with piercings and or tattoos.
Well proportioned curvy women.
Women with amazing legs.
Sparkeling eyes and a cute smile. |
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| What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had? |
Think it was a 5 girl and me more some, lots of squirting happening. Or a guy in France who came repeatedly from being strap on butt fucked. |
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| What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) |
I don't consider any of it to be outrageous - so maybe I'm the outrageous one! |
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| Where would you most like to have sex? |
In a car or on a car the only place I haven't tried. |
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| What is your favourite sexual position? |
On top ;) |
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| What is your second favourite sexual position? |
all of them ;) |
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| What is your biggest turn on? |
Using and abusing slaves for my own self satisfaction.
And audible sounds of their real pleasure. |
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| The most sensitive part of my anatomy is? |
My back and every erogenous hot spot. |
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| Describe the experience (when and where) |
This one belongs to me and them alone. |
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| What is your favourite sexual fantasy? |
Squirting into a sluts gaping arsehole |
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| How often do you masturbate? |
lots and daily |
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| What sexual activity do you enjoy the most? |
Reveiving full body worship |
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| When is your libido at its highest? |
On waking up, mid day or late evening |
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